*NiCKNAME(S): Al, Ally, Allie, Alloe, Ally Bear, Honey, Allspice, Baby, A Sizzy, Punk-a-saurus
*BiRTHDATE: December 28
*MARiTAL STATUS: Je t'adore comme tu ne le sais pas.
*RESiDENCE: 99.9% of the time, I'm in the clouds..er, I mean..USA. Massachusetts, to be exact.
*HEiGHT: 5'2"
*WEiGHT: losing it :)
*HAiR COLOR: black
*EYE COLOR: brown
*ANCESTRY: Iroquois and Mohawk tribes (American Indians), Welsh, English, French, Canadian
*FiNGERNAiL COLOR: none
*TOENAiL COLOR: none
*SXE OR NOT: sXe, man. \m/
*PETS: 4 cats (Figaro <3, Sasha, Tigger, Samson) and a dog
*RELiGiON: agnostic, baybeh
E-MAiL: matthardysbabygirl@hotmail.com
AiM SN: HardyGurlAlly
YAHOO iD: albop5
MSN iD: matthardysbabygirl@hotmail.com
MSN CHAT iD: VlBloodyPolecatlV
PHOTOS: Me, circa April 2002//Brad and I, June 2003
SEE ME AS A SOCK DOLL! ~*COURTESY OF LEiGH*~
READ MY SURVEES
WiSHLiSTS @ THiNKGEEK//HOT TOPiC//PACSUN//AMAZON//TORRiD//GFLA
*SONG(S) OF THE MOMENT: "Best of Me" by The Starting Line, "Here Without You" by 3 Doors Down, "The Remedy" by Jason Mraz, "Boys of Summer" cover by the Ataris, "Jaded (These Years)" by Mest
*SONGS OF ALL TiME: "Betterman" by Pearl Jam; "Best of Me" by The Starting Line; "For Boston" by the Dropkick Murphys; "Freak" by Silverchair
*BAND(S): Silverchair, Pearl Jam, KoRn, Blink-182, Sum41, 3 Doors Down, No Doubt, POD, System of a Down, Metallica, Styx, Papa Roach, Good Charlotte, Incubus, Nickelback, The Doors, Hoobastank, Mest, Default, New Found Glory, Emerson Lake and Palmer, The Sly Caps, Think Fast (local band), Lugar Stretch (local band), Thomasine (local band), Dashboard Confessional, Simple Plan, Homegrown, American Hi-Fi, Puddle of Mudd, the Beatles
*SOLO SiNGER(S): Billy Joel, old skool Jewel, Michelle Branch
*BOOK(S): The Outsiders, Ransom, Locked In Time, Catcher In The Rye, anything by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes, The Street Laywer, The Cat Who.. series by Lilan Jackson Braun, Wuthering Heights, the Harry Potter series
*AUTHOR(S): Lois Duncan, S.E. Hinton, Amelia Atwater-Rhodes, John Grisham, J.K. Rowling
*TV SHOW(S): Daria, CSI, Crossing Jordan, History's Mysteries, Haunted History, Fairly Oddparents, Even Stevens, nip/tuck, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
*COLOR(S): black, red, midnight blue, silver
*FOOD(S): chicken, Swiss Cheese crackers, rice cakes
*STORE(S): Hot Topic, Newbury Comics, Target
*WORD(S): rock, (insert some random insult I made up)
*PHRASE(S): "Fuck the Dark Lord!..in yellow paint.", "lol okay"
*BOYS NAMES: Graham, Tobias, Nathan(iel), Jonah, Jeremiah, Shia, Joel, Paul, Daniel, Jacob, Moore, Levi, Elijah, Gideon, Guy, Jordan, Neil
*GiRLS NAMES: Anya, Lena, Raven, Haley, Tori, Devyn, Paige, Annabelle, Nora, Noreen, Cecille, Nala, Rhiannon
*COMPOSER(S): Frank Ticheli, Ralph Vaughn Williams, Percy Grainger, John Philip Sousa, W.A. Mozart, J.S. Bach, G.F. Handel
*POET(S): William Shakespeare, Edgar Allen Poe, Emily Dickinson
*GOOD THiNGS: music, Mountain Dew, a hoodie fresh out of the dryer, cuddles, rain, snow, pins with sarcastic statements, sarcastic statements, the funny things in life, mocking people, making the bastards cry, singing, no supervision, randomness, sitting online for a whole day, beating the bitches, Wendy's at 10:30 PM, the mall at 9:30 PM on a Friday night, hugs!, Deliver the Dis, techno music, RPing ^__^, kitties, sleeping, late night chats about Lucifer, blue couch-beds from Wal-Mart, throwing batteries at your best friend, stealing random things, throwing panties in a river, videotaping your best friend's ass when they have no idea, dominoes, avs, reading Spanish books, cheese, concerts, random websites, harassing people, big pants, games where you mass slaughter people, CANADA, minorities, AZN PRIDE, All Things Rock on MTV, MTVX, YA fiction, older men, wrestling, half-naked men, français!, duct tape, big comfy shirts, inside jokes, Morrisonism, twist pasta salad, egg rolls, old songs that you used to love that just come on the radio randomly, the BBD, harassing teenieboppers in chats, typing with as many typos as possible, making new friends who're exactly like you, grilled cheese sandwiches, 3 hour phone conversations about nothing, talking to old friends that you haven't talked to in forever, winning debates, spring, winter, solos, punk shows, animalsss, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, anything involving those two, sleeping in class, midnight chats, trivia, underground uberpunk (elite.), local bands, kisses, car washes, senioritis ;)
*BAD THiNGS: teenieboppers (like Diane), MCAS, no more tissues, periods, annoying lovesick puppies, freshmen, Marilyn Manson, Hip-Hop, Rap, R&B, not washing your hair for extended periods of time, puke, harassing me, any Australian girls, girl groups, leather pants on ugly men, CANADA, Osama Bin Laden, terrorism, homophobia, anti-Semitism, wannabes, posers, racism, discrimination, the random people in AIM chatrooms at midnight and beyond, Sex2K on MTV, MTVJ, 12 year olds, 7th graders, romance novels, Mexico's water, ANY tap water, school buses, jerks, mathematics, bananas, cold days, summertime, old men in teen chats, society, being social, the deep end, people who are in relationships, people who are in relationships that complain about them, people who think they're in "love", colds, broken jewelry, Saddam Hussein, bombs, war, sulfur :/, chemistry, haters, Comic Book Heroes (local band who think they're awesome when they blow ass), skinheads, neo-Nazis, Chris Freeman (lying sack of shit.), lies
*PET PEEVES: being an asshole, drinking, smoking, drugs, whining in excessive amounts, being insincere, people who can't take a joke, teenieboppers who type such as the following: Lyke thiz, LyKe ThIs, or in a font color that matches their background, thus making it impossible to read, people who ask "ASL" before they say hi, nails on a chalkboard, metal against metal, vinyl against skin, short fingernails (meaning chewed down to the bone), know-it-alls, "players" as they say, lying, being ignored for stupid shit (like video games.)
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I am a celebrity, a natural born leader, and a mascot. When old people think of video games, they oftentimes get a mental image of me. Countless times I've been called into battle to save Peach from various baddies, even back in the days of Atari, and I have never faltered. Others may be jealous, but who cares? I'm Mario! What Super Mario Bros character are you?
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YELLOW
You are very perceptive and smart. You are clear and to the point and have a great sense of humor. You are always learning and searching for understanding.
Are you Addicted to the Internet?
53%
You seem to have a healthy balance in your life when it comes to the internet and life away from the computer. You know enough to do what you want online without looking like an idiot (most of the time). You even have your own Yahoo club or online journal! But you enjoy seeing your friends and going out to enjoy life away from your computer.

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...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?






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Find your inner random object! by Emily

We're not talking about the dog here. You get on everyone's nerves except the author's, because she is playing out her own fantasies of having a blond of her very own. The most out of character of all of these "archetypes", you morph from Draco Malfoy into a blond and perky Harry Potter. You are most often paired with Hermione, even though she's Muggle-born and you would never do that. Forget about the books- we have a cute blond guy in our midst!
Find out which Draco you are.
Local Punk Band. Get your closest friends together
and put your feelings into some good ole punk
music!! Make it political, make it fictional!
Whatever you do, stay true to yourself!
What kind of band should you belong to?
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Helen of Troy
No one knows a goddamn thing about you (including
that you are not actually Helen of Troy but
Helen of Athens) except that you're gorgeous
and entire city-states would go to war for you.
Too bad that you'll be immortilized as having
the unfortunate distinction as the bitch who
destroyed entire cities... kinda like Godzilla.
Which Greek Myth are You??
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dum dum de dum... you and paul are destined to
be... hes a sweetheart so dont break his heart.
be gentle. oh and he gives the best hugs...
lucky girl
which good charlotte member would you be most likely to marry?
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You're Can't Go On! You're all hung up on that one
person that just drives you crazy.
What Unreleased Good Charlotte Song Are You?
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gotta work harder 25%
How azn are u?
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French Guard
I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous
accent, you silly king-a?!
What Monty Python Character are you?
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You're under Chris Cornell. If you're really as
well versed in music as you should be to obtain
this man, then you know who he is. Enjoy.
which music god should you be underneath? (for ladies)
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You're coming back! And if you are a Hindu you are going to have very specific characteristics:
"The slayer of a woman and the destroyer of embryos becomes a savage full of diseases; who commits illicit intercourse, a eunuch; who goes with his teacher’s wife, disease-skinned. The eater of flesh becomes very red; the drinker of intoxicants, one with discolored teeth...." (Garuda Purana)

You are 100% straight edge
How straight edge are you?
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| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average |
| Self-Lovin' | 65% Explored the pleasures of the flesh | 63.7% |
| Shamelessness | 90.5% Has yet to see self in mirror | 78.5% |
| Sex Drive | 94.7% The Pope is envious | 76.7% |
| Straightness | 94.6% Just go fuck something, okay? | 43.1% |
| Gayness | 98.2% Repressed, are we? | 82% |
| Fucking Sick | 98.2% Refreshingly normal | 89.2% |
| You are 88.24% pure Average Score: 71.5% | ||

Your long lost twin is Saint Paul!
Which Good Charlotte guy is your long lost twin?
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Your the Anthem Gurl!! From the GC song "The
Anthem" Your very outspoken or u just
plain out stand out. You love to be yourself
but you hate those fake people who can't figure
out who they are. Don't let them bug ya
because it ain't worth it k? You need someone
that's real...someone that's not a
fake...someone who has there own style lyke
you!! Then u can have a good realationship!!
Which GC gurl are u?
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Well Done you are a True Good Charlotte Fan! Keep
going and supporting the band and here...
*hands you a baseball bat* Beat up all the
teenyboppers for me will you!
Are you a true GC Fan?
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You'd fuck, Good Charlotte!
Which Band Are You Most Likely To Fuck?
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You are most like Benji. The guitarist who loves
spending time with Joel and whos dream is to
live on the water and have a whole family. You
are definietly a family man/woman.
Are you more like Benji or Joel from Good Charlotte?
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You are Vlad the Impaler. The man behind the legend
of Dracula. You hanged your victims, stretched
them on the rack, burned them at the stake,
boiled them alive, but mostly impaled them.
Most of your killings were politically targeted
but sometimes you killed just because you were
bored. Your "reign of terror" lasted
from 1456 to 1462. Estimated numbers of victims
vary between 30,000 and more than 100,000.
Evil Evil man. Fie on you!
Which Imfamous criminal are you?
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You have a goodbye kiss- much passion and longing,
but never lasting.
What kind of kiss are you?
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You are Neo, from "The Matrix." You
display a perfect fusion of heroism and
compassion.
What Matrix Persona Are You?
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borderline
Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
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What Piercing Are You?
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Your Patrick Star!
Which Spongebob character are you?
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You are sweet little innocent Joel. The shy guy who
signs autographs with a cute, dimpled smile and
barely talks. Yeah, and don't worry. It's not a
secret that you're gay. So come on out already,
would ya?
Which Joel Madden Are You?
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Billy
Which Member of Good Charlotte Does Your Subconscious Want to Participate in Voluntary Coitus With?
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Cute, Adorable Paul
Which sick bastard member of Good Charlotte are you?
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As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com
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Tomboy
What's your sexual appeal?
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Hazel Eyes
What Color Eyes Should You Have?
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fucked.
what fucked version of hello kittie are you?
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Neutral:
Harmony and balance is key. You don't look at the
world in a negative or positive way and you'll
never judge or assume a situation- you just
look at the facts. People like you are peaceful
and accepting.
Made by
Sara
What color do you see the world in?
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Nihilist Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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pure
What's YOUR sexual fetish?
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Yeah, you're a new age kid. You definitely dig the
third wave scene. You might like Five Iron
Frenzy. You, more than likely, like Less Than
Jake, Suicide Machines, Mighty Mighty Bosstones
and Catch 22. It's all good. Keep skankin
kiddo.
What Kind Of Ska Kid Are You?
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I will be struck down by a meteor!

How will you die? Take the Exotic Cause of Death Test

congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy
bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud
which happy bunny are you?
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I am 33% Grunge
What's this? The longest I've been without a shower is three days? Not even close, man. I should go sit out in the rain for a week.
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You're Lili St. Cyr!
What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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You are the dirtbike
what thing of benjis are you?
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Paul
Who's your Good Charlotte match?
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you are... the billy/strawberry condom
which GOOD CHARLOTTE flavored CONDOM are you?
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I'm the BEANIE!
Which one of Benji's hair styles are you?
dum dum de dum... you and paul are destined to
be... hes a sweetheart so dont break his heart.
be gentle. oh and he gives the best hugs...
lucky girl
which good charlotte member would you be most likely to marry?
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You're Time After Time! You're the original version
of "Say Anything," and you're a love
song. Awwww.
What Unreleased Good Charlotte Song Are You?
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Anthem for the Year 2000.. I'll take your facism
away..
What Silverchair song are you?
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You're Most Suited To.....JOEL!
Why GC Guy Are You Most Suited To?
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Remus Lupin is your Hunk of Burnin' Love.
Who Is Your Gryffindor Hunk of Burnin' Love?
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the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | High |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Low |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Moderate |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very High |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Extreme |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | High |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Low |

The Ataris
Which Warped Tour Band Are You?
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You are "Welcome to the Caribbean, love."
You're more than a little world-weary, but also
intelligent and you keep your head when things
get dodgy. You're everybody's favorite
drinking buddy, but your stubbornness does get
in the way sometimes.
Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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You are Beast!
You are brilliant and extremely clever. You can
handle almost any problem swiftly and
efficiently. You are devoted to philosophy and
are always up for a good discussion.
Sometimes, though, your anger gets the best of
you and you upset those whom you care about.
Which X-Men character are you most like?
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You're Alexa! You marfy girl! You like camouflage
stuff, and Allison's rainbow shoes (which you
ALMOST got!) You're tiny and easy to haul
around, but people rarely would because you'd
bite them.
Which Member of the Irish Cult are you?
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Winter. You're Winter! You're easy-going and
sometimes loads of fun. You like to weasel your
way out of important things, like School, at
least for a little while. Your friends see you
as logical, but playful. You know how to have a
good time, but you also know how to throw a
mean cold shoulder. No one wants to be on your
bad side.
What Season are you?
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You're a Ruby. You are very outgoing and wild. You
are confident, yet sometimes you go overboard.
You are vibrant and full of life...just like
the color red.
What Jewel Are You?
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Grease!
What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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"Sweet Dreams" (by Eurythmics)
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused
Which 80's Song Fits You?
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You like the Mohawk or liberty spikes!!!!!!!! You
rock thats what i have.
Witch Hair style would you have.
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You're the sad smile,the one that regrets nearly
everything and is constantly wondering about
what could have been.You're not happy with your
situation and usually blame yourself because of
the bad things that have happened.Cheer up.
What Kind of Smile are You?
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You are Jasmine from Aladdin!
What Disney Princess are you?
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You come from an Ancient Civilization. Egypt,
China, Rome... a piece of all the greatest
civilizations of their time can be found in
you.
Where Did Your Soul Originate?
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You have wonderful taste in movies, music, and so
on. I am just so proud of you,
it.....well.....I think I love you. (plz vote
4 quiz-bottom of pg.)
Do you have good taste?
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YOU LIVE IN A WALMART BAG!!!
what's YOUR deepest secret?
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| I'm Cosette! |
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| Sweet and sheltered, but not just another pretty face, I've overcome some tough times, and have nowhere to go but up. Only the most hardened sociopaths -- and, well, fanatical Eppie/Marius 'shippers -- have anything bad to say about me. Which Les Miserables Character Are You? |

cuddle and a kiss on the forehead - you like to be
close to your special someone and feel warm,
comfortable, and needed
What Sign of Affection Are You?
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Graviton -- You are incredibly popular. People from
all around are always gravitating towards you.
Nobody knows quite how you do it. You tend to
be able to pull everybody to your side with
time, but photons are the most resistant. You
seem to be the strongest of all, but you really
are not.
What kind of subatomic particle are you?
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My inner child is sixteen years old!
Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something's gotta change. And it's gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.
How Old is Your Inner Child?
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I am 45% Emo
Hmm.. I should stop listening to Dashboard Confessional.... enough said... Now that I stopped looking at my shoes, I know how the real world looks.
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Which Little Black Book girl are you?