1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse and, while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without ever getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake, and ask them to please call you Admiral.
8. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
9. Meow occasionally.
10. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
11. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're on of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
12. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Say "Ding!" at every floor.
15. Say, "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
16. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
17. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
18. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
19. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host/body."
20. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
