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Pic Album
Alcohol Warnings
How to tell how good your xmas party really is
Things You Learn From Startek
Drivers Manual For Regina People
Gender Poetry
Why I wish I was a guy
Gender Designation
A Snow Shovelers Diary
Sick of telemarketers?
Trick Or Treat
Teletubbies Mind Test [very useful]
Alternate methods of birth control...
Nude Pictures
Things to do in Wal-mart
R.I.P. Pillsbury Doughboy
Shopping Isn't For Preps Anymore
Skiing Instructions
Signs Of Insanity
Quotes [Page 2]
Hmmmmm....
Bumper Stickers
*Movie Quotes*
My advice to you
(You can't fire me.. slaves have to be sold!)
Woman are from Venus/Guys are always wrong
You're so broke...
Tongue Twisters
How to have fun (And piss people off)
Things To Do In Public Washrooms
Signs You're Addicted 2 Coffee
Would ya rather be in prison?
* Girl Power
Fun In The Courtroom
Fast-Food Restaurants
Hell [oh, I mean, uh. Work. yeah.]
I hate at&t :(
Scaring the pizza guy
Fun on the bus
Quotes
*Things I've Learned*
How 2 Cure Boredom




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