The Travinator - some people like to call him travis, but thats just stupid. He lives in National Park and is the singer for our band. He listens to a lot of hardcore music and also likes some punk, such as The Boils, Anti-Flag, the Sex Pistols, AFI, ect. He has a low sperm count, very low, like 2 sperm per ejaculation.

Kyle - Lives in the beautiful National Park. Hes the drummer for our band and screams too. He listens to alot of punk and a lot of weird music also. His favorite bands are AFI, At The Drive-In, Cinema Strange, Anathema, Fields of the Nephilim, and Right Said Fred. Kyle has a wart on his ass that resembles Richard Nixon.

Ryan - lives in Woodbury heights. He plays guitar for the band and does back up vocals for the band. He mostly listens to punk music. He likes Crass, Dead Kennedys, Anti-flag, AFI, and The Damned. He's an ass-shaker professional.