NAMES...

Your real name: Allyson
What friends call you: Ally, Allie, Al, Alls, Alloe, Alloebean, Honey, Pookie, Baby
What's a name you once wished you'd rather have: Amy, actually..
What is or are the ugliest name or names you can think of: Gertrude, Ethel
What would you name these if you had them as pets:
A. Turtle: Mike (short for Michaelangelo, dude)
B. Goose: Henry
C. Pirate: Jack Sparrow <3333
D. A hot boy: Joel Levi Dean Thomas-Johns :)
If there was a song to be written about you, what would it be titled: "Memoirs of a Broken Mirror"
How many kids do you want, and what would you name them: none..or..one at the most..and I dunno. There's a list around here somewhere
What would you name a ship you built: Clarice
If you wrote a book, what would it be called: Memoirs of a Broken Mirror (Y)

HAVE Y0U EVER...

Thrown up in public: No
Had a rip in your pants that you didn't know about: probably
Tripped while checking someone out: Ran into things, yes..but not tripped
Had to pay for something you broke: haha no :)
Nearly drowned: aye, when i was a wee lass
Passed out: aye
Had a crush on somebody NOT single: hahaha like all the time
Been stuck in the rain: yeah guy
Been attacked by an animal: nah
Fallen asleep while driving: uhm, no..
Caught people having sex: lol yes! my sister
Felt attracted to someone of the same sex: Lisa is my lesbian lover :-*

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I once I had a dream I was kissing: Joel..
I'm only racist towards: no one, dude
I don't even know why I'm: being mean to this guy in a chat
Nothing sucks more than: getting a call from my grandfather
If I had six bucks I'd buy: some Dew..
It's hot, I should take off my: face!
It's always more fun if: you smell like chicken
You can't eat steak without: a chicken
You better shut up before I: poke a monkey. I'LL DO IT!
Just put it in my: dick

WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 iF...

A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass: HAHAH JUST ASK FONZ!
You witness somebody about to steal your car: shrug
You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed: scream
You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class: laugh
A genie let's you have three wishes: :x
The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized: illegal: Cher//legal: no pants!
Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables: grab a broom and beat the bitch
You had a time machine: go back in time, duh
FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted: videotape random shit..and jc with Gary Busey

W0ULD Y0U RATHER...

Find the cure for cancer, or find the cure for aids: cancer
Have the power to fly, or have the power to teleport: teleport (Y)
Power to see the future or record your dreams: record my dreams
Be really skinny, or really fat: both suck
Lost in a forest or stuck in a box: lost in a forest
Be in a drama movie or a comedy: comedy, probably
Be in a hip hop video or a rock video: rock
Birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29: Christmas! It'd just be three days earlier. :D
Live in a sewer or in Afghanistan: sewer
Be in a mental institution or in a penetentiary: mental institution
Be a ninja or a pirate: PIRATE!

WHAT'S THE FiRST THiNG THAT C0MES T0 MiND...

Courage: lions
Driver: car
Yoga: yogurt
Bakery: "James has a bun in the oven!" rofl
Mushroom: fungus
Sprung: springs
Exotic: Costa Rica
Pythagorean: A^2 + B^2 = C^2

ACC0RDiNG T0 YOU...

Girls are nothing but drama: and makeup. :P
Only idiots watch The Simpsons: uh..no? lol
Kentucky is way better than Cali: fake people v. incestual rednecks..
There's nothing wrong with stealing: ...that is true...
Alcohol is the answer to everything: no, its the answer to..erin.
You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon: *drools*
Your car sucks: I don't have one..but your car blows! HAHAHAHAHA