Rush 'N Attack - I hate this game, here's a quick summary of why. Basically, you're supposed to destroy Russia by yourself with a butter knife. If that weren't hard enough you get hit once and you're dead and on top of that you don't get any continues. It's like Contra, only it makes me kill innocent people in a blind Socialist rage.
Graphics - Shit - This gets a bad rating out of pure spite. Spiting shitty video games kicks ass.
Control - Shit - You have to press 'up' to jump, that alone destroys any chance of getting a good rating for control.
Challenge - Impossible - It's an extremely hard game and also an extremely horrible one. Anyone who manages to beat this is not only the greatest gamer to ever live, but they're also complete fucking dipshits for putting so much time and effort into this game. So they're really the losers in the long run.
Gameplay - Destroy All Mankind - Fuck Russia. The Cold War spawned too much shit and it's all their fault.
Fact - This game actually has caused people to go on homicidal rampages. I should know, I'm one them. It's because of this game that I murdered the following people...
My family...
My friends...
Santa Claus...
Tony Danza...
Ben Affleck...
Some blind kid who asked me for a dollar...
Two cats, four dogs, three birds, and eight turtles...
TV's Frank...
And all of Canada...
Sad but true.
