TWEEKER MIKE

What is your name?  Michael Szoyka

How old are you?  15

What musical talent to you contribute to the band?  Shitty guitar and fucked up vocals

What bands do you listen to?  Ramones, Screeching Weasel, The Casualties, U.S. Bombs, Operation Ivy, Anti-Flag, Capitalist Casualties, One Way System, The Clash, Sex Pistols, Rancid, Transplants, Riverdales, Misfits, DMS, Red London, Chron Gen, The Damned, and Superstrings for Superfriends.

Who would you rather have in bed, Mr. Rogers or Mr. T?  Mr. Rogers

What is your favorite movie?  This movie I made with me and 4 lesbians

Which sexual position do you prefer?  Joystick joyride.

Will you marry me?  Fuck marriage

Thongs or panties?  Neither

What color is the cap on your milk?  Don't know