i Am....UnLuCkY iN lOvE, yOu MiGhT sAy. VaLeNtInEs DaY hAs NeVeR rEaLlY bEeN oNe Of My FaVoRiTe HoLiFaYs- NoT eVeN cLoSe. In ElEmEnTaRy ScHoOl It WaSnT a BiG dEaL...wElL nOt As MuCh AnYwAy. EvErYoNe GoT a VaLeNtInE fRoM eVeRyOnE. (oH hOw MuCh I lIkEd ThAt SyStEm.) ThErE wErE tHe LiTtLe GiRlS wHo WoUlD gIGgLe LiKe cRaZy WhEn ThE nAmE oF a LiTtLe BoY wAs MeNtIoNeD... aNd ThE lItTlE bOyS wHoSe MoMmIeS wOuLd HaVe ThEm BrInG a BoX oF kIsSeS tO pUt In ThAt LiTtLe GiRlS cUbBiE. (...i, Of cOuRsE, kNeW iD nEvEr Be GeTtInG oNe Of ThOsE -- bEcAuSe Im An AtTeNtIoN sEeKiNg WhOrE I hAd To SaY tHaT...)
AfTeR eLeMeNtArY sChOoL cAmE a VaLeNtInEs DaY hElL...nO iM sOrRy I mEaNt MiDdLe ScHoOl (WhErE tHoSe LiTtLe SnOtS tHiNk ThEy KnOw EvErYtHiNg..) AnYhOo...
*6Th GrAdE v-DaY*
a ToN oF...wElL, jUsT aBoUt...UhM...eVeRyOnE... wAs GeTtInG sOmE sOrT oF vAleNtINe...EvEn ThOuGh It WaSnT mAnDiToRy AnYmOrE. wElL, I DIDNT!!!:)...nO. i WaS iN mAtH cLaSs AnD mY tEaChEr FeLt sOrRy FoR mE, cAuSe EvErYoNe ElSe iN cLaSe HaD sOmEtHiNg, sO hE aSkEd A gIrL iF sHe'D gIvE mE sOmE oF hEr CaNdY hEaRtS. "sUrE," sHe SaId...BuT wHeN sHe CoMeS oVeR tO mE sHe SaYs, "HeRe, TaKe SoMe SiNcE yOuRe ToO lAmE fOr AnYOnE tO gIvE yOu A vAlEnTiNe." GrRrRrR...i TrIeD tO TrIp HeR aS sHe WaS gOiNg BaCk tO hEr ChAiR bUt I mIsSeD aNd ShE eNdEd Up JuSt StEpInG oN mY fOoT.
*7Th GrAdE v-DaY*
sImPlE StOrY HeRe...REJECTED...In FrOnT oF a ToN oF pEoPlE tOo. ItS fUnNy, A wHiLe AfTeR, hIs GiRlFrIeNd sOmEhOw (FrOm A lItTlE bIrD oR sOmEtHiNg I gUeSs.) GoT tHe IdEa ThAt hE wAs GaY aNd ThAts WhY tHeY hAdEnT eVeR kIsSed Or AnYtHiNg. He DiDnT hAvE a GiRlfRiEnD fOr A wHiLe AfTeR tHaT cAuSe I wAs So BaCkStAbBiNg AnD jEaLoUs I jUsT hAd To tElL hEr ThAt!
*8tH gRaDe v-DaY*
tHiS wAs A dOuBlE bLOw...FiRsT oFf, I fInAlLy GoT uP tHe NeRvE tO aSk ThE gUy I lIkE oUt AnD, aGaIn, He ReJeCtS mE...i ShOuLd Be UsEd To It SoOn EnOuGh. THEN... ThE 4 yEaR cRuSh I hAd EnDs. (PaThEtIc RiGhT?...hAhA) WeLl FoR tHiS yEAr, ThE hOmErOoM tEaChErS dEcIdE tO hAvE uS pUlL nAmEs OuT oF a HaT tO sEe WhO sHoUlD wRiTe A vAlEnTiNe To. WeLl, ThIs GuY dIdNt HaVe To WrItE tO mE...iNsTeAd A fRiEnD oF hIs DiD. sHe WrOtE i WaS "nIcE" (yAy Me) ThAt wAs FiNe, BuT lAtEr In HiStOrY, wHeN hE dIdNt ReAlIzE i WaS sTaNdInG bEhInD hIm, He AsKs WhO ShE hAd To WrItE tO. hIs RePlY tO hEr AnSwEr WaS "eW tHaT sUcKs. ShE iS sUcH A lOsEr...I mEaN, dOeS sHe EvEn HaVe AnY fRiEnDs?" AnD oF cOuRsE yOu AlL sHoUlD pItY mE aNd GiVe Me AtTeNtIoN cAuSe ThAtS wHaT i WaNt.
*9th grade v-day*
to tell you the truth...i really dont remember a thing from last years oh look beverly hills cop 2 is on valentines day. i supose thats a good thing. nevermind, i know thats a good thing. no sob story. lets rob a bank..no no wait a jewelry store. can we grow mullets first though? well nevermind.
*10th grade v-day*
STUPID CHICKENS!!!! yeah so...happy dead saint day.
