I Hate Avril

Avril Lavigne is the biggest poser to ever walk the face of the earth. The fact that anyone considers her punk is a huge insult to true punks. She was obviously manufactured by some dumb ass record label to earn them some unneeded pocket money.

Something that puzzles me about Miss Lavigne is if she is such a talented guitarist why is it that she never plays it??

I was lucky enough to catch a repeat of her performance at this years Grammy's on t.v. today and i have to say it was the WORST thing i have ever heard in my life. I smell a repeat of Milli Vanilli. But then again they were smart enough to lip sink during their live performances.

Avril has said that she is "this generations Sid Vicious."

I wonder if she could pick him out of this line up??

**NOTE TO AVRIL** Sid actually contributed to the world of punk. Sid actually played in a punk band. Sid actually played an instrument and didn't just carry it around like some kind of ornament. SID WAS PUNK!!! He had more punk in his right arm than you have in your entire ugly ass body my dear!!!! So don't ever compare yourself to Sid Vicious or any other true punk again!!

wow... that shirt and the ass load of make up you're wearing is so "punk rock" avril

haha... yet another punk moment for avril guest starring on sabrina the teenage witch

aww! poor girl! must be another one of those "damn cold nights"

Be like Advil... DRINK MILK!!

Umm...I really don't think anything needs to be said about this little piece of heaven.

Yeah...i don't think you're supposed to hold your guitar like that...dumb shit!

Oh gosh!! There are SO many things i could say about this picture!!! First off... Fake tatoos *RAWK*! HotTopic jewelry is "like...so totally punk!" I think the guy behind you is playing your guitar. Are those false eyelashes you're wearing??? i'll add the rest of my comments later.

The Story of Avril
By: Rude Girl
With the more popular punk bands slipping back out of sight, Hot Topic was in a frenzy! So, what to do? They sent some scientists into hot topics secret lab - deep deep underground. They attempted to make the "next best thing" in popular mtv friendly rock-rebel music, calling it an Artificial Version with Rock Infused Lyrics. They failed, horribly. Instead they created something so awful, so hidious, and so freaking annoying that despite all their hard work they couldn't bear to unleash this evil force upon the world... Wanting to end this unholy psudo-punk terror quickly one of the scientists removed his tie and attempted to strangle the beast. With the tie around her neck, ready to be tightened, Avril let out a piercing and extremely off-key scream which burst the eardrums of the scientists. While they lay writhing in pain she made her escape. The corperation which owns hot topic (which is the GAP by the way.. apparently gapPunk didn't get the response they wanted) didn't know how badly the engineers failed at their task, and set her loose upon the world...

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