Good Charlotte Quotes
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Benji: Tonight comes from ChikVicious, good screen name. Ok and it says ok I just found out my mom smokes week and I found out my best friends mom smokes weed too and it's kinda freaking me out and I'm finding out weird things about my mom and I really can't hang out with her anymore, what should I do?
Joel: Hmm....Your mom smokes weed....
Benji: *Acts like he's holding dope* Relax man just open your mind up.
Joel: I'd say if you, you know if you're concerned about her health or
Benji: Actually turn her into the cops
Joel: yeah call the police on her when you know she's gonna have one of her bong parties with all of her friends you know
Benji: Set up a video camera and send it to us cause I wanna see what happens
*Both laughing*
More Quotes
Benji: Our last video of the night is coming from Linkin Park. Funny story about Linkin Park on 2001 Ozzfest Chester got bit in the ass by a big spider
Joel: Really....
Benji: He got really sick
Joel: Sure it wasn't just Kelly Osbourne?
Benji: No it was a spider
Joel: Oh
Benji: That was the brother's Lofler of Chevelle coming in at number 9 this week and the guys recently talked about whether it was harder playing as brother's in a band opposed to just friends and Pete said they have their fair share of fights but it doesn't involve fists anymore and they also said it would be nice if they could fire each other but their mom won't let them.
Joel: very sweet
Benji: Similar situation I've tried to fire Joel many times but my mom won't let me
Joel: then he realizes he couldn't write any songs without me, he needs me. There we go, and now the Ataris coming in at number 8 with In This Diary, enjoy!
Benji: *In goofy voice imitating Joel* "Then he realizes he couldn't write any songs without me"
Benji: Now we got Audioslave coming in at number 6 this week and Chris Cornell says he had considered getting together with some of the guys of Rage even when he was in Sound garden *southern accent* I call that cheatin'
Joel: *Southern Accent* That's what I call that too, it's adultery
Benji: He first saw them at Lollapalooza in '96 and he thought they were on of the best live acts he had ever seen so when the opportunity came to play with them he jumped at it and now he'll get the chance to play Lollapalooza this summer as a part of Audioslave. His dreams are coming true.
Joel: Chris all your dreams are coming true,I'm glad
Benji: I saw them play at Amsterdam when we were on tour over there, he's got a great tan
Joel: Yes he does
Benji: that Chris Cornell
Joel: Good tan Chris
Benji: Good tan. Alright anyways Lollapalooza kicks off July 3rd one day before Independence day
Joel: Ahh good observation
Benji: Ever seen that movie?
Joel: Yeah....I did......Will Smith
Benji: Alright anyways, Jane's Addiction, Queens of the Stone Age, the Donnas, it's gonna be la la lots of fun hehehe
*Joel looking at Benji like he's a dumbass*
Benji: haha yeah
Joel: Hey welcome to All Things Rock I'm Joel this is Benji
Benji: I'm just shopping for skirts
Joel: Yeah Benj is shopping for skirts. We're from the band Good Charlotte and this is our show on MTV where we play videos and Benj acts like an idiot
Benji: *holds up skirt* this is nice
Joel: Yeah it is *talks about the store they are in*
Benji: *Holds up another skirt* It's pretty
Benji: Linkin Park
Joel: build monsters
Benji: the D4
Joel: Travel across the world for you
Benji: All Things Rock
Joel: will be right back......You're stupid
Joel: This is All Things Rock, you know on All Things Rock we play a vast array of many bands
Benji: That's right Joel we do
Joel: Benji told me to say that
Benji: Bands like Linkin Park, Linkin Park, a band, a band that is epic is huge as a band could possibly get
Joel: Recently on the cover of Spin they were named the biggest band on the planet
Benji: I hung out with Mike Shinoda
Joel: you say that a llllot
Joel: You just saw the Exies and look out for them on the MTV's Campus Invasion tour their gonna be doing a couple dates with the Used and Finch both very good friends of ours
Benji: go to MTV.com to find out when the Campus Invasion is coming near you. You know there's gonna be lots of interactive games Joel.
Joel: Yay
Benji: Campus Invasion Tour
Joel: Oooooo
Benji: You can make your own band and make a CD and a picture
Joel: You can get a, like on a roller coaster when you take pictures, kinda the same deal
Benji: Oooooo....We're really excited
Joel: Benji is really excited about it
Benji: *Talking about D4* The opening track on the album is Rock and Roll Mother Fucker. Beep that out MTV, I don't want my mom hearing that. I'm sorry mom but it was on their album
Joel: You're quoting
Benji: I am
Joel: what's up welcome to All Things Rock I'm Joel this is Benji
Benji: yep
Joel: He's my brother
Benji: Yep
Joel: We're from the band Good Charlotte
Benji: Yep
Joel: This is our show on MTV
Benji: Yep
Joel: So recently I picked up a copy of Revolver Magazine, I like to read music magazines
Benji: is that right?
Joel: yes and my friend uh, we're friends with Sum41, they're good friends of ours and my friend Deryck was doing an interview with Revolver and I said "Hey there's my friend Deryck in Revolver I'm gonna read it" and it's funny cause he's actually talking about my brother Benj here. So I'm gonna embarrass Benj on national TV. He says...
Benji: Try me
Joel: he says "Me and Benji from Good Charlotte always seem to hook up with the same girls. Maybe we've got the same taste or something but I'll be talking with them and they'll say "Do you know Benji from Good Charlotte?" (He sighs) and says yeah I know Benji...
That's funny, that's a good freakin magazine article
Benji: you know what, there's nothing wrong with making out with a girl here or there on the road
Joel: But it's funny cause it's true
Benji: There's no way that can be true cause you see Deryck, don't lie on me, we all know I hook up with dudes.
Joel: Alright
Benji: Alright here's Sum41 the Hell Song
Joel: Go Ahead Sum41
Benji: It's all a lie, all a lie
Joel: Welcome back to All Things Rock
Benji: Welcome back to All Things Rock
Joel: Ooooh.....yeah he's not funny is he
Benji: *Shakes head no*
Joel: Alright so it's time to close the show out, sad to say it but don't worry we'll be back. We'll always come back
Benji: Yes we will
Joel: Always will, don't worry we're here on MTV to stay
Benji: Yes
Joel: We've become fixtures in the MTV family
Benji: stationary
Joel: You know the president of MTV calls me all the time just to tell me how great our show is
Benji: and we're the best vj's MTV has ever had, he said that to me. At least I think that's what he meant by "Could you get out of my way and let me in the elevator"
Joel: Yeah
*In unison* Anyways
Benji: Yeah anyways
Joel: Awkward
Benji: awkward
Joel: Yeah we're definitely gonna get fired now
Benji: the next video of the night is coming from Chevelle, Pete Lofler says that pain is not something you should avoid, pain can make you grow
Joel: I know what else can make you grow
Benji: what else helps you grow?
Joel: Green beans and broccoli
Benji: that's right Joel
Joel: and carrots
Benji: that's right. Right, right.
Some More Quotes
Joel: Welcome back to All Things Rock Im Joel this is Benji
Benji: Hi
Joel: We are still here at Sweet and Vicious in New York City and Evanescence is still hanging on to number two again
Benji: *chanting* Amy Lee, Amy Lee, Amy Lee
Joel: That's right, shes in a nightgown, shes falling *Acts like hes falling*
Benji: Yes "Bring me to life" is the song, Amy Lee is the singer
Joel: You notice how when he's like pulling her, the dude, the rapper dude, is pulling her up on the thing
*Benji and Joel making pulling gestures*
Benji: I won't let ya fall; I won't let ya fall
Joel: And her nightgown is kinda like, kinda showing her legs and your like wondering if your gonna see a little more, but you don't and she falls
Benji: Amy I wouldn' let you fall girl, you know this, right
Joel: I would hold on
Benji: Now ummm Amy says that this song is about uh doing the same thing everyday, going through the motions and one day something snaps you out of it and you wake up and find out there' more to life
Joel: The blind folds pull off your eyes
Benji: Been lifted
Joel: Who am I, Why am I here
Benji:Well I think that's pretty deep, so uh Amy Lee Props*holds up fist* Evanescence Number2
Joel: Amy Lee and the rapper guy
Benji: So your number one video this week is no surprise, Linkin Park. They've parked themselves.....
Joel: *laughing*
Benji: haha you like that
Joel: You're so stupid dude
Benji: At the top for three weeks now and their project revelation tour kicked off last month and their giving a little bit back to the troops. They resived they uh reserved a certain amount
Joel: They resuved resived blah blah blah
Benji: They they reserved a certain amount of tickets for the men and women of the military and their families, the passes are free and are gonna be distributed by a lottery or first come first served
Joel: I got my camo on today, same reason
Benji: that's right so here they are, we wanna thank Sweet and Vic....Sweet and Vicious
Joel: Sweet and Vicssss vic vic and Benji! *Making fun of Benji cause he can't talk*
Joel: We're gonna kick the show off with a video from cold
Benji: you sure are Joel
Joel: yes
Benji: scooty scooter
Joel: scooty scooty scooter
Benji: scooty scooter ton
Benji: Lets start the show off with a band called Cold
Joel: Brrrrr *Acts cold*
Benji: Yeeeaahhh
Joel: You just saw the All-American Rejects
Benji: Swing swing swing
Joel: That's right and we have a story from those guys, recently they were in Daytona Beach Florida and if you kids
Benji: Joel loves this story
Joel: it's one of my favorites I have to tell you kids if you're interested. They were in Daytona Beach and Nick and Tyson decided to take a ride on a farris wheel *Moves arms like he's headed there while saying "do da do da do"* and uh the hydraulics on it blew. Squirted hydraulic fluid all over the place
Benji: falling asleep here......boring
Joel: freaked the guys out and the fire department came and squirted water all over them
Benji: and the viewers of All Things Rock didn't care
Joel: Ok, you didn't have to be so mean to me
