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School sucks.
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I live in the great state of indiana. i am a junior at north harrison.
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coo peeps, rain (the sound puts me to sleep), to eat (espesially allen's pizza), TV (SURVIVOR & CSI), to sleep (especially when i get home from school), the net (especially my links at the bottom of the page), victoria's secret catalogs/website, T thongs (and thongs in general)(and people that wear thongs, and only thongs, you know who you are), getting to sleep in, skiin (because my worries seem to go away when i ski), my pimp ride (its dead once again), my warm bed (better yet a chic to help me warm up my bed), gettin a call at 3 in the morning by a certain someone, waking up in the mornin and seein that i still have an hour before i have to get up, wakin up on a saturday mornin, realizin that i dont have school and rollin over and goin back to sleep
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people that judge too quickly, people that only talk about themselves (i know i do it sometimes too but i try not to), people that disagree with me when im right, being in the wrong place at the wrong time, saying the wrong things/not being able to say the right things, not bein on time, stupid peeps, people that ask the same questions over and over, annoyin people, having to wake up early, monday mornings (theres still a whole week of school left), people that take stuff off my site and use it for thier own (theres plenty of places on the net to look for your own shit just like i did)
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uhh if ur my friend u know who you are ... that saves a lot of time
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feelin good.
.:..:..:..:..:.This Goes Out to All the People that I Dont Like (look really close and youll see it).:..:..:..:..:.
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.:..:..:..:.the real MAN RULES.:..:..:..:.
1) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2) It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e. When your Date is using her teeth
3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of Jail within 12 hours.
4) If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
5) Bitching about the brand of free beer in a Mate's fridge is forbidden. --Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6) No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man (in fact, even remembering your Mate's birthday is strictly optional).
7) On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
8) While your girlfriend must bond with your mates' girlfriends within 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her gal pals' significant dick-heads--- low level sports bonding is all the law requires (sorry ladies, it's called a double standard and we drew the short straw on that one).
9) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always Ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10) You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11) It is permissible to quaff a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on A tropical beach....and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free.
12) Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
13) Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
14) If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem...you didn't see nothin'.
15) Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much Beer as the other sports watchers.
16) You must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was you who secretly lit it a blaze and threw It into a ceiling fan.
17) A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18) Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but Not both. That's just plain mean.
19) If you complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
20) Never join your girlfriend or wife in dissing a mate of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21) Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
d. Nice Ass, are you a Sagittarius?
22) Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost Imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23) Never allow a conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able To have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone; Hang up if necessary.
24) The morning after you and a babe who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is No reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.
.:..:..:..:..:.Random Thoughts/Things.:..:..:..:..:.
a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like youve been drinking jack and coke all morning, she can make u feel high, full of the single greatest comodidy known to man, promise of a better day, promise of a greater hope, promise of a new tomorrow, this particular awe can be found in the gate of a beautiful girl, in her smile and in her soul.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away.
Procrastinating is like masterbating...Its all good until you realize you just fucked yourself.
If you think your life is bad how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. It takes four minutes to get hard and only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys and worst of all the only chic that ever sat on your face was your mother. So think ur life aint that bad.
If it has tits or tires your gonna have problems
Do not hold on to what you cannot keep but hold on to what you cannot loose
sex is like a turbo, first u spool up, then u blow off
A Ford Focus is like a Tampon, Every Pussy Needs One
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Is your dad a thief {why} because i think he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
^^O YEAH THATS A KEEPER^^
.:..:..:..:..:.Top 10 Times When the Word "Fuck" was Approiate (You might actually have to think about a few of these).:..:..:..:..:.
10. "Scattered fuckin showers my ass!" -Noah, 4,314 B.C.
9. "How the fuck did that work out?" -Pythagoras, 126 B.C.
8. "What the fuck do you want that on the celing for?" -Michelangelo, 1566
7. "Where did all those fuckin indians come from?" - General Custard, 1877
6. "It does so fuckin look like her." - Pablo Picasso, 1926
5. "Where the fuck are we?" -Amelia Earhart, 1937
4. "Any fuckin idiot could understand that." -Einstein, 1938
3. "What the fuck was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
2. "I need this parade like a fuckin hole in the head." -JFK, 1963
1. "Come on who the fuck is gonna find out?" -Bill Clinton, 1997
.:..:..:..:..:.Thanks.:..:..:..:..:.
thanks to those who envied me, you made my self-esteem grow
thanks to those who cared, you made me feel important
thanks to the people i got some of my stuff for this site from
thanks to every body else that i forgot
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