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WWF Wrestlemania

Than what?Live, from a black void beyond time and space, it's Wrestlemania 50!

WWF Wrestlemania - The purpose of this game is to be as awful as possible. Other than that I think it has something to do with Randy Savage wanting five bucks from Ted Dibiase for an alleged blowjob. I think they're taking it to court sometime soon. The Million Dollar Man's such a cheapskate.

Graphics - Almost Non-Existent - For the entire game a solid black background was used. I haven't seen one screen in this game that wasn't full of black. The only thing to accompany all the depressing blackness is a lot of bright flashing stars and multicolored text. It is the most hideous game ever created, it pains me to look at it. Not only that, but as you can see in the screenshot above, they didn't even bother to finish the ring. What a bunch of blind lazy chodes.

Control - Average - Each character has a total of about three moves, usually a kick, a punch, and a running attack. A couple characters got really special treatment though and were given a headbutt as well. The headbutt is really the only reason to play this game, it makes Hulk Hogan look like he's doing some serious head banging. There's nothing funnier than watching Hulk Hogan rock out all over Honky Tonk Man's face.

Challenge - Who Cares? - It doesn't really matter how hard the game is, no one's ever going to play it for more than ten seconds. Once you've experienced the horrible gameplay for yourself you'll never play this game again. Unless you want to have a head banging contest between Hulk Hogan and Andre The Giant. That would take forever though, those two can rock out like some bad bitches.

Gameplay - Crap In A League With Amagon - Oh yeah, it's that bad. Maybe even worse.

Word On The Street - "Randy Savage is the best blowjob money can buy." - Bob Dylan

BROTHER.

W is for Wanker