Guidlines For The True Altoid Devotees
Always make proper Altoid shrines, similar to the one above, and follow the Altoid Rules and Commandmints. Worship Smith, Co, Callard and Bowser. Scorn Cinnamon Altoids.
These are the basic rules of the Altoid devotee. To become an Altoid Deciple, e-mail me at the adress below and I will add your name to the Sacred list on the link following.
Rules of the Altoid Devotee
- Partake of the Peppermint or Wintergreen Altoids every hour
- Do not partake of the Cinnamon Altoids.
- Follow the Commandmints.
- Do not deface the sacred tins.
- Make shrines of the sacred tins, and worship them daily.
- Offer your Altoids to those around you. Be generous.
- Always carry Altoids with you.
- Do not speak ill of the Altoid Gods.
- Do not partake of cheap and lesser mints, stay true to your Altoids.
My Favorite Web Sites
The Worthy Peppermint and Wintergreen
The Evil Cinnamon
Callard and Bowser
Smith and Co