NAME - The Pissed Guy On The Couch
D.O.B - Unknown
A.K.A - Aaron
MARITAL STATUS - Single
ROLE IN THE BAND - To lay on the lounge and listen to us inbetween moments of unconsciousness, to jump around practice with no pants on, to eat chicken nuggets and drink beer. Also he has a particular talent in being in every single photo taken.
FAVOURITE SECOND THOUGHTS SONG - According To Me
WORDS OF WISDOM - "Get Nude", "Viginity can be cured"