Mark La Lanne's Power Juicer
If You have ever watched tv either early in the morning or in the evening, you probably have seen some INCERDEBLY STUPID infomercials.
The infomercial 4 Mark la Lanne's power juicer is by far the moast rediculus.
It starts like this:
Are you tired and over worked?
Out of shape?
Stressed?
well then u should try Mark la lanne's power juicer!
And old guy in a blue one-pice gym suit walk in with a lady, They show you some outragious "before and after" pictures of people who own the juicer.But seriously! your oviously gonna loose weight if u only drink fruit juice!
Now they decide to test Their juicer with a "common" juicer.
The lady uses the regular juicer and inserts some cut up apple from a smalll bowl.
Then the machien makes alot of noise and juice comes out filling half the cup.
Then Mark begins with his juicer,
he puts in 3 WHOLE apples (much more than the lady put in).
The juicer is incredebly loud but the lady screams over it "I can't believe how quiet it is!" then the juice comes out and over flows the cup.
They comment on how mark's juicer made more juice but remember he oviously added more apples.
Now they open up their juicers and show the remnants of the apples.
The regular juicer has the same ammount of leftovers as mark's exept mark's is more chopped up.
They put the leftovers on paper towel and the lady squizez the regular juicer's. But she barley even touches mark's.
The infomercial continues of people saying how it changed their life.
