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Yoshi's Cookie

Everything looks sweet and innocent now, but just wait...Genocide.

Yoshi’s Cookie - I don’t really know what this game’s about. For some reason Mario’s making cookies just to line them up and destroy them. Someone really needs to kidnap the princess again, Mario obviously has too much free time.

Graphics - Good - There’s not that much to it though. The majority of the game takes place in Mario’s cookie concentration camp. Pastry nazi.

Control - Good - Up and down moves the cookies up and down. Left and right moves the cookies left and right. It’s quite a brilliant control scheme.

Challenge - Easy - I never thought that the extermination of the cookie race would be so easy. I’m not particularly sure if they deserve such a tragedy though.

Gameplay - Moderately Enjoyable - Sure, killing innocent baked goods sounds like endless fun at first, but it does get boring eventually. I'm really looking forward to the apple pie holocaust.

The Many Occupations Of Mario - Over the years Mario has had quite a few jobs to make ends meet. Back in the 80s being a plumber and part time princess detective was enough to pay the bills. But that soon became insufficient and Mario was forced to find more work. Let's take a look at a few of Mario's lesser paying jobs...

-Fraudulent Doctor
-Kart Racing Champion
-Garbage Man
-Golfer
-Tennis Player
-Party Planner
-Struggling Artist
-Pest Control Service
-Forensic Psychiatrist

That Mario is one hell of a hard worker.

Y is for Yak Shaving Day