Friday The 13th - There's really no explanation needed here, it's a game based on the horror movie franchise Friday The 13th. You know, the classic story of stupid kids meet vengeful-killer-zombie-goal-tender-maniac-man.
Graphics - Good - The graphics are good enough for me, although Jason's wearing some kind of god damn purple jogging outfit. He may be dead, but he still has to keep in shape.
Control - Good Enough - No problems that I can think of.
Challenge - Very Hard - And this is why the game sucks, it's impossible to beat. I don't know if it's just me but I don't even know what the hell I'm supposed to do. Am I supposed to light fires, or save the kids and counselors, or just look for Jason and kill him? If I were a scrawny little pussy like Paul, which I am actually, and I was being stalked by a fucking serial killer in the middle of nowhere my only concern would be getting myself out alive. Fuck the other kids, what did they ever do for me? And what's with lighting the fires? Is there even a purpose to it or is it just some worthless task they put in to confuse you while Jason goes on a non-stop killing spree? When you finally do run into Jason chances are good that he's going to beat the hell out of you while you futilely toss rocks at him. Fuck Camp Crystal Lake. Fuck it and all of it's jogging zombies.
Gameplay - Bad - If this game weren't so damn hard it would probably be decent. Plus I noticed a disturbing lack of "Kevin Bacon getting stabbed in the throat" scenes. Lame.
Word On The Street- "Jason's my bitch! He came up to me and I was all like 'Aaaayyy!' and he was all 'Woah, I'm sorry!'. Then I punched him in the stomach and we made love by a roaring camp fire. True story." - Henry Winkler
