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Urban Champion

Real life ghetto action.After I beat this guy's ass, I'm getting a Hershey with almonds.

Urban Champion - This game teaches you what life on the mean streets of New York is all about. I can't tell you how many times I've walked out of a Barber Shop to be greeted with a punch in the face.

Graphics - Quite Shitty - No one ever said life in the ghetto was pretty.

Control - Awful - If you moved as slow as these guys in real life you'd get your ass kicked so bad.

Challenge - Easy - It took my opponent over forty rounds to finally beat me. He thinks he's the champ but he's nothing but a bitch.

Gameplay - Brutally Honest - This game is the most accurate simulation of urban life ever created. Fights are breaking out all the time at the local Discount Shop. Flower pots being thrown out of windows is a constant hazard that you must avoid every time you step out of your house. Plus the pigs are always cruising by like they own the place, trying to keep us down. If you can't relate then go crying to mommy, sissy boy, this game's too tough for you.

Did You Know? - The main characters in this game are actually world famous comedians, the Sklar Brothers. This game is what finally brought their intense sibling rivalry to the public eye. The story was too bold for 60 Minutes so Nintendo, being the ballsy company that they are, felt they had to take action and alert the world of this horrible battle to the death. True story.

U is for Unabomber