I want to make a movie called Hobocop.

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Robocop

The future of law enforcement got his ass kicked by a girl scout.

Robocop - Data East's reign of shit on the NES is nearly unfathomable. They covered so many things that I never needed to see. From cock sucking midgets, to time traveling circus performers, and then to the wonderful world of Robocop. I do enjoy watching Robocop, but I've never wanted to be Robocop. They should've made a game about Rock 'N' Roll High School. How much pizza can Dee Dee Ramone eat in two minutes? I don't know, but I'm sure as hell going to find out.

Graphics - Average - Robocop looks really tall and weird. Tall weird robots offend me greatly.

Control - Bad - Well, considering you're a robot, I guess the controls are perfect. You can't jump, you can't run, you can barely walk up steps, which is how it should be I guess. But I'm picky, and I want to jump twenty feet in the air and do a triple somersault like in Contra, so it gets a BAD!

Challenge - I Got Killed By A Wall On The Second Level - And before that, a pack of dogs beat the shit out of me. What happened to you Robocop?

Gameplay - This Game Really... - Sucks? Blows? Gargles Vomit? Eats Dick? I'll let you decide which ending fits best.

Historical Fact - Robocop was shunned from the robot community after the release of this game. Then all the robot friends played Contra and laughed at how inferior their once precious Robocop was to some badass American soldiers.

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