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Scene 001; Who's That Girl ?
Time; 3:47 p.m.
Location; WWE Explosion Arena
Status; Off Camera
Backstage the workers and WWE Explosion Staff are walking around backstage. All of a sudden a girl comes out from behind a sound box.
She sneaks out from behind the box and then stops halfway out from behind it. Someone walks by but doesn't see her. She makes a soft giggle and creeps out from behind the box. She smiles an evil smile and see's someone. She tries to run back but the guy grabs her arm. She lets out a yelp.http://daffneyunger.net Get your hands off of me!http://wwesecurity.net Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm not letting you go until you tell me just who you are, little lady. Authorized personal only! Sorry.
The guy starts pulling Daffney's arm to get her out of the arena. She lets out a very loud scream and the guy lets go of her. Daffney laughs.http://daffneyunger.net Take your hands off me, sir! I will have you removed!http://wwesecurity.net Sorry, Just don't scream again. Please! Just tell me who you are and everything will be good.http://daffneyunger.net I'm Daffney!! What's you name!?http://wwesecurity.net My names Rick, head of WWE security.
http://daffneyunger.net Well, I'd say you're doing your job, you nearly took my arm off before. Pulling me and all, I really don't appriciate that! You hurt me! I don't think I can go on! Oh, the pain!Daffney lets out another really loud scream. The guy covers his ears and ducks down a bit. Daffney laughs again and skips away. She screams again while skipping down the hall. The guy shakes his head and walks away. Daffney starts running down the hall and banging into tons of things. She knocks papers down and rips signs off of doors. She stops abruptly and just begins walking slowly again. Seems she had a minute of insanity. She stops walking and just stands there for a minute or two before resuming her walking.
Scene 002; Smells like...
Time; 7:58 p.m.
Location; WWE Explosion Arena
Status; On Camera
The WWE Explosion comes back from a commercial break and there is a loud scream heard throughout the arena. The fans rise to their feet as an unknown theme music hits. All of a sudden Daffney Unger runs out to the top of the ramp wearing all black and the word Booger on her shirt. She is also wearing a green sparkly wig. She runs down the ramp and gets into the ring.
She smiles big and raises her arms. Then Daffney grabs the microphone from the ring announcer and begins to speak.http://daffneyunger.net Yes, the scream queen has come to the WWE Explosion. You wonder why? That's to show all the ladies here was real competition is all about. I was the former WCW Cruiserweight champion, so I know how to take it pretty hard. Seriously! But ... what's that smell?
Daffney sniffs her armpits and shrugs.
It's not me! Oh yeah, it's probably the talent of the women here, that stinks. I just don't understand the women these days. All they are is tits and ass and good looks. I don't think wrestling is based on who's wearing the shortest skirt or tightest shirt. Wrestling is about ability and I have that! I have tons and tons of abilities, like to scream really, really loud ... But, I won't share that talent with you yet. I'll spare you just this once. Okay, back on track, I'd say that the only real talent here is Trish Stratus. I've watched her before and, I'd have to say that, she's good. She has a very unique way of doing things and I like that. I like the way she works. Very like myself. Except, I guess I'm more of a ... psycho. Anyways, I'm just out here to announce my arrival and to announce that I will wrestle anyone who wants to face me, because I could use the touching up.
Daffney screams into the microphone and jumps out of the ring over the top ropes. She skips happily up the ramp as the cameras fade.
Time; 3:47 p.m.
Location; WWE Explosion Arena
Status; Off Camera
She sneaks out from behind the box and then stops halfway out from behind it. Someone walks by but doesn't see her. She makes a soft giggle and creeps out from behind the box. She smiles an evil smile and see's someone. She tries to run back but the guy grabs her arm. She lets out a yelp.http://daffneyunger.net Get your hands off of me!http://wwesecurity.net Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm not letting you go until you tell me just who you are, little lady. Authorized personal only! Sorry.
The guy starts pulling Daffney's arm to get her out of the arena. She lets out a very loud scream and the guy lets go of her. Daffney laughs.http://daffneyunger.net Take your hands off me, sir! I will have you removed!http://wwesecurity.net Sorry, Just don't scream again. Please! Just tell me who you are and everything will be good.http://daffneyunger.net I'm Daffney!! What's you name!?http://wwesecurity.net My names Rick, head of WWE security.http://daffneyunger.net Well, I'd say you're doing your job, you nearly took my arm off before. Pulling me and all, I really don't appriciate that! You hurt me! I don't think I can go on! Oh, the pain!Daffney lets out another really loud scream. The guy covers his ears and ducks down a bit. Daffney laughs again and skips away. She screams again while skipping down the hall. The guy shakes his head and walks away. Daffney starts running down the hall and banging into tons of things. She knocks papers down and rips signs off of doors. She stops abruptly and just begins walking slowly again. Seems she had a minute of insanity. She stops walking and just stands there for a minute or two before resuming her walking.
Time; 7:58 p.m.
Location; WWE Explosion Arena
Status; On Camera
She smiles big and raises her arms. Then Daffney grabs the microphone from the ring announcer and begins to speak.http://daffneyunger.net Yes, the scream queen has come to the WWE Explosion. You wonder why? That's to show all the ladies here was real competition is all about. I was the former WCW Cruiserweight champion, so I know how to take it pretty hard. Seriously! But ... what's that smell?
Daffney sniffs her armpits and shrugs.
It's not me! Oh yeah, it's probably the talent of the women here, that stinks. I just don't understand the women these days. All they are is tits and ass and good looks. I don't think wrestling is based on who's wearing the shortest skirt or tightest shirt. Wrestling is about ability and I have that! I have tons and tons of abilities, like to scream really, really loud ... But, I won't share that talent with you yet. I'll spare you just this once. Okay, back on track, I'd say that the only real talent here is Trish Stratus. I've watched her before and, I'd have to say that, she's good. She has a very unique way of doing things and I like that. I like the way she works. Very like myself. Except, I guess I'm more of a ... psycho. Anyways, I'm just out here to announce my arrival and to announce that I will wrestle anyone who wants to face me, because I could use the touching up.
Daffney screams into the microphone and jumps out of the ring over the top ropes. She skips happily up the ramp as the cameras fade.