Graphics - Horrible - The graphics really aren't that bad, but I'm giving it a bad rating out of spite.
Control - Bad - What a surprise, the control sucks too.
Challenge - Extremely Hard - This game is much too hard. You only get one hit, no continues, and the bosses take tons of hits to kill, as do some regular enemies. It's impossible to beat the bosses without the "Megagon" powerup, which just isn't available as often as it should be. Not to mention the fact that he looks fucking stupid as hell as Megagon, or as I like to call him, Super Douche Bag.
Gameplay - I Want To Fucking Kill Whoever Made This Game - Fucking horrible. You fight ridiculous enemies like cute little rabbits, birds that spit fire, and jumping mushrooms. You can get a powerup that transforms your guy from a scrawny little douche bag with a rifle to a huge muscular retard with a dumbass uppercut. No matter what form he's in it won't make the game any better. He could transform into a nude Sarah Michelle Gellar and this game would still be horrible! If you ever see a copy of this game, buy it and burn it in protest. The high difficulty, stupid enemies, pathetic hero, and boring gameplay make this game unplayable.
Historical Fact - Did you know that it's physically impossible to compliment Amagon? A few kids in Ohio tried it back in 1992 and their heads exploded two minutes into the experiment. The people who discovered their bodies saw the words "Amagon did it..." written on the wall in blood. No lie.
