Don't worry about what other people think because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house". - Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Dance like nobody's watching, love like you've never been hurt, work like you don't need the money, and live like there's no tomorrow."

"Optimist: a person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river."

"Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes...just be an illusion."

"Curiousity may have killed the cat, but it worked for everyone else."

"When life give you lemons, you clone those lemons and create SUPER LEMONS!"

"No one is worth your tear's and the person who is would never make you cry."

"Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?"

"I'm tough, ambitious, and I know what I want. If that makes me a bitch, OK." - Madonna

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." ~George Carlin

"It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."

"I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you."

"Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things."

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." - George Burns

"Men have two heads, but can only use one at a time."

"Popularity is a social disease."

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." - Oscar Wilde

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

"If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life at all." - Rodney Dangerfiel

"A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home." - Rodney Dangerfield

"And we were poor too. Why if I wasn't born a boy.... I'd have nothing to play with." - Rodney

"Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?"

"When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment."