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Terminator 2

Gay robot biker bars are the best!

Terminator 2 - What garbage. This sucks so much in fact that I couldn't even find any pictures of the actual game to steal from anyone to put here. So, until someone gives a damn about this game, you'll just have to enjoy these pictures from the feature film that I stole from some fan site. At least someone cares about the quality of my website.

Graphics - Pretty Good - The animation is quite good, everything looks pretty good. The only flaw is that the characters are kind of small. Too bad you can't see them here.

Control - Good - Moves good, jumps good, he's a hell of a lot more agile than Robocop.

Robots are always keeping the black man down.

Challenge - Probably Pretty Hard - The first level is extremely repetetive. It consists entirely of running around and punching people. The second level, which is as far as I got, I remember riding a motorcycle and repeatedly crashing into a wall. That level seemed okay, but I eventually got a game over and had to start from the beginning again. There was just no way in hell I was playing that first level over again, so I quit and haven't played it since. I give up real easily, it's kind of sad.

Gameplay - I Wanna Blow My Brains Out - That sums up my two level adventure quite nicely, I feel.

What We've Learned Today - Games about robots really fucking suck.

What a douche.

T is for Tyranosaurus