One day in lollipop land a very handsome young man named Joe bob was walking along just sucking on his lollipop when all of a sudden the evil lollipop stealer popped out and stole Joe bob's lollipop and ran off screaming "I'm quick as a cheetah!!!!!!!!!!" "STOP YOU REALLY REALLY BAD PERSON!!!!!!!" Joe bob screamed. "NEVER!!!!!!!!!" the lollipop stealer replied. After a long time reflecting on what had just happened to him, he realized what he had to do. He had to go to the GOD OF LOLLIPOPS!!!!!!!!!!!! The only thing that was holding Joe bob back was he didn't know where to find the lollipop god. So to find the lollipop god he had to go to the god of knowing where everything is and that is what he did. Once he found the god of knowing where everything is he asked the god; "Where can I find the god of lollipops?" begged Joe bob. "You can find the lollipop god by finding the lollipop wizard!!!!" said the god of knowing where everything is. Then the god disappeared. So off went Joe bob to find the lollipop wizard. Joe bob went through the magical chocolate forest and over the mountains of marshmallows and through the sea of soda. After a long journey Joe bob finally found the lollipop wizard. Joe asked "Where can I find the lollipop god?" "In the gigantic lollipop on the lollipop mountain!!!" said the lollipop wizard. So off went Joe bob to the lollipop mountain to find the gigantic lollipop. After many years of walking very slowly Joe bob finally found the gigantic lollipop. "Oh gigantic lollipop why oh why did the lollipop bandit steal my lollipop is he really a bad person?" begged Joe bob "Oh Joe bob I have been watching you for a very long time and I will tell you why that man stole your lollipop and its because he did not have a lollipop and he was very jealous of your big lollipop so he had to have it. That does not mean he is a bad person it just means he wanted a lollipop." Said the lollipop god. So in the end the moral of this story is to share your lollipops with others.
