Matt is a Skank.
Matt is a Legend. He doesn't shower for days on end. He never washes his hair. He has numerous serious infections. He doesn't change his clothes either. Let me explain exactly how bad it is with a quick anecdote:Once Matt found out that a family of mice had been living for eight months in his shoe and surviving off the mess in his room.
But pictures speak louder than words.
THESE ARE HIS SOCKS!
This is his room (yeah thats right thats a DNS can!)!
This is the closet!
Matt carved DESTROY into his skin!
