A Boy And His Blob - If you've ever wanted a pet blob that could turn into a blowtorch, you're probably a pyromaniac. If you've ever wanted a pet blob that could turn into a gun that shoots vitamins, you should be wearing a straight jacket right now. Needless to say, this game is pretty fucked up. But underneath the insanity lies a pretty decent puzzle game. What I'd really like to know is how the fuck anyone could think up a game like this. After hours of brainstorming some genius snaps his fingers and says "I've got it! We could make a game about a nameless boy and a nameless blob who solve puzzles and save a planet with the help of jelly beans!" I'd like to say thanks to the gentleman who came up with this idea. Whatever mental hospital you're in right now, I hope you know that you made a decent game.

Graphics - Shit - The graphics suck, there's no doubt about that. The boy looks like Pitfall Harry and the blob is just a bouncing semen stain.

Control - Good - Controls are good, the only bad thing is that the boy slides when you stop, which can get you killed sometimes.

Challenge - Medium - It's a pretty easy game with a few challenging puzzles.

Gameplay - Average - It's a good game, but just doesn't have any replay value at all. The only reason to play again is to rob the Health Foods store. To do this you must turn blob into a blowtorch and threaten to burn the building down unless the clerk gives you a lifetime supply of vitamins. Turn Blob into a motorcycle with the Harley Davidson jelly bean and drive to Canada. Now your set for life with a bag of vitamins and a blob to help you conquer the world.

Closing Thoughts - This game is fucked up.