Shinobi - The popular Master System game on the NES. Unfortunately the game got butchered by retards on it's way over. The pictures above are from the Master System version since I couldn't find any NES pictures to steal from anyone. Fuckers. Get more screenshots of shitty NES games for my convenience.
Graphics - This Game Looks Like Shit - That's exactly what I said when I first turned the system on. Unfortunately I don't have any pictures of the shitacular NES version.
Control - Pretty Crappy - You move kind of slow and you have to hold up to do a high jump. You can't move left or right either when you do a high jump, which sucks. Speaking of jumping, this game features the most annoying and ridiculous jumping sound effect in video game history. This game manages to offend every human sense possible.
Challenge - Hard - I only got to the second level boss and decided this game wasn't worth the effort of trying to get any further. This game not only blows but it's also quite hard, therefore it blows hard. I'm just so fucking witty.
Gameplay - Exciting Ninja Action - Is what you'll not be seeing in this game. It's more like slow-old-guy-throwing-things-at-other-slow-old-guys-in-a-quest-to-do-nothing-but-drive-you-insane. That's a much more fitting genre, I feel.
My Advice - If you want this game get it for the Master System, I hear that's actually pretty good. The graphics sure are a hell of a lot better.
