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  1. Intro
  2. Cotton Candy
  3. Suberballs
  4. Ninja
  5. Stomp
  6. Prom Queen
  7. My Kinda Bitch
  8. When I Get Out


  1. Intro
    (Wolf howling)
    Welcome to the Dark Carnival Tunnel of Love
    Allow your emotions to run wild
    Allow your passion to soar freely
    Welcome to the Tunnel of Love
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  2. Cotton Candy
    "One pussy licking coming up"

    "What's your name, handsome?"
    "Well, Claude, Miss Virginia. A pleasure to see. Oh my, you're all
    naked to. Like Miss Marge. Are you going to suck the poison out too?"
    "Do you know what's under my dress?"
    "Well, no, ma'am, I ain't never looked. Well, a cock like I got I guess."
    "No, Claude, it's a nice big cunt."

    My name is Shaggy, but some call me Shaggy Balls
    Cuz you can my ball sac hanging out my drawers
    I wear short shorts, bitches stop and stare
    Later on you see me parting through the cotton hair

    I meet a bitch, I always gotta check and ask
    How many corn dogs been to the cotton patch
    And when I fuck bitches ass what I'm trying to do
    My nuts is people, so I'm trying to stuff em in there too

    Cotton Candy, it wasn't made for the mouth
    You don't believe me, then take a look and then south
    Rotten candy, is what you'll find without a doubt
    I stick my wang in the cotton hole and then I'm out

    Jump Steady, Rude Boy, and Nate the Mack
    They huntin cotton and Shaggy Shagg know where it's at
    So don't be stingy, there's more than one wicked clown
    And, bitch, you got enough cotton here to go around

    Now some bitches wanna go and shave the cotton off
    Straight to the candy, I'm with it, I won't get lost
    That's why I bring the clippers with me, they coming in handy
    When you fuck around with the cotton candy

    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, cotton candy, yeah, hey hey
    Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth, she told me

    My name is J, the kiddies call me genie pants
    Cuz I can play the flute and make my dick start to dance
    Like a snake, I make it shake, rattle and roll
    And this year, my ball's made it to the Cotton Bowl

    Unlike Shaggy, he's scared of the cotton pie
    I ate so much cotton candy I got pink eye
    I can remember the first time I had a taste
    She pulled her panties down and stuffed her cotton in my face

    I said, "your daddy's home", she said "so fucking what?"
    I tried to take my dingaling and stick it in her butt
    I tried to push it in, I couldn't turn it out
    She said "Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth"

    Oh shit, so what was I to do
    Run like a bitch, or have the cotton stew
    I thought for a second, then I said what the fuck
    I ate so much cotton that my tongue came out her butt

    Eewwww, bitch, I'll have another bowl
    My boys had to come and get me cuz I lost control
    On the way home, I had a new attitude
    I'm like "hey, let's go eat some more pussy, dude"

    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, cotton candy, yeah, hey hey
    Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth, she told me

    "Marge, you know where the money is. You get it and hold it for Miss Vicki while I kiss her pussy."
    "Sure, Claude, honey."
    "Okay Claude, now before you kiss my pussy. Lick the insides of my thighs.
    Here and here. Yes, it helps get pussy warm."
    "Yes, ma'am"
    "That's it, Claude, nice and slow. Oh, that's nice, Claude baby."

    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, cotton candy, yeah, hey hey
    Cotton Candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth, she told me

    "Nice and slow. Oh, that's nice, Claude baby. Oh God. Oh. Lick the
    hairs of my pussy. Ohh-oh that's nice Clause. Keep licking. Huh uh
    keep licking. Oh my pussy, come on, Claude."

    "Go ahead and suck you bastard.
    Oh lick it, oh! fuck! lick more
    Suck it, suck it, suck motherfucker, suck!"
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  3. Suberballs
    "Yeah, you give sex lessons. Why not to spend the night? I am only to
    spend the night? I play music of the night. No, no, I'm not awake in
    the day. Read my lips, scary. Aww, man, why you guys in the goddamn,
    Yellow Pages then, the fuckin, the goddamn, what's it, no, it's the
    Weekly. In paranthasees, 'No gig too scary'. And that's just what I am.
    Scary."

    Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane
    Nah, bitch, Super Balls, is the name
    And I come from a far away planet
    Southwest Del Ray, goddamn it!

    And it's the land of the smog-filled maniacs
    Super Balls, and concrete nutsacs
    You know that fat lady skank that always bothers you
    I'm here to fuck her, yo, that's what I do

    So tell me where the hoes is at
    The fat loopy bitches with the lumpy backs
    Super Balls ain't scared of a fuckin' thing
    Hold your belly up and I'll stick you with my Super Wang

    So, who's next, the bitch with the rubber eye
    It won't shut, and now she can't find a guy
    It scared everybody off, so I guess my duty calls
    BITCH!!!!!!!!!! Call me Super Balls

    Ain't no bitch to fat
    Ain't no bitch to whack
    Ain't no bitch to ugly
    For Super Balls, woowoo!

    I met a girl looked a lot like a turkey
    So I fucked her and her neden went bublabublabubla
    Cuz I could give a motherfuck about looks
    I just jock up another one for the books

    I know this bitch fat round like a beachball
    You can roll her up, and bounce her off the wall
    We played ball, shoot hoops, she can hold steady
    Then I stick my dick down in the fat patty

    Just cuz no one calls your home
    Don't mean that you're all alone
    Just call Super Balls to the rescue
    Now here's what I'm a do

    I might stick my big toe in your butthole
    And then tickle your neden with my other toes
    Ugly bitches in need, I crash through their walls
    Big daddy J Violent Super Balls

    Ain't no bitch to fat (yeah, motherfucker)
    Ain't no bitch to whack (better ask somebody)
    Ain't no bitch to ugly
    For Super Balls, woowoo!

    "It's a bright mid-summer day in Metropolis, and there's not much
    news fit to televise at Galaxy Communications. Where, in his
    office, Clark Kent is monitoring the twelve o'clock news."
    "Uh uh, it goes thump thump thumpin against your clit"
    "Harder, harder!"
    "Lois Lane, ace reporter for Galaxy Communications, opens Clark's
    door and looks in."
    "When the hell do I get something out of this?"

    It's down, it's down with the clown
    Fuck fat bitches and charge by the pound
    I gets paid and I bought a new Lexus
    Cuz I fucked a bitch bigger than Texas (yeeehaw!!)

    Super Balls don't care where his nuts at
    One night, I found em in your mom's butt crack
    You was playin Nintendo upstairs
    I had my dick stickin in your mom's butt hairs

    Granny walked in, puffing on a jay
    "Pfft, my pussy's turning grey"
    She asked if I would mind dipping in the sugar walls
    I said it ain't no thing for Super Balls

    Super Balls is in the motherfucking house!!!

    Ain't no bitch to fat
    Ain't no bitch to whack
    Ain't no bitch to ugly
    For Super Balls, woowoo!
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  4. Ninja
    "Eh, yo, J, man, eh?"
    "Yeah."
    "Eh, man, you remember me?"
    "Ah-huh."
    "You remember that shit you said?"
    "Uh-uh."
    "Well, paybacks a bitch!"
    (gunshots)
    "Mmm, motherfucker, let's go man."
    "Hold up, man, he's still alive, man."
    (gunshots)
    "Die motherfucker, damn!"
    (gunshot)
    "Shoot the motherfucker again, man"
    (gunshot)
    "Aw, shit."
    (gunshots)
    "Shoot him again, man."
    "Ahahaha. ahahah."
    (gunshots)
    "Motherfucker's still alive man"
    "Ahahahahahahahaha"
    (gunshots)
    "Die, man."
    (gunshot)
    "Ahahahahaha"
    "Aw shit, let's get the fuck out of here, man"
    "Ahhhh! Ahahahaha!
    THE WICKED CLOWNS WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!
    Hahahahah, bitches."

    "What's the hell's a ninja?"
    "A ninja is the branch of the Japenese samurai. A very old
    orginization. It's origins are hundreds of years old. Much
    of its history's been lost. Not many ninjas exist today, yet
    they all have imdominal fighting skills as a part of Ninjitsu.
    No matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die."

    (at the same time: in background)
    Ninja's possess superior skills of Ninjitsu, motherfucker
    Ninja's have imdominal fighting skills
    I'm ninja, a ninjer, a motherfucking ninja

    Damn, I wish I could be a shogun samurai
    So I can swing a sword and make necks fly
    I'd go to school and ninja crawl through the halls
    Then I'd jump out and stab bitches in the balls

    Cuz I remember these kids from the playground
    Everybody'd hang around, we were all down
    But then we grew up and everybody turned away
    And now they dissin me, yellin "Fuck Nerdy J"

    Its sad to think of how it changed as I got older
    As I sit and draw a ninja on my folder, uh
    What I would do if I only had a ninja sword
    You'd see blood start flingin on the chalk board

    I'd tell the whole class nobody move a jiggle
    First one to do, I'll make your fuckin neck wiggle
    Everyone would start jockin, the news would take my picture
    Damn, I wish I could be a ninja

    Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)
    Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it

    After I was killing all the yuppie fucks
    All the poor kids would come and swing from my nuts
    And I would walk home feeling like a samurai
    I'd walk in the house and see my momma cry

    I'd ask why, she'd point to my drunk pops
    He tried to hit her again but that shit stops
    I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break
    I throw a roundhouse and knock his beard off his face

    I'd tell him, "Dad, now look at all your broken glass
    Why don't you pick it all up and stick it in your ass?"
    I watch him do it, now hurry up, you take forever
    When he was done, I'd squeeze his butt cheeks together

    Now get the fuck out my house, never come back
    I throw a Chinese star and stick him in his ass crack (aaahhh!!!)
    I turn to my mother, "I'm sorry that he hit ya"
    Damn, I wish I could be a ninja

    Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)
    Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it

    If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead
    But I still gotta go to work and pay the rent
    I flip french fries for two twenty-five
    Mr. Donny works here, he's fuckin forty-five

    But he think he the shit cuz he the boss
    I guess he don't know that his life is a loss
    I walk in, about 5 minutes late
    Cuz I was trying to clean the blood off my ninja blade

    But Mr. Donny wanna try and get up in my face
    Screaming at me, sweatin over this place
    Mad cuz I'm late, he's no better than me
    Just another bitch working for next to free

    I thought about taking my ninja steel
    And cuttin up his body and fry him on the grill
    But he's too fuckin whack and I can kill this bitch
    And I don't even need to be a ninja

    Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)
    Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it

    Yeah, yeah, I'm a ninja, yeah
    FUCK THAT!! I'M A WICKED CLOWN, BITCH!!!!
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  5. Stomp
    Stomp stomp stomp (forks is up forks is down) (3x)
    Stomp stomp stomp (wicked clown, wicked town)

    Take a look around, tell me what'cha see
    You see flames and smoke, then there's me
    I'm burning house and jumping telephone poles
    They call me fireface, I'm sucking hot coals

    Give me a quarter, I'll buy a quarter worth of gas
    Sneek in your house and slowly pour it in your ass
    Blaze it up, you're running around screechin scorn
    Your ass is burning, your nuts pop like popcorn

    And when I see you, I stomp all the flames out
    Stomp your face and your ass, stomp your titties
    I'll stomp your balls, we stomp in my wicked town
    Forks up and forks down, a wicked clown

    I represent like a true gangbanger should
    I paint the forks and kays in your neighborhood
    And when you see me, give a nod, say what up
    Then walk away or I'll stomp your fuckin mouth shut

    When I'm done, I drink a couple gallons of gas
    Then I stick a lighter in my ass

    Yeah, so if you down with the fucking clown
    Check it out!

    I says stomp you say woowoo
    STOMP woowoo STOMP woowoo

    Guess who's coming to your big town
    Jugglin jugglers jugglin jugglers (kiss the clown)
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  6. Prom Queen
    Won't you be my prom queen? (Another morning)
    Won't you be my prom queen?
    Everybody has a real good time

    Won't you be my prom queen? (It's time for my senior prom)
    Won't you be my prom queen?
    Everybody has a real good time

    Another morning, I must get up and go to school
    I'm taking too long gettin dressed
    Tryin to look my best
    Because today is not your ordinary every morning
    My high school prom is coming and I heed my daddy's warnings

    I'm going to find myself a girl to take to the prom
    I shouldn't have too much trouble because I'm
    I'm very nice,
    My mother says I'm very handsome When I wear my good vest
    And mother knows best

    I got to school, I straggle through the hallways
    I stop and gaze at all the girls just like always
    But this time, I must now approach them
    Or my daddy might get mad and break my wrist again

    And so I choose her, her hair, it matches with her face
    She is so lovely, my heart and pulse begin to race
    I make my way between her friends and to her presence
    Hello, Christine, would you be my prom queen?

    I'd rather die
    I'd rather die
    I'd rather die...

    There was a time when I could except a no
    That was before, Christine is gonna have to go
    My parents will be proud of me when I bring her home
    So now I sit and watch her practice in the gym dome

    Christine is famous, she has so many different friends
    Will they miss her when she's dead or will they just pretend
    Nobody talks to me, I only talk to I
    And I been telling myself all day, she's gotta die

    Good morning, everybody
    This is Principal Rogers
    And I would just like to congradulate our Senior class
    And wish them a great time at tonight's prom dance

    Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king)
    Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king)
    Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king)
    Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king)
    Everybody has a real good time

    It was really fuckin easy, I'm a human hater
    I took a towel from the locker room to suffocate her
    I had to throw away her gym bag and all her folders
    And when it got dark, I carried her home on my shoulders

    My daddy was asleep, when I snuck her in the back
    I thought about my situation and it's kind of wack
    It sounds cheap, but we're having prom in my cellar
    But she's dead, I guess I'll never have to tell her

    I took the bottles up to Meijer's, four dollars worth
    I took the 17 dollars that was in her purse
    I bought balloons, and streamers, and stuff to munch
    I had a dollar left, I bought a Faygo punch

    I hung the streamers and balloons on my basement wall
    I banged my head a couple times, I'm just too fuckin tall
    I would have took her to the school like a normal man
    But I had to kill her first they'd never understand

    I put a record on and then I picked her up to dance
    I pray she cannot feel the woody growing in my pants
    I know my daddy would be proud of all that I've done
    Instead of burning me, he'll probably come and hug his son

    I think about it as I dance slowly to the beat
    The more I think about it
    Tears are rolling down my cheek
    I hope I showed Christine a night like no other
    Cause after all, that's how my daddy did my mother

    Our Seniors deserve a night to celebrate with friends
    And celebrate all their great work
    Prom night is your very own special night
    And everybody always remember their high school prom

    Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king)
    Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king)
    Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king)
    Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom king)
    Everybody has a real good time

    Won't you be my prom queen?
    Everybody has a real good time
    (4x)

    Everybody has a real good time
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  7. My Kinda Bitch
    My kind of bitch ain't like your bitch
    Cuz my bitch don't bitch at all
    My bitch don't blink, she don't even think
    About money or fuckin mall

    My kind of bitch don't fix her hair
    She don't care about what she wears
    Cuz she's much too busy pulling the worms
    Out her butt, she ain't bathed in years

    My kind of bitch, I'll never forget
    We forced met on a Oujia board
    Miss Crabber Damned, she would chew on snakes
    And swallow a ninja sword

    I said, "hey bitch, how do you do?
    Some fucks call me Violent J"
    She picked her nose and flicked it at me
    Smiled and was on her way, my kind of bitch

    My kind of bitch
    My kind of bitch don't fix her hair
    She don't care about what she wears
    My kind of bitch don't fix her hair
    She don't care about what she wears
    Fuck that!

    My kind of bitch has a hole in her neck
    And has to talk like this "I love you"
    She can drink through it, ya get used to it
    It whistle every time we kiss

    My kind of bitch gots one good tittie
    The other one's skinny and red
    She can make the one jiggle
    The other one don't do shit but just sit their dead

    My kind of bitch has a wooden eye
    With a nail sticking half way out
    It once caught a fire and we all had to spit
    In her face just to put it out

    My kind of bitch is a little loopy
    And her ass might droop a bit
    But I scoop that loop and fold the flop
    And I fuck that pile of shit, my kind of bitch

    My kind of bitch
    My kind of bitch gots one good tittie
    The other one's skinny and red
    My kind of bitch gots one good tittie

    "Hello? Um, my name is J. I'm from Detroit. I'm looking for a girl,
    who's, um, dead. Um, a girl who can possibly forfill some of my
    fetishes. Which include, um, dipping your titties in Faygo and
    slapping my face with them. Um, jumping from the dresser and landing
    on my balls. Uh..."

    My kind of bitch waits till I sleep
    Then run and fuck my friends
    And everytime I break her legs
    Then give my homie's ends (haha what's up, man!)

    She shot me once and stabbed my neck
    And even broke my nose
    But I lick her from her crooked neck
    Down to her stringy toes, my kind of bitch

    My kind of bitch
    My kind of bitch waits till I sleep
    Then run and fuck my friend
    My kind of bitch waits till I sleep then...

    "Hello? Uh, my name is Shaggs, and I'm lookin for a girl with a
    big big fat fuckin ass. And titties. And a big fat fuckin ass.
    And, uh, I want my dick sucked, and I want my balls scratched.
    And I want her to scratch my ass and twist my balls at the same
    time, that's a must. And I'm looking for a girl who can stretch
    titties and stuff em in her ass."

    Fuck yeah, motherfucker
    I'm looking for a bitch
    I'm looking for a girl to fit my needs (my kind of bitch)

    We can have picnics under the moon
    In the graveyard
    We can have picnics under my house (my kind of bitch)

    I'm looking for a girl to die with
    If you're already dead, that's cool
    You can sit around and wait for me to die (my kind of bitch)

    I'm looking for a girl to squeeze me
    I'm looking for a girl to squeeze my balls
    Let me squeeze your neck

    "This is Lisa. I've been a bad, bad girl."
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  8. 8) When I Get Out
    "Comaley, get up. Let's go."
    "What?"
    "Well, it's your lucky day today, pal. You're free."
    "Uh, what do you mean?"
    "Yup, that's right you been pardoned. So come on get your shit
    Let's go."
    "What are you talking about, I don't understand?"
    "Yup, governor's pardoned you. Now come on, let's get the fuck
    out of here."
    "Uh, uh, I'm free. Are you serious!?"
    "Fuck no, you got for more years, stupid ass. Hahahaha. Every
    fuckin day, you fall for it. Fuckin stupid ass."

    Wicked clown

    When I get out, I'm going home to southwest
    Going straight to my freaks and get undressed
    And I'm a hit it like an insane chicken hawk
    Hoochie, won't be able to walk

    When I get out, I'm a run around town naked
    Cuz my freedom feels good, I can't fake it
    I let my nuts flop to the hip-hop
    I wanna chop chop punk cop flip flop

    When I get out, I'm going to my mother's house
    She gonna cook a steak and serve it with brussel sprouts
    But I don't care, she can cook a cinder block
    And I'm a chew it on up to the last rock

    When I get out, I'm putting on my new shoes
    But I don't see anybody sportin kangaroos
    And them wizaby shorts are history
    But so what, I'm a sport mine like a G

    Wicked clowns! Check it out y'all
    Wicked clowns! We gettin out y'all
    Wicked clowns! Check it out y'all
    Wicked clowns! We gettin out

    When I get out, I'm going to the festivals
    Cussing, rude, and scratching my testicles
    Like we did before we got locked down
    I'm coming back around, the wicked clown

    When I get out, I'm a throw a party
    And guess who shows up, nobody!
    I just sit alone and play solitaire
    I don't care, at least I won't be here

    When I get out, I'm coming back to Del Ray
    So I can breathe the smog but that's okay
    Cuz I'd much rather whif that shit
    Then my cellmate Rico's funky armpits

    When I get out, I'm heading straight to the store
    For a big long cold thing of Faygo
    And I'm a drink it down to the very end
    After that, I eat the bottle that it came in

    Wicked clowns! Check it out y'all
    Wicked clowns! We gettin out y'all
    Wicked clowns! Check it out y'all
    Wicked clowns! We gettin out

    "Yeah, let me call this broad up, tell her I'm getting out.
    This is my baby, ya know what I'm saying."
    "What's up, baby, man, it's me."
    "Wait a minute."
    "J?"
    "Who the hell is this? WHO THE HELL IS THIS?!"

    When I get out, I'm shooting someone in the head
    Somebody been sleeping in my bed
    I never thought my sweetheart would sell me out
    Now I gotta walk up and blow her mouth out

    Wicked clown
    Wicked wicked clown

    When I get out, I'm back to the good life
    So don't sweat me, Officer Barney Fife
    In the pen, I seen your cop friend butt son
    Seen daddy like to use his butt some

    When I get out, it's all about the underground
    I'll crawl back into the pipes and never be found
    So when you brush your teeth
    You might see my eyeball looking at you through the sink

    Wicked clowns! Check it out y'all
    Wicked clowns! We gettin out y'all
    Wicked clowns! Check it out y'all
    Wicked clowns! We gettin out

    I'm getting out, I'm getting out!

    Guess who's coming to your big town
    Jugglin jugglers jugglin jugglers (kiss the clown)
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