Idioths

"Least likely to succeed"

This is Ben. He's a funny little bastard. He enjoys long walks in the rain, picnics, and sex with men.

This is Jeff. I will first father, then devour, his children.

Dads, lock up your daughters, HES SINGLE!
***UPDATE***
Cain has died.

This is Zack, bens brother. He is a sexy bitch. GRRRRR

Brent likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

This is Brent, Greg's cousin. He does not play guitar.

EVEEEEEN MAAAAAAAAAAN JEEEEEBUS

Slick-WILLARD (back in the awesome fro days)

Wong Likes Nipples

Luke after doing 5 sets of 500! GRRRRROWL

Senor Mudvayne 666
AHAHA AHA HA!

Nick is a skank.

JOEEEEEEEY

Nark is Sexy

This is James. He doesn't go to school or anything stupid like that!