This page is devoted to all the crazy things that my friends say! Keep checking back, because this will probably be the most updated page!!! New quotes will have a horizontal rule separating them from the rest so you know which are new and which aren't! (Most of these will be from Woods, just because he's so funny!)
WoOdS1234567: and then your dad will throw softballs at my crotch
WoOdS1234567: i've had this big plastic container thing of pepsi from KFC sitting on my desk for like a month now, and i opened the top part and wanted to taste it.....but i almost threw up from the smell
WoOdS1234567: i...i dont want to throw it away
WoOdS1234567: its like a child to me
WoOdS1234567: so i have sealed it again to contain the smell, and have placed it back on the desk
WoOdS1234567: NO LOVE FOR LARVAE, EXCEPT THAT ONE
WoOdS1234567: and ALWAYS run from a zombie girl
WoOdS1234567: no, jesus doesn't love you
WoOdS1234567: he called you a fag
WoOdS1234567: HEY JESUS, STFU
WoOdS1234567: AND HE WAS LIKE, " HEY FATTY, I"LL STAB YOU"
WoOdS1234567: and we're just a bunch of nerds, so were not gonna rape you or nothing like that
WoOdS1234567: i need to moisturize, but i fear going into that realm
WoOdS1234567: eh, i could see my dad walking in a room while im applying lotion all over myself
WoOdS1234567: it would not look good for me
WoOdS1234567: hehe, you were the pinacle! ;-)
WoOdS1234567: yes, you will feel the true buckeye local experience
WoOdS1234567: *buckeye local experience may or may not be much of an experience
WoOdS1234567: the horshaks are on the move
Spacepimp4eva: I miiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssss uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?????? (sobs loudly)
Crowe47854646456: I'd appreciate it if you'd quit blocking me
Tsar Nicholas 2: if all else failes go with the civil disobedience
Tsar Nicholas 2: set the couch on fire
Bizkitboy9: yeah i know i miss ur lovin
Crowe47854646456: Just do what I'd do...make their lives living hell until you CAN go
bcrowe43: If you ask her with a knife to her neck she'll answer. :-)
bcrowe43: But I wouldn't recommend that, they might send you to a mental hospital
bcrowe43: Although there are some advantages to being mentally insane...
bcrowe43: You get a big padded room, you don't have to work, your food's provided for, you can sleep all day, you don't have to pay taxes...
WoOdS1234567: ESPECIALLY LOVABLE LARVAE
WoOdS1234567: i wont be leaving for another.....mmmmmmm 2 years or so, so you will still have some quality woods time
WoOdS1234567: the only thing i will miss from this area is merebearcchs
WoOdS1234567: i will be down like................everyday just to go to toronto
WoOdS1234567: yeah yeah, all roads lead to toronto
WoOdS1234567: i dont think im alone when i say this........but if ozzy wanted...........i would let him have me
WoOdS1234567: pants are only good ol non-pornographic occasions
WoOdS1234567: i <3 bedroom eyes, but they intimidated me the first time :-(
WoOdS1234567: ;-) i just winked at my comp screen, so intimidation is low for me at this point
bcrowe43: Dammit! Why is it that all the 14 year olds like me?
WoOdS1234567: hehe, i = not intimidated anymore
WoOdS1234567: now i won't have to look for a long time for masterbation regular pics ;-)
WoOdS1234567: hehe, it is a secret only us ninjas know
WoOdS1234567: then you shall know the secrets of the ninjas
WoOdS1234567: wait a minute.............................YOUR WILL SMITH?!
WoOdS1234567: actually yes....if will smith were giving me bedroom eyes i would probably weep
WoOdS1234567: we only eat babies here on tuesday
WoOdS1234567: beef = tool of satan
WoOdS1234567: thereforeeeeeeeeeeee, we need to go free the cattle from their farms
WoOdS1234567: well......either free them or shoot them
WoOdS1234567: either way is good for me ;-)
WoOdS1234567: since you DO go to catholic school
WoOdS1234567: i trust that jesus will also be in the audience?
BaLLeT bEbE 514: mAnDi 4 aNdY 04: well im out like marcail huggins in a beauty pagent
WoOdS1234567: hehe, your cam pic = best ever
WoOdS1234567: im gonna ask it to marry me if thats ok with you
WoOdS1234567: the sideburns are coming back......WITH A VENGENCE
WoOdS1234567: i dont what them to be founding father ones.......but maybe i will let them grow to the extreme just for the heck of it
WoOdS1234567: damn emo kids....always crying and stuff
WoOdS1234567: at least the goth kids mutilate themselves, the emo kids just threaten to
AgentSmurf2002: yeah, it was so HARD tonight, i thought i was never going to get done
Spacepimp4eva: dominatrix's r my worse nightmare and yet at the same time my biggest fantasy
WoOdS1234567: i will even say TEE-HEE to that, and flip my wrist in a homosexual manner
WoOdS1234567: for if you dont speak, you get to feel the whip
Spacepimp4eva: my name is Hard Core
Spacepimp4eva: aliens came to my house lat night and they rocked my world
MeReDiThLeE114: twice this week? geez shawn your monopolizing the sodomizing aliens!!!
WoOdS1234567: they usually come to my house too......but they arent so much aliens as they are hobos
WoOdS1234567: and they dont so much rock my world as they do rape/violate me
WoOdS1234567: hehe, well i can only see so much from the bushes outside
WoOdS1234567: sweet baby jesus
Crowe47854646456: HOW DARE YOU BLOCK ME?!?1
WoOdS1234567: ohhhh fun times, i took my digital camera to work with me today. i took pictures of our "provocativly" posed santa and reindeer, i will send them to you sometime
eViLhOmEr 32: yeah, ill give ya that
eViLhOmEr 32: they are hotter than our bots
eViLhOmEr 32: our robots dont look too good
WoOdS1234567: his voice makes baby jesus cry
WoOdS1234567: CRY, MEREDITH, CRY
WoOdS1234567: i think if jesus wanted, he could take mayers voice. however he does not want it
WoOdS1234567: well, that and i dont think he's homosexual
WoOdS1234567: well.......not anymore
LoveableLarvae: you can take the man out of the homosexual , but you can never take the homosexual out of the man
WoOdS1234567: it is a lesson i had to learn the hard way.....i will never go camping with my father ever again
WoOdS1234567: that was the worst birthday ever
LoveableLarvae: whyyy? what happened?
WoOdS1234567: well.....when the police officer told me to show where he touched me on the doll, i had to ram my hand up its backside. nothing was as it seemed that day
WoOdS1234567: except for the raping
bcrowe43: Do I have to start taping my conversations with you?
bcrowe43: So don't try to control me!
WoOdS1234567: my mom was like " why do you have those things", i said " you wont be so negative towards them when the ninjas come"
WoOdS1234567: she looked at me funny and walked away
WoOdS1234567: i have swords............./nerd
WoOdS1234567: it wasn't the panties was it?
WoOdS1234567: i was reading that shelby girls info today. has she lost all concept of spelling?
WoOdS1234567: it made baby jesus cry
WoOdS1234567: hehe, either she's a complete moron or she thinks that typing in "street slang" will make her look like a gangster of sortscry
ziggabogga10: i like people who like to touch people lol
WoOdS1234567: your going to have to nurse me back to health, i see it as the only solution
WoOdS1234567: hehe yes, it would be even ultimat-er if you wore a nurse outfit ;-)
WoOdS1234567: jesus tap dancing christ on a cracker, that is a big yay
WoOdS1234567: hehe, it's ok. i accept the fact that i'm a nerd
WoOdS1234567: hehe, that it is, but you are the coolest person i know ;-)
WoOdS1234567: poorly drawn cartoons + jesus = a deadly combination
WoOdS1234567: hehe, yes. i wish i had a blow up doll sometimes.......then i realize that i have that vietnamese child in the closet
WoOdS1234567: so it all works out
WoOdS1234567: yeah, there's nothign quite like plastic doll sex
WoOdS1234567: heh, in all the years i've known crowe.......2 or 3, his moods swing like that of a pregnant lady
WoOdS1234567: he sure likes to look at child pornography
WoOdS1234567: ok heres what you do
WoOdS1234567: get a knife, and stab him in the face, THEN RUN
WoOdS1234567: its the only solution that doesnt involve jesus
WoOdS1234567: and throw in that the beast likes to eat small children during the night
WoOdS1234567: it will be the best sleep over ever
WoOdS1234567: he will talk about it for years, mainly to psychiotrists
WoOdS1234567: heh, its alright. but now that you know where to look he will stand out like john mayer in a straight porno
WoOdS1234567: wink wink
WoOdS1234567: its funny cause its kinda like calling him gay ;-)
WoOdS1234567:its a good think im not an alcoholic
bcrowe43: Not when he knocks me unconscious and scratches my eye with a plastic sword it's not cute
LoveableLarvae: lol bc shes jealous bc she knows you've already had brandon
WoOdS1234567: :0 nobody is supposed to know about that. NOT EVEN CROWE
WoOdS1234567: date rape drugs do wonders, let me tell you
bcrowe43: You're not very nice to the injured!
bcrowe43: Me...as a little kid...with a high-pitched voice...wearing a little suit...on stage with a guitar...playing a guitar very well (considering I don't actually know how to play one) and singing
WoOdS1234567: OMG, that one toronto sign
WoOdS1234567: says
WoOdS1234567: "the gem city"
WoOdS1234567: i was like :0
WoOdS1234567: you have to take power now
WoOdS1234567: overthrow the mayor, or let me go ahead and eliminate him for you
WoOdS1234567: uncle + being judge = me being able to do anything with no repercusions, or so i assume
WoOdS1234567: heh, if you ever buy chance, i dont know, RUN OVER A PEDESTRIAN ;-) , you know who to call
WoOdS1234567: well, you ARE an extreme driver
The next two are Mike on Kristin's name:
Petchal0826: your flirting through him off lolol
Petchal0826: oooo brandon got mad about something stupid? what a surprise...lol
WoOdS1234567: yes, him speeding off and trapping your arm in his window seems like mad behavior
WoOdS1234567: quiet you, back in the cage
WoOdS1234567: its alrighttttttt, you dont have to get back into the cage....unless you want to :0
WoOdS1234567: i think that i've come to the conclusion that i hate 99.9% of all elderly people
WoOdS1234567: the .1% is your grandmother because she's 2 k00l, and mine of course
WoOdS1234567: they cannot drive, they smell, i want to stab them in the face, they are constantly in the way, and so on
WoOdS1234567: hhehehehe, good ol baby jesus
WoOdS1234567: i like how she pointed out how she was in 8th grade, now i dont know about where you come from, but around here thats one fearsome threat
WoOdS1234567: it was chicken and shrimp of sorts with fried rice, and it literally had no taste. if i wanted chinese food with no taste i would go to a tawainese factory....and i probably would at least get extra beatings there
WoOdS1234567: but....the beatings are worth it every time
WoOdS1234567: pedophilia to the EXTREME
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This is a...special...conversation I was forced into putting in here....Alledgedly Benton was drunk....I tend to believe he really just can't spell....But...either way, its somewhat entertaining...So, especially for Benton, here it is...
eViLhOmEr 32: iss spacerpimpp shawwn core
LoveableLarvae: )
LoveableLarvae: lol.....spacepimp4eva is yeah do you know him
eViLhOmEr 32: nott rally, hes in my cuz'ss bdan tho
LoveableLarvae: are you drunk or something ? lol
LoveableLarvae: and yeah he is bobby lease
eViLhOmEr 32: naaa, imn nott drrunk
LoveableLarvae: wahts up with you typing hun
eViLhOmEr 32: jusst a lil intoxsicateed
LoveableLarvae: lol.......hmm i can tell
eViLhOmEr 32: puttt that on yo site
eViLhOmEr 32: jahaha
LoveableLarvae: lol
LoveableLarvae: i might jut put the whole conversation
LoveableLarvae: what'd you do for new years....if you can remember
eViLhOmEr 32: alll i cann rmemmber iss somethingg boutt boooze and a hooeker
LoveableLarvae: lol im sure
LoveableLarvae: thats all you can get ;0)
eViLhOmEr 32: haja
LoveableLarvae: haja to you too
eViLhOmEr 32: haja, anst he on tar wasr?
eViLhOmEr 32: star wars
eViLhOmEr 32: hahaj
LoveableLarvae: ummmm no lol
LoveableLarvae: not really sure but i dont think so hunny
LoveableLarvae: one word
LoveableLarvae: COFFEE
eViLhOmEr 32: whaaa?
LoveableLarvae: nvm
eViLhOmEr 32: put itin ther
LoveableLarvae: put what in where?
eViLhOmEr 32: inn caes ur paernts didnt teach ya thiss, aman's pneis goes in awsomen's vagian, andd soo on and sos froth...
LoveableLarvae: lol
LoveableLarvae: good job einstein
eViLhOmEr 32: thakn u
eViLhOmEr 32: i meantt put itin yoru site
LoveableLarvae: oh
LoveableLarvae: ok i will
LoveableLarvae: not now tho too much HTML to do
eViLhOmEr 32: what?
eViLhOmEr 32: no, it taint
eViLhOmEr 32: justs add the text in
LoveableLarvae: then itll all be in one paragraph
eViLhOmEr 32: ohh
eViLhOmEr 32: lazyass
eViLhOmEr 32: haha
LoveableLarvae: yep thats me
LoveableLarvae: so no shaft 2
eViLhOmEr 32: gueess not
eViLhOmEr 32: i havent hearf antyhing
LoveableLarvae: brandon said y'all arent doing it
LoveableLarvae: i watched the first one
LoveableLarvae: it = hilarious
eViLhOmEr 32: yes
eViLhOmEr 32: i was the modiern thug
LoveableLarvae: lol yes you wer e
LoveableLarvae: SOOO SEXY ;0)
eViLhOmEr 32: haha
eViLhOmEr 32: holy pooop, i got it trgight
eViLhOmEr 32: rihgt
eViLhOmEr 32: right
eViLhOmEr 32: haha
LoveableLarvae: lol you aint getting nothing right hun
eViLhOmEr 32: yea iam
LoveableLarvae: liek what
eViLhOmEr 32: i gott hhe haha right
LoveableLarvae: on like the 12th try lol
eViLhOmEr 32: yea... but gimmee some creiddit
LoveableLarvae: lol lok
LoveableLarvae: credit
LoveableLarvae: there
eViLhOmEr 32: yea
LoveableLarvae: is your lil sisters friend in love with crowe?
eViLhOmEr 32: iahewv no idea
LoveableLarvae: whats what i heard
eViLhOmEr 32: hoiw cares?
eViLhOmEr 32: who
LoveableLarvae: lol ithink its hilarious
LoveableLarvae: i talked to ?barcus? and she said she wasntin love but i think hse is
eViLhOmEr 32: dunno
eViLhOmEr 32: cantn helo ya
eViLhOmEr 32: icant tghink to straight so dotn adsk me in-deptht quesitons
LoveableLarvae: lol i didnt think that was very in depth
eViLhOmEr 32: yea, itis
eViLhOmEr 32: cuz igotta think abiut like 3 difernt peopl
eViLhOmEr 32: andd then i cannect em
eViLhOmEr 32: togerteher
LoveableLarvae: lol
eViLhOmEr 32: icantt beleive you owent take the tiem to put hat in there
LoveableLarvae: lol ill email the convo to myself then do it tomorrow
LoveableLarvae: will that satisfy you
eViLhOmEr 32: hahaha
eViLhOmEr 32: yea
LoveableLarvae: well my drunk lil buddy im going to bed
LoveableLarvae: ill ttyl
LoveableLarvae: goodnight and happy new years
eViLhOmEr 32: aight
eViLhOmEr 32: lata
LoveableLarvae: night
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WoOdS1234567: step back dawg
WoOdS1234567: straight up
WoOdS1234567: ah, go and poke them with a stick
WoOdS1234567: it will be cool i swear
WoOdS1234567: AND WATCH YOUR BACK FOR BARCUS ;-)
bcrowe43: I can take the swift kick in the balls, that pain goes away over time
bcrowe43: Maybe with my looks and Woods' personality the ladies will be attracted to me at college. :-)
LoVeAbLeLiZziE50: i find ur lover crowe very homosexual
LoVeAbLeLiZziE50: did u tell off my best friend?
LoVeAbLeLiZziE50: do u like ugly crowe?
WoOdS1234567: we used to have a guys night out when i was still in high school, but for some reason it always turned into a gay orgy.........good times, good times....
WoOdS1234567: and i advise your girls night out does the same, with pictures! :0
bcrowe43: There have to be some normal 8th graders somewhere...but they're not them
WoOdS1234567: if i ever get into a fight
WoOdS1234567: im just gonna yell "GREASERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS", and i assume a bunch of guys in leather jackets will come out with chains and help me out in the fight
bcrowe43: I'm becoming more and more like Woods
WoOdS1234567: bcrowe43: BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i mean damn...do u want me to have to kick this girls ass me and lizzie both?
WoOdS1234567: watch out, they'll pull their east side representin 9mm gats on you
bcrowe43: HE SHALL BE MURDERED FOR THAT COMMENT
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i do not like crowe
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: he is a freak that noone likes
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: and is jealous because benton can get a girl..and he cant
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: no i dont care you love crowe
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: even though he has only kissed a MAN
WoOdS1234567: oh barcus, you are truly the master of wit WoOdS1234567: lie/
bcrowe43: Ohh, I've never been so insulted in my life. :-)
bcrowe43: Have I ever told you my plans for world domination?
LoveableLarvae: lol no you have not
bcrowe43: Well I can't say them on here for they may be intercepted by spies, so I shall tell you in person someday
LoveableLarvae: lol ok i will wait in anticipation until that day
bcrowe43: You'll like the plan, 'cause I'm reinstating the feudal system and granting large pieces of land to people I like
bcrowe43: 6 of the 7 continents will go to my supreme lords, who will control that...then below them are the lords of the countries, then the dukes of the states and provinces, and then the counts of the counties, and so on...
LoveableLarvae: lol yayyyyy i wont have to buy land for my cows!
bcrowe43: Nope, it'll be provided
bcrowe43: The 7th continent is Australia, where I will be headquartered
bcrowe43: And the capital of the world will be Sydney, Australia, except I will name my first daughter Sidney and when I take over I will rename the city in honor of my first daughter, thereby changing it to Sidney, Australia
bcrowe43: I have already promised Benton the continent of Asia
LoveableLarvae: if there is anyrhing you do not want me to put in there you have to tell me
bcrowe43: Ok
LoveableLarvae: i want south america
bcrowe43: They have llamas, not cows
bcrowe43: Do you realize how much stuff you screw up when you introduce species?
bcrowe43: Unless you can keep them under VERY close surveillance and not let any escape, I can't allow that
LoveableLarvae: i promise
bcrowe43: Ok
bcrowe43: Anyway my plan is very long and intricate and might actually work if I can gain enough money to get to the first step...but that's the real trick
LoveableLarvae: lol well me and mike are buying neighboring countries
LoveableLarvae: im buying latvia and hes biying estonia
bcrowe43: Why are you buying countries when I can give you continents?
LoveableLarvae: well this was b4 i kenw that
LoveableLarvae: if your plan falls through
bcrowe43: Ohhh
bcrowe43: Ok
bcrowe43: Well if my plan falls through then I want a mansion in each of your countries
bcrowe43: And at least 3 butlers, named Alfred, Jeeves, and Bob
bcrowe43: I mean...if your name is Jeeves, you have no choice but to become a butler
bcrowe43: It's one of the laws of life
WoOdS1234567: WHERE ART THOU MY GREASER BRETHREN?!
WoOdS1234567: "i love brandon crowe"
WoOdS1234567: LoveableLarvae: so naive thou are
WoOdS1234567: HEY ENGLISH
WoOdS1234567: PIP PIP
WoOdS1234567: but as long as i remain blocked i cannot say anything to her on here, but when the fist start flying you can count me in on the rumble
WoOdS1234567: hehe, they will just start coming out of nowhere.......on motorcycles hopefully
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: hi woods
LoveableLarvae: not woods
LoveableLarvae: :-D
LoveableLarvae: me = brandon crowe's lover
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: Hi Lizzie
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: I dont care
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i hate brandon crowe
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: he is a faget
LoveableLarvae: not lizzie
LoveableLarvae: and i know thats not true honey
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i dont care who u r
LoveableLarvae: and if your going to insult someone...spell the insult right ;0) its faggot
LoveableLarvae: i <3 brandon crowe
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: like i care?
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: leave me alone
LoveableLarvae: i dont = idiot
LoveableLarvae: i = brandons lover
LoveableLarvae: im a woman not a girl thats what he wants
LoveableLarvae: ;0)
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: if you like crowe you must be a freak
LoveableLarvae: well then were freaks together
LoveableLarvae: at least my love is requited and yours is denied and hidden!
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: ur a senior..
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: and i dont like him
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: he is a queer
LoveableLarvae: i = junior
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i have a boyfriend
LoveableLarvae: and brandon i know for a fact is not gay
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: and i dont care about crowe
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: yeah ok
LoveableLarvae: and does your boyfriend know your obsessed with crowe?
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: how do u know
LoveableLarvae: i know *wink wink* that hes not gay
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i am not obsessed with crowe
LoveableLarvae: if you catch my drift
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: it was a JOKE
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: okay
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: get it JOKE
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: yeah ok
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: all he ever did was kiss a girl
LoveableLarvae: sureeeeeeeeeeee
LoveableLarvae: he lied then
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: thats all
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: ok
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: so thats not true
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: you idiot
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: no he didnt
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: you idiot
LoveableLarvae: o0oi0o0o0o0h call me names bc your jealous bc crowe had me and not you
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: okay look...his roommate at college...is my best friends brother...and they are best friends...and he knows that crowe has never done more than that
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: shut the hell up
LoveableLarvae: just bc theyre friends doesnt mean crowe tells benton everything
LoveableLarvae: i know he doesnt tell many people anything
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: >:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i dont care
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: well guess what?
LoveableLarvae: were a lil jealous arent we
LoveableLarvae: what
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: u can go to hell
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i dont think so
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: he is UGLY
LoveableLarvae: im already burning with the fire of christ
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: real funnie
LoveableLarvae: not funnie
LoveableLarvae: true
LoveableLarvae: im a born again christian
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i dont think
LoveableLarvae: MAY BABY JESUS SAVE YOU FROM THE ETERNAL FIRES OF HELL!!!!
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: um...i am saved christian
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: u idiot
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: my dad is a pastor
LoveableLarvae: Does your Daddy know you tried to condemn me to helll?
LoveableLarvae: I dont think your very saved
LoveableLarvae: maybe only like 25% saved
LoveableLarvae: I AM 100% SAVED!
LoveableLarvae: crowe is my soulmate
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: yes i am
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: shut up
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: there is gonna be hell if you dont
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: am i goin to have to kick the shit outta u
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i am in the eighth grade
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: and u know what
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i am 6 foot...and 150 pounds ok..and i play all sports
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: so step the fuck back
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i dont care
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i dont like crowe
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: not even as a friend
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: bye! bitch
LoveableLarvae: wow
LoveableLarvae: im scared
LoveableLarvae: im trembling
LoveableLarvae: does your daddy know you talk like this?
LoveableLarvae: your getting pretty defensive baout crowe if you dont like him
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: well guess what crowe doesnt love you
LoveableLarvae: yes he does
LoveableLarvae: he loves me
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: no he doesnt
LoveableLarvae: who says
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: he does
LoveableLarvae: liar
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: BnMs BaRcUs 2007: do u love her/
bcrowe43: No!
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: too bad
LoveableLarvae: hes lying then
LoveableLarvae: he wanst you to give him head
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: muahhhhhaaa
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: BnMs BaRcUs 2007: do u love her/
bcrowe43: No!
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: lol she thinks you do
bcrowe43: I don't
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: what?
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: um..negative
LoveableLarvae: hold on let me talk to him ill sort this misunderstanding out
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: ok
LoveableLarvae: YOU.....YOU...YOU...CONNIVING LITTLE TWIT! YOU ARE TEARING US APART I LOVE HIM!!!AND HE USED TO LOVE ME......
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: ok>:o>:o
LoveableLarvae: no....he still does...he has to
BnMs BaRcUs 2007:no he doesnt
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: he never has and he never will
LoveableLarvae: he...he has to....he has to
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: nope..sorry
LoveableLarvae: but
LoveableLarvae: but
LoveableLarvae: he has to
LoveableLarvae: hes mine
LoveableLarvae: not yours
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: he doesnt love you
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: go and love benton not crowe
LoveableLarvae: mine
LoveableLarvae: i dont want benton
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: but what?
LoveableLarvae: i want brandon
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: why not?
LoveableLarvae: bc brandons perfect
LoveableLarvae: and i love him
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: why not benton
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: u sayin that he is ugly
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: ?*
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: he isnt perfect
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: josh is more perfect
LoveableLarvae: so now you love josh and not brandon?
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i dont love josh..
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: >:o
LoveableLarvae: you love brandon?
LoveableLarvae: you cant take him from me
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i will
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: oh believe me i will
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: and it wont be pretty
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: muaaahhhhhaaahhaahhhaahhaaa
LoveableLarvae: it wont be pretty?
LoveableLarvae: dont hurt my brandon
LoveableLarvae: my precious
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: he isnt urs
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: and he never has been
LoveableLarvae: yes he is!! and he was!! and will be!!!
i love him!
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i dont care
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: hun u must be really dumb
LoveableLarvae: why?
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i am only 13 and ur what?...16?..and he would pick me over you/
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: now thats just pathetic
LoveableLarvae: :'(no
LoveableLarvae: its the truth
LoveableLarvae: he wants me
LoveableLarvae: he must
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: no he doesnt
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: he doesnt want you
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: and he never will
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: he wants to get married
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: and u dont
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: how pathetic
LoveableLarvae: how do you know that
LoveableLarvae: i dont want to get married...unless its to him
LoveableLarvae: you stole him from me!
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i know
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: he tells me everythin
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: ha h a
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: why do u just want his penis?
LoveableLarvae: no! i love him
LoveableLarvae: genuine love
LoveableLarvae: AND YOU STOLE HIM FROM ME! YOU STOLE MY PRECIOUS!
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: u just want his cock..
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: thats all
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: u just wanna use him...for sex
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: u imbessle
LoveableLarvae: its imbecile
LoveableLarvae: dumbass
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: u idioy
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: idiot*
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: now thats just wrong....
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i dont crae
LoveableLarvae: whats just wrong? your spelling i know it is
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: care*
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i can spell
LoveableLarvae: no you cant
LoveableLarvae: crowe dont deserve you
LoveableLarvae: he deserves a REAL and literate woman
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i am a real literate woman..
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: that can do many things that you cant
LoveableLarvae: like what?
LoveableLarvae: steal men from their lovers?
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: can you do a backhand spring?
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: can u slam dunk?
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: can u have crowe?
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: no
LoveableLarvae: yes
LoveableLarvae: yes
LoveableLarvae: and i will
LoveableLarvae: oh i will;
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: no
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: u cannot slam dunk
LoveableLarvae: im 6'2
LoveableLarvae: i believe i can slam dunk
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i am sorry
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: how tall r u
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: no
LoveableLarvae: no waht
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: u are not 6'2
LoveableLarvae: i am too my whole family is freakishly tall
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i am in the eighth grade and i am 6'5..and a half...
LoveableLarvae: really? well yesterday you told me you were 6 foot
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: my dad is 7'3
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: no i didnt
LoveableLarvae: yeah you did
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i am 6'5/
LoveableLarvae: i saved all the conversatiosn
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i dont think i grew 5 inches over night
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: no i didnt
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: dont put words in my mouth
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: yeah okay
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: whatever
LoveableLarvae: BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i am in the eighth grade
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: and u know what
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i am 6 foot...and 150 pounds ok..and i play all sports
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: so step the fuck back
LoveableLarvae: i can email you the whole conversation if you would like
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i didnt say that
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i am 6'5
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: okay..
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: no
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: i would not like that
LoveableLarvae: ok
LoveableLarvae: im keeping this one too
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: crowe doesnt like you
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: he lies me..
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: likes*
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: ok
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: like i care?
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: =-O=-O=-O
LoveableLarvae: so
LoveableLarvae: so what if he does
LoveableLarvae: hell end up with me
LoveableLarvae: FOREVER
LoveableLarvae: your a liar and he loves me not you
BnMs BaRcUs 2007: ok
Tsar Nicholas 2: "You, you, you just better not mess with me, my dad is the president of somolia and he is 500 lbs!"
WoOdS1234567: you are truly the best evar
bcrowe43: Besides, me driving whilst talking on the cell phone = dangerous
bcrowe43: I DEMAND IT
WoOdS1234567: hehe, the day that i hear the beast say baby jesus....my life will be complete
WoOdS1234567: which she seemingly did last night, but it was you
WoOdS1234567: so my life is still complete since you said it
WoOdS1234567: :0 is truly the best emoticon ever
WoOdS1234567: i figure since i got the internet back in 97, i'm probably to blame for at least........4 suicides
WoOdS1234567: hey, special olympics called, they said they wanted their trophey back
TRBODSL82: I MISS YOU! LOL
TRBODSL82: its bc I LOVE YAH MERE!
WoOdS1234567: you better stop sleeping in your sisters room. one day you'll just hear a horse or some sort of primate in the closet
WoOdS1234567: and that will be the day, i will start living in your house with some sort of camera
WoOdS1234567: well, by house i meant yard
bcrowe43: God, don't they teach you anything about black people in that Catholic school of yours?
bcrowe43: Shut up and quit acting weird
WoOdS1234567: hehe, that gorgeousgurl7's away message/info just makes her look like she has beastiality written all over her
WoOdS1234567: some girl told me she was jewish and i asked her about the 5th panzer devision out of berlin........she blocked me and then had her way with me through warnings
WoOdS1234567: yes, just tell your dad that i'm homeless now. i'll bring some sort of tent to use
rudekid04: horny mc wack wack
WoOdS1234567: oh.....you probably told me that before but my memory is the equivalent of a homeless 90 year old world war 1 vet
WoOdS1234567: i will attempt to unleash a hell fury on this forum
rudekid04: haha yea u jus want a boyu to rape
Tsar Nicholas 2: not good, but at least you have an excuse to get naked.
WoOdS1234567: they sure love jesus h christ
LoveableLarvae: who be da bizatch in yo buddeeeee iikon?
Petchal0826: lol that be orlando bloom...legalos from LotR
LoveableLarvae: fo shizzle ma nizzle
LoveableLarvae: LEGOLAS = MAJOR HOTTIE
LoveableLarvae: FO SHO
Petchal0826: lol fo real yo!
LoveableLarvae: hirk to da bizerkkk!
Petchal0826: lolol
LoveableLarvae: we = da bombest chicaz in diz ubernet
Petchal0826: ah fo damn sho dawg
LoveableLarvae: true dat home skillet
Petchal0826: lol
LoveableLarvae: im outta phrazez str8 from da ghetto of corna of 4th and market
Petchal0826: lol i been outta phrazez fo a long time now..its hard ta talk like dis yo
LoveableLarvae: fo sho! how do dos peeps do dis?
Petchal0826: ionno g..but dis be some hard shnizzel bizzel jizzel..we oughta quit talkin like dis now
Petchal0826: oh yea! thats right losers are the coolest
NEILLI05: cuz i have a lil dick and thats my trade mark
Tsar Nicholas 2: actually, that was an adult diaper
WoOdS1234567: hehe. oh when will that jesus learn?
WoOdS1234567: just punch her in the face really hard next time you see her
WoOdS1234567: you dont have to be fighting, just walk up to her and punch her in the face
LoveableLarvae: lol shes 3
WoOdS1234567: ohhhhhhhhhhh, that little girl! ok
WoOdS1234567: i thought you were talking about INSANE child
rudekid04: im too shy in pubic
WoOdS1234567: your rapier like wit is piercing me like a hot poker ]
WoOdS1234567: i....i never said i was going to cry WoOdS1234567: or kill the presidents.
WoOdS1234567: just to let you know, don't fuck with president reagan
WoOdS1234567: oh, well despite popular belief, i am not president reagan
WoOdS1234567: well not anymore
WoOdS1234567: not since the lawsuit
WoOdS1234567: ohhh, that stinks. crowe is my friend and everything, but i work on a 4 hour crowe-standability time
WoOdS1234567: just tell kelsey to cover for you. your going to need to buy her a blonde wig and shrink her somehow
WoOdS1234567: it may involve cutting her feet off, but its a risk she will have to take
WoOdS1234567: mmmmmmmm. mutilation
WoOdS1234567: if we get caught, i'm disapearing into the woods like a viet cong
WoOdS1234567: and since my last name is woods. i'm just gonna go ahead and assume that i could do that
WoOdS1234567: "see johnny depp, in this summers hottest movie....THE BIG RED CAR THAT GOES REALLY FAST"
Spacepimp4eva: i don't know i guess im just a hopeless romantic and we i say hopeless i mean no chance
WoOdS1234567: that shelby girls info said "i want to die" yesterday
WoOdS1234567: i laughed
WoOdS1234567: she killed herself
WoOdS1234567: a good time was had by all
WoOdS1234567: i have seen that mullet kid
WoOdS1234567: he frightens me
WoOdS1234567: they call me jesus, you can call me christ though
WoOdS1234567: and i cant get a life, the actualy jesus wont let me
WoOdS1234567: he's always like "go to hell fatty"
WoOdS1234567: then i cry
WoOdS1234567: pitchy mcpitcherson?
WoOdS1234567: you know that happened cause jesus hates you :0
WoOdS1234567: so i was like, "hey buddy, your house was on fire when i got here and as for your dog, if you didn't want it sodomized then you shouldn't have...." then i just stabbed him and ran.
WoOdS1234567: its funny cause it involves a dog and sodomy
WoOdS1234567: jesus christo. hehe, you should have made him kill himself in the end
WoOdS1234567: children would love it
WoOdS1234567: so many sex jokes
WoOdS1234567: so little time
WoOdS1234567: hehe, yes. and the "you people voted for hubert humphrey, and killed jesus!"
WoOdS1234567: i get more porn than a......somebody who likes porn a lot
WoOdS1234567: its funny when their like " we're hot and ready for you woods546@hotmail.com"
WoOdS1234567: now, rarely do people call me woods546@hotmail.com
WoOdS1234567: it tasted like i assume ass tastes like
WoOdS1234567: wow, shouldnt you be in bed? jesus h christ aint gonna be happy with this mochery
WoOdS1234567: somewhere.......there is a clam pirate laughing at me
WoOdS1234567: oh he will pay. i'll make him swab the poop deck. in more ways than one
WoOdS1234567: with a mop AND a broom
WoOdS1234567: what sort of devilry is this?
Spacepimp4eva: well its hard, u see im already the world's greatest guy but yet i don't do well something's obviously wrong i mean i know im ugly but come on ugly verses perfect in every other way i figured would balance out nicely
WoOdS1234567: i'z always bein like, "i gat you mofo" and all dem home boyz be like "yo aint shit"
Spacepimp4eva: no no its quite alright i'd rather my ugliness be seen first in person i like to see the horrified look on people's faces
WoOdS1234567: you no wut i be rapin bout ther?
WoOdS1234567: yea, they say i be middle class but i be HOOD all da way
WoOdS1234567: sigh, meredith, SIGH
WoOdS1234567: :0 OH YEAH..........well, they could KICK YOUR CATS ASS IN A FIGHT
WoOdS1234567: YEAH
WoOdS1234567: what not???
WoOdS1234567: they arent that big.......about 2 or 3 inches.....and they are clean
WoOdS1234567: SCANDAL?!
WoOdS1234567: pepper spray + tazer = defense to the max
WoOdS1234567: TOO HAWT TO HANDLE
WoOdS1234567: tee-hee, oh it will be. my saturdays as of late are always saved for larvae tiem
WoOdS1234567: heh, i was gonna ask if you practice speed urination
WoOdS1234567: yeah. i try but it gets messy...............
WoOdS1234567: welllllll, if you say so. hey, i have a question.......does the beast drive? she told me yesterday that she drives a truck to the company
WoOdS1234567: i cannot tell if sarcasm is being used over the internet unless there is after the statement
Spacepimp4eva: ohh i see found a nice guy yet?
Spacepimp4eva: ill take that as a yes and he's here now and we're sucking face
Jrkorn385: im not gay
Jrkorn385: who said i was is lying
Jrkorn385: whoever
LoveableLarvae: huh???
Jrkorn385: n/m
Jrkorn385: u said u had to tell me somin so i figured someone was saying i was gay
WoOdS1234567: wait a minute.......this isn't food.......it's pornography!
WoOdS1234567: THATS IT, IM GONNA GO KILL MYSELF NOW WITH THE OTHER ANGSTY KIDS
WoOdS1234567: I NEED SYMPATHY!
WoOdS1234567: it does not look like you will have a delay or anything tomarrow.......are you prepared for that much jesus school?
WoOdS1234567: that scares the hell out of me
WoOdS1234567: scares the hell = arouses :0
Spacepimp4eva: your u make me feel so good
B0ndageBill: your WANNA CYBER? AS YOU CAN TELL I LIKE BONDAGE
WoOdS1234567: i'm not the loser........your the...............................................loser......YEAH
WoOdS1234567: eat that
WoOdS1234567: JUST CAUSE MY MOM STILL DRESSES ME
gohansdad666: yoru the "hot catholic school girl" mike keeps talkign about no?
gohansdad666: give him a good ball tap this weekend for em okay?
gohansdad666: WHY ARE YOU SO LOVABLE LARVAE?
gohansdad666: NEXT TIME HE DOES THAT DELIVER KNEE OF JUSTICE TO HIS GROUN
gohansdad666: jesus is for eatin
WoOdS1234567: BACK WITH THE SPAWN OF SATAN
gohansdad666: there is nothing to obsess about a man with a 6 inch asshole
gohansdad666: WE NEED TO CYBER
gohansdad666: i am wearing the black speedo\
gohansdad666: my man hair is hanging out the sides
gohansdad666: JUST TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND CHEW YOUR GUM
gohansdad666: GUM MAY OR MAY BE MY GROIN
gohansdad666: CHEW MAY OR MAY BE NOT SO MUCH CHEW
WoOdS1234567: you need a warning attatached to you
WoOdS1234567: i <3 batsincracks
WoOdS1234567: eee eeee eeeee eeeeeee is now the official bat sound
Spacepimp4eva: mine was boring and meredith-less which made me sad
WoOdS1234567: heh, it is not a problem at all, you might want to add in that i'll paint your home with blood if your not allowed going
WoOdS1234567: you'll be in like flint
WoOdS1234567: like flint
gohansdad666: oxidise my crotch
gohansdad666: i am a nerd and a hard ass RA
gohansdad666: ILL SHOW YOU WHERE TO SLEEP
gohansdad666: *SMACK*
gohansdad666: POKEY IS MY HERO
WoOdS1234567: good ol mail order brides, nothing says care like recieving a diseased women in the mail
WoOdS1234567: i think i should probably order one........for entertainment if nothing else
WoOdS1234567: BUT HE IS SO HOT
B0ndageBill: one time, we were walking down the street, and jesus was just like "watch this" and he threw acid in this random kids face
B0ndageBill: i was all like "why jesus?!"
B0ndageBill: and he was like "you win some, you loose some"............i never found out what that meant, but i think it had something to do with his whiskey
B0ndageBill: but see, i can't get over it. cause later that night he beat me with a empty whisky bottle, he said i didnt deserve a full one
B0ndageBill: hey, this is gonna sound weird but.........you wouldnt happen to know of a good site where i can buy whips would you?
Spacepimp4eva: i like nachos
WoOdS1234567: :00000000000 i bow to you thusly
jcpureo: whats internet fun?
jcpureo: sounds like porno
WoOdS1234567: :0 your dad knows the works of jesus h christ????
WoOdS1234567: hooray for fun
WoOdS1234567: "Oh man you guys are so stupid you thought i dressed up as the bee"
WoOdS1234567: sweet christ, i could make a better show with better acting with 2 monkeys and a dildo
WoOdS1234567: so freaking cold..........WHY MUST I LIVE IN A CAVE LIKE ATMOSPHERE?! :-(((((((((
WoOdS1234567: my life is a lie
partialblondie04: betcha any money it's a friend... LMAO yeah!
WoOdS1234567: last night i told that shelby girl that i loved her.......and asked her why she couldnt understand that.....i even used a :'( face
WoOdS1234567: she kept saying something like...........no you dont or something.......but then i said "why cant you understand that i love you with all my heart shelby?!?! :'( :'("
partialblondie04: crap mere! ahhhhhh! we're screwed!
partialblondie04: i mean yes i'm catholic and all but not what you'd call "die hard"...
partialblondie04: did think about being a nun tho
WoOdS1234567: back. cleaner than ever, even that one time when i took a bath in acid
B0ndageBill: we're called the bling bling master g funk ghetto dawgs
B0ndageBill: we race ALL the time
B0ndageBill: then let me in dawg. hey home skillet, i gotta run for now. keep burnin up do's streets. i gotta go race some pansy ass in a merecedes with my LeBaron
WoOdS1234567: i advise you arm yourself..........to the teeth
WoOdS1234567: ........................umm.........wha.......unce.....
WoOdS1234567: that was the biggest bedroom eyes that i've ever seen
partialblondie04: lol.. sheeps have tails?? hmm i didn't know they could shake
WoOdS1234567: i cant even say tit-mouse without giggling like a japanese schoolgirl
WoOdS1234567: do it, hilarity will ensue
WoOdS1234567: "go to hell kelsey,
love mere"
WoOdS1234567: it would be ultimate
WoOdS1234567: i admit defeat
WoOdS1234567: best baby ever
WoOdS1234567: i love him like the son i dont have
LoveableLarvae: and the son youll NEVER have bc your fags mcgee
WoOdS1234567: hehehe, he's sooooooo going to kill himself
WoOdS1234567: YOU PRETTY ANGSTY THERE KIDDO?
WoOdS1234567: nothing like rubbing salt in the wound
WoOdS1234567: just the fact that you said "pee pees" makes me laugh
WoOdS1234567: his last name is craven i guess........so i call him craven pie, or mr.pie
WoOdS1234567: heh, we need to open a business together where we emotionally scar children
WoOdS1234567: but we can call our business................."mere and mike hate you"
WoOdS1234567: hehe, mere and mike hate you will be the biggest thing since sliced bread........or even regular bread for that matter
WoOdS1234567: we are the ultimate team.
BACKGROUND: Woods found this picture of a VERY ugly baby in his driveway. He proceeded to show it to me, and I scanned it and sent it to Crowe...IM me if you really want to see it...LoveableLarvae....HILARIOUS
bcrowe43: I mean, I could see finding a random NORMAL baby picture in your driveway...
LoveableLarvae: but THAT baby
bcrowe43: It is surely a sign from the lord
LoveableLarvae: OR LUCIFER
bcrowe43: Woods and I now think it's the second coming of Christ
bcrowe43: Now all we have to do is find that child...
bcrowe43: Although we do not know where it is or what it looks like now...or even its gender
bcrowe43: So basically it could be anyone in the US between the ages of 0 and 27
LoveableLarvae: Y JUST 27?
LoveableLarvae: we know its not black, indian, or israeli
LoveableLarvae: he/she/it MAY be chinese
bcrowe43: Yes...and I say 27 because if it's any older than that the picture quality wouldn't be as good
bcrowe43: Ok, it's a caucasian person between the ages of 0 and 27 that had blonde hair at infancy
bcrowe43: ...although I'm pretty sure everyone had blonde hair at infancy
Mac Berry03: i'm the one w/o pants on
bcrowe43: Well I mean it was an experience to be covered completely in mud...
eViLhOmEr 32: i dunno who the hell that baby is, but he's definitely missing a chromosome or two...
Thepolse: haha oh, I hope the baby isn't mine!!! =-O
Thepolse: yeah...one day i was really drunk and had unprotected cyber sex!
Thepolse: I knew it would come back to haunt me!
WoOdS1234567: larvae = queen of sanity and whatnot
WoOdS1234567: hehe. omg......OUR BUSINESS
WoOdS1234567: we will be the most successful business ever
WoOdS1234567: we'll destroy SO MANY lives
WoOdS1234567: meredith........are you over stimulated?
WoOdS1234567: i literally just lol'ed
Thepolse: haha yeah...right...if i used one word to describe you...yeah...it would be shy....definately.....:-P
Thepolse: you and pokey can go to hell
Thepolse: kirk is giving pokey the business
CorduroyKing: some woman once claimed she got pregnant from cybering
CorduroyKing: I believe they took her out back and shot her for being so stupid
CorduroyKing: tell that to the people who call me Rhino penis
WoOdS1234567: i am in like flint
WoOdS1234567: hehe. HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU HAVING CYBER SEX WITH ANYWAYS?!
bcrowe43: I ©'ed it before you could
bcrowe43: So I AM TEH WIN
WoOdS1234567: THIS BETTER NOT BE A SPEED URINATION
WoOdS1234567: omg, but what about the honda fag?
WoOdS1234567: hehe, i dont like him either.......curse you josh vanderbeek
WoOdS1234567: OMG, WANNA CYBER?
WoOdS1234567: 42/m/cardboard box
WoOdS1234567: omg, PUT NAIR ALL OVER YOUR CAT
WoOdS1234567: it will be cool i swear
WoOdS1234567: it will become the ultimate cat
WoOdS1234567: it'll be like a regular cat..........but, get this, WITHOUT HAIR
WoOdS1234567: yargh..........i have violated my rate limit.............................................................here's my reason why valentines day sucks. : i = loser...........i think that pretty much explains my entire concept
LoveableLarvae: TEE HEE WEEP BITCH WEEP
WoOdS1234567: :0000000..............yes master :-\
WoOdS1234567: i cannot resist your dominatrix charm
AgentSmurf2002: :-Pu silly billy beaver puff
WoOdS1234567: i literally had an enthusigasm when i seen that pic
WoOdS1234567: pokey + larvae = two greatest things in world
WoOdS1234567: together they are unbeatable
WoOdS1234567: im gonna go listen to some manson now and worship the dark master satan
WoOdS1234567: SWEET SPREADABLE CHRIST ON A CRACKER
WoOdS1234567: i am a man of power on the internet
CMFeister: hahaha, well, i cant seem to type right and my spelling i s a lil off
LoveableLarvae: LOL im always like that tho
CMFeister: haha, itd be coool to always feel drunk then...
WoOdS1234567: we can only pray that we see goatse before we die
WoOdS1234567: he is the tunnel and light
WoOdS1234567: yargh is the official pirate word of the century
WoOdS1234567: omg omg omg.........THE ms. merediths hitchcocks mother touched my yearbook?
WoOdS1234567: :0
WoOdS1234567: IT IS VALUABLE BEYOND BELIEF
WoOdS1234567: :000000000. I AM GOING TO SELL IT ON EBAY
WoOdS1234567: i will make millions
WoOdS1234567: omg and i think the opposum was here the other night
WoOdS1234567: hooray for maximum hair....and fun
WoOdS1234567: valentines day blows because im a loser and couldnt get a date if jesus christ himself came down and hit me with some homosexual frenzy of sorts
WoOdS1234567: meaning that if jesus was gay and came down, he would tell me to get the hell away from him
WoOdS1234567: not that im gay..............sweet christ, that was the most confusing answer i have ever given in my life
WoOdS1234567: my answer in short is............... i = loser
WoOdS1234567: and that is how the west was won
WoOdS1234567: hehe yes. if you have a mullet, your name is automatically tino
WoOdS1234567: :-((((((((( sigh........i have not gotten my daily allowence of larvae in a while
WoOdS1234567: my angst level is down 65%
WoOdS1234567: that means im just some angry kid who complains a lot.........not yet a full fledged goth
WoOdS1234567: hey. i fucked your mom and walked away with the stanley cup
Spacepimp4eva: ohh hoo good advise i'll have to remember that
Spacepimp4eva: ur like as wise as yoda
Spacepimp4eva: pocorn is good
LoveableLarvae: OMG I JUST MADE POPCORN
LoveableLarvae: omg that sooo weird you said that
Spacepimp4eva: its not weird i don't wanna exaggerate the importance of this but it means
Spacepimp4eva: WE WERE MEANT FOR EACHOTHER AND R THERFORE PSYCHICALLY LINKED
LoveableLarvae: WHOAAAAAAA
LoveableLarvae: or...your just hiding in my bushes again
LoveableLarvae: GET OUTTA MAH HOUSE
Spacepimp4eva: uhh wha?
LoveableLarvae: i dunno im tired
LoveableLarvae: taht is weird hto
Spacepimp4eva: not weird we're meant for eachother
LoveableLarvae: LOL MAYBE WE AREEEE
Spacepimp4eva: probably not
Spacepimp4eva: i mean im way too romantic u'd hate me its just not meant to be
LoveableLarvae: yeahhh prolly
LoveableLarvae: bc i am not romantic
Spacepimp4eva: i'd buy u flowers too often and tell u how great u were all the time
Spacepimp4eva: i'd take u on the hill to look at the view and whisper poetry in ir ear
LoveableLarvae: LOL and id hit you in the face
LoveableLarvae: and pour acid on you
Spacepimp4eva: now that is sad
Spacepimp4eva: and u have to know i was joking
Spacepimp4eva: or was i (raises one eyebrow)
WoOdS1234567: its hotter than satans crotch in my house
LoveableLarvae: HAVE YOU BEEN IN SATANS CROTHC?
WoOdS1234567: yes, yes it is....and believe me, I HAVE BEEN THERE
WoOdS1234567: MANY TIMES
WoOdS1234567: well......my face has at least
WoOdS1234567: the implications are endless
WoOdS1234567: or.......just implying that i have had my face in his crotch
WoOdS1234567: i fear that day is coming for me and it saddens me.............when i must advertise myself on the internet as a last resort.
WoOdS1234567: yeah.........i think im gonna listen to some slipknot and be angsty
WoOdS1234567: IM SO GOING TO KILL MYSELF
WoOdS1234567: CAUSE THATS WHAT I NEED TO DO, NOBODY LIKES ME, MY PARENTS HATE ME, AND I NEED TO JUST KILL MYSELF
WoOdS1234567: is that angsty enough?
WoOdS1234567: hooray. i have influenced the new larvae poll =D
CorduroyKing: love for larvae, expect that one
Mac Berry03: what would i want ur sister for????
LoveableLarvae: lol i do not know nor do i want to know
Mac Berry03: speed bump
WoOdS1234567: oh my....i cannot see your sister in like.....a princess outfit
WoOdS1234567: wait.......nevermind, yes i can............omg hot
WoOdS1234567: wow....meredith, why do you set your standards so low?
WoOdS1234567: i.....i dont really have much of a comment here.....besides the fact that you could supply valvoline with enough oil from his face to outlast the middle east oil reserves
CorduroyKing: love for larvae, expect that one
WoOdS1234567: pony boy and soda pop are gonna come over.....afterwards were gonna go hunt for some socia
LoveableLarvae: LOL get the one with the big square ring.......even tho hes dead
WoOdS1234567: we'll dig up his body.....have our way with it, and then chop it up
WoOdS1234567: and then i will say "take that you filthy socia"
WoOdS1234567: its the ultimate revenge
WoOdS1234567: oh yeah, then we'll burn his car
WoOdS1234567: omg, YOUR UP SO LATE CAUSE YOUR BUYING CRACK IN TORONTO ARENT YOU?
WoOdS1234567: GUESS WHAT MY WORLD CIV PROF SAID TODAY
WoOdS1234567: he said, and i QUOTE, "i am the internet king"
WoOdS1234567: i was like
WoOdS1234567: "LIES!"
WoOdS1234567: i started laughing when he said it.........everybody probably thinks i'm crazy in there.........but a couple other people laughed too
LoveableLarvae: OMG NOOOOO
WoOdS1234567: how dare he claim to be king of the internet
LoveableLarvae: YOU = ULTIMATE INTERNET KING
WoOdS1234567: HOW DARE HE?!
WoOdS1234567: I KNOW
WoOdS1234567: THERE WAS NO EMOTICON TO EXPRESS HOW I FELT!
WoOdS1234567: not even :0
LoveableLarvae: HE SHALL BE CASTRATED FOR COMMITTING SUCH A HEINOUS ACT AGAINST THE REAL KING OF THE INTERNET
WoOdS1234567: ITS LIKE BIZARRO MEREDITH
WoOdS1234567: I DID IT ON PENGUINS
WoOdS1234567: JEEEEEZ, coach christ aint gonna be none to happy with that
LoveableLarvae: LOL nooo im terrified of this woman
WoOdS1234567: :0
WoOdS1234567: but.......unce.......my whole world has just come crashing down
WoOdS1234567: your my hero, your not allowed to be scared of anybody :-(
WoOdS1234567: your still my hero
WoOdS1234567: you wanna talk evil?
WoOdS1234567: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT EVIL IS
WoOdS1234567: hey meredith............i fucked your mom and walked away with the stanley cup
WoOdS1234567: that is, with no doubt, the most ....................unnceassary lyrics ever
WoOdS1234567: i mean, it has nothing to do with anything
WoOdS1234567: apparently hockey ratings are down and they're just renting the stanley cup out to other things
WoOdS1234567: like having sex with peoples mothers
WoOdS1234567: i was like :-
WoOdS1234567: :0*
WoOdS1234567: that wasnt a kissy face
WoOdS1234567: OR WAS IT???
WoOdS1234567: i swear, if we can break those two up, then you laugh in this kids face, our business will thrive
WoOdS1234567: barcus will be emotionally devastated for life
WoOdS1234567: she'll be one of those women who live by herself and have like 456485376987 cats
WoOdS1234567: its done, you've done it
WoOdS1234567:: barcus is going to go crazy
WoOdS1234567: meredith = best ever
WoOdS1234567: evar*
WoOdS1234567: TELL HIM YOU WANT HIM NOW
WoOdS1234567: he will surely give in, nobody can resist your charms
WoOdS1234567: sweet christ, a kid with downs syndrome and a cat for a keyboard could type better that this kid
WoOdS1234567:PyroManaic26: who did she what i look like
WoOdS1234567:that sentence literally made so LITTLE sense that it made baby jesus cry
Spacepimp4eva: entertain me please (balls like a little girl who got sat on by an elephant)
bcrowe43: YOU SPAWN OF SATAN!
bcrowe43: Thanks for ruining everything and making my day miserable. I hope you burn in hell
bcrowe43: You're getting blocked
bcrowe43: You're fired
WoOdS1234567: i literally just spit pop out of my mouth when you said that
WoOdS1234567: hehe, you are truly one in a million. especially with your power to envoke anger with crowe
WoOdS1234567: this is classic, you = ultimate
WoOdS1234567: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, i hope you dont burn in hell ;_;
WoOdS1234567:you wont, jesus likes us
WoOdS1234567: especially you
WoOdS1234567: i shaved tonight too....BUT IT WAS MY FACE
WoOdS1234567: or was it???
WoOdS1234567::0.......but........are you implying i get the prince albert?
WoOdS1234567: the prince albert.........would hurt so freaking much
WoOdS1234567: WHY DONT YOU GET PIERCED DOWN THERE?
WoOdS1234567: i'm sure they pierce that somewhere around here
WoOdS1234567: probably a back alley in toronto
WoOdS1234567: omg.....you are my hero
WoOdS1234567: i remember wayyyyyyyyy back in like....7th grade
WoOdS1234567: when i first got this magical tool called the internet
WoOdS1234567: i was searching for something and i got this one result, i will never forget what it said
WoOdS1234567: "pirate bobs topless girls"
WoOdS1234567: being at a young and impressionable age, i was of course like :00000
WoOdS1234567: yeahhhhhhhh. those crazy pirates
LoveableLarvae: arghh
WoOdS1234567: always being with topless women and stuff
WoOdS1234567: i will never forget jesus and all his drunken advice on how to fix computer problems he gave to me over the phone
WoOdS1234567: i see another larvae vs. crowe battle
WoOdS1234567: just do what you always do
WoOdS1234567: block him, then he'll apologize
WoOdS1234567: WHY THE ANGST?
WoOdS1234567: that is keyboard abuse, I AM REPORTING YOU TO THE WEB POLICE
WoOdS1234567: i see a lot of these hip kids nowadays have bandannas hanging from the rear view mirrors in their cars.......is this the cool thing to do in this day and age, ms. hitchcock?
LoveableLarvae: LOL i have no clue
LoveableLarvae: you know im too hip to pay attn to less hip ppl
WoOdS1234567: thats true...you are the coolest person i know
WoOdS1234567: heh. yeahhhhhhhhh. WHY DONT YOU LISTEN TO RAP, MS 2 K00L?
LoveableLarvae: bc its 2 kool for me
WoOdS1234567: yeah. i'm not even supposed to be thinking about rap...or the cool police come and beat me
LoveableLarvae: its terrible i think that no one ACTUALLY likes it...MAYBE its like a drug that they sell in candy form, and no one knows and then little kids buyit
LoveableLarvae: an di have no clue where i was going wtih that....
WoOdS1234567: hehe, its ok. the little kids buy it anddddddd.......get ADDICTED
WoOdS1234567: but only 1 out of 10 gets addicted
WoOdS1234567: because 1 out of 10 can stand the taste
WoOdS1234567: but its ok. you are allowed to go off and not make any sense, because you are ill.......i on the other hand have no excuse
WoOdS1234567: just call me the strongest man ALIVE
WoOdS1234567: you have to sabatoge her room in some way now........like.....go outside, catch an actual river rat...and put it in her room
WoOdS1234567: a good time will be had by all
LoveableLarvae: i wanna hang upside down by my tail
WoOdS1234567: but....you dont have a tail
WoOdS1234567: OR DO YOU?
WoOdS1234567: OMG, you will roast the cat and dogs
WoOdS1234567: yeah, constantly scratching your crotch would probably give the wrong idea to people
WoOdS1234567: if your not a porn star...then i dont think you should
WoOdS1234567: is the cat around? if so i advise you throw it across the room
LoveableLarvae: no she hides from me now
WoOdS1234567: she has wised up i see.......the secret is to feed it and grab it then
WoOdS1234567: you have to be stealth
WoOdS1234567: never doubt the chrismos.....i mean, everybody else is already going to hell, why make it worse?
LoveableLarvae: UP YOUR ZIGGY WITH A WA WA BRUSH
WoOdS1234567: WHAT
WoOdS1234567: ZIGGY?!
WoOdS1234567: but....if a ziggy is what i think it is that sounds bad....or erotic
WoOdS1234567: either or
WoOdS1234567: wait a minute.......YOUR OVER STIMULATED AREN'T YOU?
WoOdS1234567: thats the oddest lol i've ever seen
WoOdS1234567: omg, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you said pusssssyyyyyyyyyyyyy awwwwwwwwwwwww, im tellingggggggggg
LoveableLarvae: AAIOREIOniq%$ JEW YUISJREHT31\\]
LoveableLarvae: OMG
LoveableLarvae: JEW
WoOdS1234567: JEW
WoOdS1234567: JEW?!
LoveableLarvae: CAME OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT
WoOdS1234567: ;_;
LoveableLarvae: I JUST SLLAMMED MY HANDS ON THE KEYBOARD AND THAT CAME
LoveableLarvae: OUT
LoveableLarvae: MAYBE
LoveableLarvae: IM THE MEATATRON
LoveableLarvae: voice of the almighty and one true god
WoOdS1234567: today. little girls were collecting for adena softball.....and i gave them a couple bucks AND IT WAS MONEY WITH THE GOATSE ADRRESS ON IT
LoveableLarvae: You know what? You're worse than Sugar! You know what that means? YOU'RE HATRED
WoOdS1234567: SO WHEN THEY GET HOME, THE SMALL CHILDREN WILL GO THERE
WoOdS1234567: THATS IT. I'M CALLING MRS. HC AND TELLING HER NEVER TO GIVE YOU SUGAR OR HEROIN OR CRACK EVER AGAIN
WoOdS1234567: BUT GING WILL HUNT ME DOWN
WoOdS1234567: SHE ALREADY KNOWS YOUR NUMBER
LoveableLarvae: yes she doesn
LoveableLarvae: butttt
LoveableLarvae: my voice mail msg will SCARE HER OFF
WoOdS1234567: hmmmmmmmm that is true. but what if you accidentaly answer one day
WoOdS1234567: WHAT THEN
LoveableLarvae: TEHN I WILL ROLL MY 47-SIDED DIE AND MY ELECTRISICITY BEAM WITLL EXPLODFE THROWHT THE FONE AND ANNIHIALTE HER!
WoOdS1234567: NEVER MAKE A DUNGEON AND DRAGON REFERNECE AGAIN :0
WoOdS1234567: you will all be asleep, and i will be as quiet as a ninja
WoOdS1234567: once, a ninja broke into my house. burnt it down, stole all our valuables and then proceeded to tea bag me for some reason......all without us knowing
WoOdS1234567: i need to shave.........im all grizzly
WoOdS1234567: well as grizzly as a japanese schoolgirl can get
WoOdS1234567: you ever just stop shaving your legs?.................you do shave your legs dont you?
LoveableLarvae: i had a pet pigeon one time, it pecked me in the face and stole my cracker
WoOdS1234567: your cracker?
WoOdS1234567: but you are a cracker
LoveableLarvae: UR GAY
WoOdS1234567: VOTRE MAMAN EST CHAUDE
WoOdS1234567: YEAH
LoveableLarvae: nooos
WoOdS1234567: TRANSLATE THAT ONE
LoveableLarvae: my mom is not hot
WoOdS1234567: tell them a kid from buckeye local said way to play football
WoOdS1234567: DONT YOU EVER SAY YOU WILL BE A HICK EVER AGAIN
WoOdS1234567: i swear to christ that i will blow your car up if you become some sort of hick
WoOdS1234567: or tractor
WoOdS1234567: or whatever your driving at the time
WoOdS1234567: or else im just coming to your place and taking the dogs/cat
WoOdS1234567: anddddddddddd maybe your mom will go for a ride with me
WoOdS1234567: i'm just keeping it real up in this hood. whos grad party you have on this fine day?
KelseyBecky114: jaMIE LASAVAGE
WoOdS1234567: wow, just the fact that you capitalized some of her name makes her important.....and
not to mention she has "savage" in her last name
WoOdS1234567: why must they torture my dark and angry teenage soul?
WoOdS1234567: hey, why dont you go knit a sweater
LoveableLarvae: you havent taught me how to yet
LoveableLarvae: ZINGGG
WoOdS1234567: touche'.............you win this round.......
LoveableLarvae: I WIN EVERY ROUND.
WoOdS1234567: why must you turn this IM window into a house of lies?
LoveableLarvae: LIES?
LoveableLarvae: I SEE NO LIES
LoveableLarvae: I JUST SE DENIAK
WoOdS1234567: LIES
LoveableLarvae: DENIAL MAN, DENIAL!
WoOdS1234567: HEy
WoOdS1234567: DONT YOU GET ALL BIG FONT ON ME
WoOdS1234567: I'LL CUT YOU CRACKER
LoveableLarvae: I'll cut your pee pe
WoOdS1234567: gah
WoOdS1234567: that was uncalled for meredith
WoOdS1234567: be ASHAMED of yourself
LoveableLarvae: :-[
LoveableLarvae: :-[
WoOdS1234567: NEVER USE AN EMOTICON EVER AGAIN
LoveableLarvae: :-[:-[:-[
WoOdS1234567: thats it. im burning your house down while your all sleeping tonight
OdS1234567: you've broguht this on yourself
LoveableLarvae: but then you cant rape my sister.
WoOdS1234567: CANT I???
WoOdS1234567: necrophilia isnt just a myth
LoveableLarvae: LOLOLL
WoOdS1234567: in fact
WoOdS1234567: rapings for all your family
WoOdS1234567: even your dad
LoveableLarvae: OH MAN
LoveableLarvae: your sickkk man
WoOdS1234567: the dead cant say no
WoOdS1234567: your saying "man" a lot lately
WoOdS1234567: ...........
LoveableLarvae: ...i know i have been
LoveableLarvae: im turning JAMAICAN
LoveableLarvae: jamaican me crazy!
WoOdS1234567: hang your head in shame
WoOdS1234567: NOW
WoOdS1234567: hopefully it will rain today
WoOdS1234567: I LIKE THE DARK AND RAINY DAYS
WoOdS1234567: i bought i beard and mustache trimmer yesterday
WoOdS1234567: at kmart
LoveableLarvae: OMG
LoveableLarvae: your turning into al borlan
WoOdS1234567: HEY
WoOdS1234567: SHUT UP
WoOdS1234567: HES A COOL GUY
WoOdS1234567: i used it too, it works quite well...........i almost had an orgasm, THATS how well it worked
WoOdS1234567: werd up dawg. what be up in da hood
LoveableLarvae: i just dnlded garth brooks.....im officially a hick
WoOdS1234567: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! may i ask why?!
LoveableLarvae: :0(
LoveableLarvae: i like it
WoOdS1234567: its ok its ok, it doesnt mean your a hick
LoveableLarvae: ...and im listening to it
WoOdS1234567: damn redneck
LoveableLarvae: and singing a long
WoOdS1234567: is that the only country song you have?
LoveableLarvae: ....i have at least 4 on this comp
LoveableLarvae: .....
LoveableLarvae: i
LoveableLarvae: AM
LoveableLarvae: a hick
WoOdS1234567: :0000000000
WoOdS1234567: its ok, just make sure you rotate
WoOdS1234567: and you should be ok
WoOdS1234567: dont listen to country for too long
WoOdS1234567: for some reason i can see your sister hacking away at a animal
WoOdS1234567: now im listening to acdc.........if i only had a mullet
WoOdS1234567: i would be set for life
WoOdS1234567: so have you done anything today? slop the hogs? plow the field?
WoOdS1234567: plant some corn
WoOdS1234567: i assume they are some form of dog food by now
WoOdS1234567: or something
WoOdS1234567: or used in making a coat or rug or something
LoveableLarvae: EWWWWW
LoveableLarvae: LOL
LoveableLarvae: NO ONE MAKES COW RUGS OR COATS SILLY GOOSE
WoOdS1234567: HEY
WoOdS1234567: dont make me find one on ebay
WoOdS1234567: DONT MAKE ME DO IT
LoveableLarvae: lol
LoveableLarvae: DO IT
LoveableLarvae: I DARE YOU
WoOdS1234567: silly goose?! who are you, big gay al?
LoveableLarvae: LOL
LoveableLarvae: that was like
LoveableLarvae: way delayed
LoveableLarvae: your losing your comeback touch
WoOdS1234567: i had to enforce my power as king of the internet first
WoOdS1234567: by saying i could find it
LoveableLarvae: u cannot
WoOdS1234567: IT HAS PRIORITY HERE
WoOdS1234567: i could go the easy route and just find a leather coat.......BUT I WILL FIND A COW SKIN COAT
LoveableLarvae: LOL
LoveableLarvae: YOU WILL NOT
LoveableLarvae: YOU WILL FAIL
WoOdS1234567: ARE YOU DOUBTING MY AUTHORITY AND POWER AS KING OF THE INTERNET?!
LoveableLarvae: I AM
WoOdS1234567: ;_; but............you are the only person who hailed me as the king
WoOdS1234567: my kingdom
WoOdS1234567: is crumbling
LoveableLarvae: IS GONE
WoOdS1234567: ;_;
LoveableLarvae: MUTINY
LoveableLarvae: MUTINY
WoOdS1234567: GAH
WoOdS1234567: I WQILL CRUSH YOU REBEL SCUM
LoveableLarvae: TYRANT
WoOdS1234567: THATS IT
WoOdS1234567: NO FOOD FOR THE PEASANTS FOR A WEEK
WoOdS1234567: YOU'VE BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELVES
LoveableLarvae: ....../WEEPS
WoOdS1234567: well, i 'll let you live
WoOdS1234567: but the others
WoOdS1234567: are dead
LoveableLarvae: WE SHALL NOT BE WHIPPED AND BEATEN
LoveableLarvae: ......
WoOdS1234567: OMG
LoveableLarvae: ONLY THOSE WHO LIKE IT
WoOdS1234567: I WAS OFFERING YOU A CHANCE TO LIVE
WoOdS1234567: AND YOU DARE DEFY MY BONDAGE BEATINGS?!
LoveableLarvae: I OFFERED YOU A CHANCE TO EAT MY DOG BUT YOU REFUSED THAT
WoOdS1234567: I DONT RECALL THIS DOG EATING OFFER
WoOdS1234567: I WOULD HAVE NEVER REFUSED
WoOdS1234567: HOW DARE YOU MAKE A MOCHERY OF THIS ADMINISTRATION
WoOdS1234567: your silence says it all......YOUR LISTENING TO COUNTRY AGAIN ARENT YOU
LoveableLarvae: IM LISTENING TO MY NEW LEADER
LoveableLarvae: GEORGE W. BUSH
LoveableLarvae: HE IS DIVINE
LoveableLarvae: MAN AND GOD
LoveableLarvae: YOU WILL NEVER LIVE UP TO HIM
WoOdS1234567: WHAT, HOW DARE YOU
WoOdS1234567: HOW DARE YOU
LoveableLarvae: YOU WISH YOU WERE GEORGE BUSH
WoOdS1234567: NEVER
LoveableLarvae: YES
LoveableLarvae: YOU DO
WoOdS1234567: i am discovered
WoOdS1234567: you know my secret
LoveableLarvae: MUTINY IS MINE
WoOdS1234567: at night........i.............i like to look at his picture
WoOdS1234567: and touch it
LoveableLarvae: YOUR KINGDOM HAS BEEN CONQUERED
WoOdS1234567: and sing there goes my hero
WoOdS1234567: sigh................i sadly give my crown to you
LoveableLarvae: YESSSSSSSSS
LoveableLarvae: I WIN
LoveableLarvae: I IWN
LoveableLarvae: WIN NWINWINWINGIN D G EIXGHVIO3QJ4
WoOdS1234567: ;_;
WoOdS1234567: my only way out
WoOdS1234567: is suicide
LoveableLarvae: dfinitely
WoOdS1234567: i accept my my fate
LoveableLarvae: get that whole teen angst thing working for you
WoOdS1234567: IM GOING TO DO IT
WoOdS1234567 direct connection is closed.
LoveableLarvae: :0(((((
LoveableLarvae: ....cry
LoveableLarvae: you closed it
Auto response from WoOdS1234567: KILLING MYSELF...................YOU KNOW WHY ;_;
LoveableLarvae: oh ok
LoveableLarvae: then its ok
WoOdS1234567: i hate tv
WoOdS1234567: there was just a tampon commerical on
WoOdS1234567: i didnt need to see that and know all the details
LoveableLarvae: LOLOLOOL
WoOdS1234567: well..i guess it was kinda hot..............in that weird kinda way
WoOdS1234567: i get that feeling when i watch depends commercials too
WoOdS1234567: im not sure why
WoOdS1234567: something about old people in diapers.............well, you know what i mean
WoOdS1234567: are you watching mtv?
LoveableLarvae: nope
LoveableLarvae: y
WoOdS1234567: nevermind, pink had a huge THO
WoOdS1234567: if she wasnt so manish
WoOdS1234567: it would have been hawt
LoveableLarvae: omg i know
LoveableLarvae: LOL i seent hat punk'd
LoveableLarvae: like i htink she just puts little tictacs or something in there to make it look like that tho
WoOdS1234567: heh.....i.....thats a pretty elaborate plan when all it would take is like.ice
WoOdS1234567: OMG
WoOdS1234567: last night
WoOdS1234567: when i got off i went downstairs
WoOdS1234567: turned on the deck spot lights and the oppossum was out there
LoveableLarvae: OMG
LoveableLarvae: VINCENT?
WoOdS1234567: ACTUALLY
WoOdS1234567: i think it may have been his offspring
WoOdS1234567: cause it was smaller than he
LoveableLarvae: but...there has to be a gilr to make babies...
LoveableLarvae: DOES VINCENT HAVE A WIFE?
LoveableLarvae: or a mistress?
LoveableLarvae: or are opossums asexualk?/
LoveableLarvae: ...LIKE SMURFS
WoOdS1234567: possibly a mistress, i dont see him being tied down
LoveableLarvae: HES A FREe spirits
WoOdS1234567: i think it was eating something, possibly grass or....something
LoveableLarvae: I JUST GOT MY FIRST PAYCHECK
Dr Dave Leister: congrats!
Dr Dave Leister: your on your way to hell!
Dr Dave Leister: harvey larvey
Dr Dave Leister: uhoh...somebody had premarital sex
Dr Dave Leister: damn it harvey larvey
LoveableLarvae: LARVAE-1
LoveableLarvae: LEISTER - 0
Dr Dave Leister: hahaha
Dr Dave Leister: i think you mean hitchcock
Dr Dave Leister: JEEBUS KILLED HIM!!
LoveableLarvae: noo jeebus is givin him anal
LoveableLarvae: my cars name is melvin chardonnay
Dr Dave Leister: my cars name is the pharmaceutical wand
Dr Dave Leister: im gonna kill you larvae!
Dr Dave Leister: well this is just short of gay
LoveableLarvae: so are you...and by short of gay i mean ....SMALL PENIS
Dr Dave Leister: thanks
Dr Dave Leister: id like to know how you have come to this information
Dr Dave Leister: wanna share?
Dr Dave Leister: miss LARVIE
Dr Dave Leister: hmmm?
LoveableLarvae: ITTS LARVAEEEEE BUSTER
Dr Dave Leister: "i swear the craps i got from that mesican chick ate my penis away"...
Dr Dave Leister: i wasnt born like that
Dr Dave Leister: im gonna like
Dr Dave Leister: go take typing classes
Dr Dave Leister: cause im a dity mesican with craps
Gouldy50: do u think we'll have a game
LoveableLarvae: I HOPE NO THAVE YOU CALLED THE firles ydshe
LoveableLarvae: hfda hi4wusbcvds
LoveableLarvae: have you called the firled
LoveableLarvae: asfjkdngfkleas
LoveableLarvae: fields
LoveableLarvae: yet
Gouldy50: yeah but there was a message about canoeing on there
Gouldy50: i mean if thats not west virginian i dont know what is
LoveableLarvae: OMFG
LoveableLarvae: YOU PUT A MALLRATS QUOTE IN YOUR AWAY MSG
LoveableLarvae: NOWWWW YOU ARE OFFICIALLY COOL
LoveableLarvae: well as cool as i can officiate you as
KabukiJoe2: the beatles should be rape worthy
KabukiJoe2: JESUS
KabukiJoe2: LISTEN FOR ONCE!
LoveableLarvae: jesus always listnes
KabukiJoe2: wtf
KabukiJoe2: tv makes u dum
LoveableLarvae: ur face makes you dumb
LoveableLarvae: ZINGGGGGGGGGGG
KabukiJoe2: *leather jacket magicaly appearing on me*
KabukiJoe2: *chopper also appearing*
KabukiJoe2: *swings by to pick up grl wit da cheezy gin*
KabukiJoe2: *meets her parents with sunglasses and toothpick in mouth. gives them the lowdown and rides into sunset with grl*
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The following are Rich’s friend Scott on Rich’s screenname
MeReDiThLeE114: thats me good points mcgee
KabukiJoe2: LOL I LIKE YOU
KabukiJoe2: YOU ARE AS RIDICULOUS AS I AM
MeReDiThLeE114: omg like seriously will you be my online boyfriend?1?!?!?!?!/4!2/3!/@/2nhfsihoa
KabukiJoe2: OMG YES!?!!!111111111
MeReDiThLeE114: OMG NBKIAFHSOA \NOW WE MUST ENGAGE IN CYBER SEX
KabukiJoe2: WTF
KabukiJoe2: OMG!!!111111
MeReDiThLeE114: ......./SEXXXXXXXX
MeReDiThLeE114: THERE WE HAEV CONUSMATED OUR RELAITONSGIP
KabukiJoe2: KIXXASS
KabukiJoe2: YOU = COOL
MeReDiThLeE114: YOU = YOUR GRANDPA
KabukiJoe2: I ACTUALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD
KabukiJoe2: NOT JUST YOUR STANDARD LOL
KabukiJoe2: BUT A FOR REAL "LOL"
MeReDiThLeE114: HEY NOW WHOS TO SAY THAT MY STANDARD LOL ISNT ACTUALY LAUGHING OUT LOUD
THEN YOU WOULD HAVE DONE MYYYY STANDARD LOL.
KabukiJoe2: EVERYONE ABUSES LOL
KabukiJoe2: NO ONE REALLY ''LOL''
MeReDiThLeE114: I ABUSE IT BUT I ACTUALLY LAUGHT WHEN I USE IT. I SOOOOO "LOL"
KabukiJoe2: BUT WHEN YOU DO REALLY ''LOL'' ITS SOMETHING SPECIAL
MeReDiThLeE114: but its always special for me thennnnn...LIKE A VIRGINNN
KabukiJoe2: lol i dont know you
KabukiJoe2: but youre fun to talk to
MeReDiThLeE114: THATS WHAT THEY ALL SAYT.
MeReDiThLeE114: then they take your 401k and run off with all your money whilst spending it on booze broads and bling bling.....then they waste the rest
KabukiJoe2: my sn is wing1205
KabukiJoe2: addme to your budd listt
MeReDiThLeE114: i already have you dumbby
MeReDiThLeE114: i had you last night...and the night before...and the ngiht before that
KabukiJoe2: i am spanish speaking scott
KabukiJoe2: not french speaking fred
MeReDiThLeE114: i am....english speaking...erica..../yeahq
KabukiJoe2: LOL
MeReDiThLeE114: stop trying to get in my pants.
KabukiJoe2: im not ma'am,
MeReDiThLeE114: i seeeeee those looks your giving me.
KabukiJoe2: oh shit im sorry
KabukiJoe2: i ddint mean for you to see that
MeReDiThLeE114: its ok
you got my dog excited she thought the looks were directed toher.
KabukiJoe2: apoligies
KabukiJoe2: imean them to you
MeReDiThLeE114: apologies accepted
MeReDiThLeE114: are you saying my dogs not hot enough for you
MeReDiThLeE114: you prick. after all shes done for you
KabukiJoe2: pleaSE LIKE ME
MeReDiThLeE114: who, my dog. no shes done with you. and i dont take her sloppy seconds. so get out of town mister.
KabukiJoe2: I SOWWY
MeReDiThLeE114: ok ok ok enough enough. i forgive you...next time there will be a prenuptual agreement however.
KabukiJoe2: I AM POOR
KabukiJoe2: SO U WILL GET NOTHING
MeReDiThLeE114: i already talked to the lawyers they said after what ive done ill get nothing anyways. so its all gravyyyy.
KabukiJoe2: LOL WHY are you so cool
KabukiJoe2: seriously
KabukiJoe2: i mean no girls are ever this ridiculoud
MeReDiThLeE114: ehh i just cant help it. in the extremely misquoted words of william shakespeare "some are born cool, some acheive coolness, and some have coolness thrust upon them."
KabukiJoe2: well i hope to someday make sweet sweet lovce you to you
MeReDiThLeE114: that my dear is a goal many have made and none have acheived.
Rich again, on his screenname
KabukiJoe2: you could totally take aavantage of me
KabukiJoe2: i look like a weirdo in those quotes
KabukiJoe2: j00 = teh \/\/1|\|z
ThatTrackGuy: the thought of such a loveable larvae weeping breaks my heart
ThatTrackGuy: It's all the flubber .. it's taking over your brain
ThatTrackGuy: Remember that really annoying commercial form a couple years ago
LoveableLarvae: which one
ThatTrackGuy: Where the guys were on the phone and thye were like
LoveableLarvae: whasssssup
ThatTrackGuy: WAAAZAAAAAAAAPPPPP
LoveableLarvae: WHASSSSSSSSSUP
ThatTrackGuy: yesss thats it
LoveableLarvae: YES I REMEMBER IT
LoveableLarvae: ive got 3 dogs and a cat.
JaquesStrahp: I AM A MELLOW GUY NO RUSH
LoveableLarvae: mellow SHMELLOW
JaquesStrahp: IS THAT SOME KIND OF ANTI SEMETIC REMARK?
LoveableLarvae: nooooo
LoveableLarvae: i <3 jews
partialblondie04: oooooo PAUL "S CHUDDY!
partialblondie04: lol chuddy fridns? lol
partialblondie04: lmao we sound like we're gonna rape and dismember somebody... lmao
partialblondie04: the next public sevice announment---- "meredith is an equal opportunity employer"
Dr Dave Leister: i have crabs
Dr Dave Leister: well
Dr Dave Leister: theyre more like lobsters
Dr Dave Leister: ...i walk them
WoOdS1234567: ME AND MCHUGH ARE TALKING ABOUT SATAN
WoOdS1234567: and the pagans that worship in the woods behind his home
WoOdS1234567: hey kid emo
WoOdS1234567: there's sweaters to be knitted
WoOdS1234567: just be mean to him..............its not like you see him all the time
WoOdS1234567: say "im busy with your mom"
WoOdS1234567: just tell him to go fuck his drag car in the tail pipe
WoOdS1234567: and he's a fag, you can do better than some street racer ghetto fab kid who thinks he lives in the hood
Dr Dave Leister: well
Dr Dave Leister: make a farm
Dr Dave Leister: for my craps
Dr Dave Leister: *crabs
Dr Dave Leister: and
Dr Dave Leister: well harvest every 3 months
LoveableLarvae: ok sounds good to me, but who would we sell your crabs to./
Dr Dave Leister: nomads
Dr Dave Leister: and jews
Dr Dave Leister: i saw you in travis's profile
Dr Dave Leister: AGAIN
Dr Dave Leister: somebody is doing him
SkivieD: hey just u wait im gonna be a little bigger than small one day
SkivieD: hell's gonna freeze over and im gonna be tall
WoOdS1234567: ohh, jeez
WoOdS1234567: arent you ms fancy
TsarResurrected: How'd you get so smart?
WoOdS1234567: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm taco salad and porn
WoOdS1234567: its a deadly combination
WoOdS1234567: you've mocked me by going offline ;_;
WoOdS1234567: i am weeping
WoOdS1234567: arent you in bed............you have work tomarrow
WoOdS1234567: im telling marion
LoveableLarvae: she KNOWWSSS
LoveableLarvae: so take that
WoOdS1234567: oh i'll take it
WoOdS1234567: ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK
WoOdS1234567: everything hurtsssssssss
LoveableLarvae: WHYYYY
WoOdS1234567: i fear i dont know
WoOdS1234567: death is the only answer
LoveableLarvae: TAKE LIKE 9 IBUPROFEN AND THEN ITLL ALL BEEE BETTER
WoOdS1234567: THATS A LOT OF IBUPROFEN
WoOdS1234567: YOUR TRYING TO KILL ME
WoOdS1234567: :0
nEiLLi05: so who do i hafta kill to get u to notice me?
TsarResurrected: sex is fun...I have recently found that out
WoOdS1234567: get to adena, and live here before I GO INSANE
WoOdS1234567: im gonna start talking to lamps here soon
WoOdS1234567: nobody is here to here my witty comments on random things ;_;
WoOdS1234567: just live here the remainder of the week
WoOdS1234567: tell your mom your...........going on.....a quest
LoveableLarvae: LOL ok
LoveableLarvae: i will do thattttt
WoOdS1234567: your gonna have to be wearing nerd glasses when thats said though
WoOdS1234567: i want some
LoveableLarvae: you want some??
LoveableLarvae: LOL?
WoOdS1234567: well...........glasses
WoOdS1234567: OR IS IT???
WoOdS1234567: i guess you will never know
WoOdS1234567: now this is so witty
WoOdS1234567: my whole life was leading up to that joke
WoOdS1234567: your the best driver i know
LoveableLarvae: i shall teach you like none other
------------------------------------------------------- Auto response from WoOdS1234567: 'm just another little faggot with a problem fuckin' around over someone else's hard-on WoOdS1234567: you enjoy old dogs! WoOdS1234567: heh...........aol is trying to sabotage you WoOdS1234567: i was like :0 a/s/l? WoOdS1234567: meh, trying can only result in failure WoOdS1234567: we got to disect a rat today WoOdS1234567: how was your day of adventure? WoOdS1234567: the only things that are keeping me up right now is talking to you and a constant stream of techno and jimi hendrix WoOdS1234567: he is silent like the ninja LoveableLarvae: bang WoOdS1234567: i just watched freaking pokemon... WoOdS1234567: meh, just block him and call it a day WoOdS1234567: he's in college WoOdS1234567: i need all my senses to work 110% all the time....a ninja could sneak up on my right side WoOdS1234567: BAH WoOdS1234567: :-( to the MAX WoOdS1234567: lol @ feeble dog Thepolse: you must have died
------------------------------------------------------- bcrowe43: /weep
WoOdS1234567: omg
WoOdS1234567: god bless cyberminister doc love
WoOdS1234567: now when all the girls come up and hit on me, i can say that im spoken for
WoOdS1234567: i'd think that two monkeys and a dildo dressed up as a homeless man would be hot
WoOdS1234567: hooray
WoOdS1234567: sigh
LoveableLarvae: youd be the fag with the VW bug
WoOdS1234567: pip pip
LoveableLarvae: you are arabian
LoveableLarvae: LEMME PIUR THEAT SCORALKEDING HAUT TEA ON YOUR LAP
------------------------------------------------------- WoOdS1234567: ew
WoOdS1234567: lol a/s/l?
WoOdS1234567: im not a fan of a lot of meat.....WELL ON PIZZA AT LEAST ;D
LoveableLarvae: bc your s+00p1d
LoveableLarvae: u know it fagz
WoOdS1234567: FREAKING BOOBS EVERYWHERE IN CHEMISTRY
WoOdS1234567: you know, since the moon is red you dont have to worry about vampires. because when it is the "moon of the women" vampires wont come after women because they believe the blood is impure
WoOdS1234567: IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR JUMPING OUT OF A PIT
WoOdS1234567: jesus christ
WoOdS1234567: your mom is awsome
WoOdS1234567: what dog is it
WoOdS1234567: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, my iPod comes in tomarrow
WoOdS1234567: so uhhhhhhhhhh..........what you wearing
WoOdS1234567: i dont even know what time of year it is, i cringe like a vampire at natural light anymore
WoOdS1234567: heh
WoOdS1234567: my font and color = default
WoOdS1234567: and hooray for being quoted in your info
WoOdS1234567: theres a guy in adena
LoveableLarvae: hardy har har
WoOdS1234567: oh you hitchcock girls
------------------------------------------------------- WoOdS1234567: mmmmmmmmmm
LoveableLarvae: bring me a 2 liter bottle of warm vanilla coke NOW;
WoOdS1234567: just message him and say
WoOdS1234567: OK THEN ITS SETTLED
WoOdS1234567: we've gotta get out of here. i have the fear
WoOdS1234567: im scared
WoOdS1234567: yes yes, i know i know...........but im a desperate man
WoOdS1234567: dont forget to get better or the little girl gets it
WoOdS1234567: BIG BOOBED GIRL BROKE UP WITH HER BF LAST NIGHT
WoOdS1234567: we cut 2 trees down today
WoOdS1234567: its freaking roasting
WoOdS1234567: THEN STEP INTO MY OFFICE
WoOdS1234567: freaking lady bugs everywhere
WoOdS1234567: jeez. you really are a ghetto fab girl then
WoOdS1234567: your sister told me she was going running earlier
WoOdS1234567: i have anatomy at 8 in the fecking morning tomarrow
WoOdS1234567: it may blow your mind.........there is this doll at work and i was gonna wait to do it to you in person.........but i dont know if i can remember
WoOdS1234567: <
WoOdS1234567: ok
WoOdS1234567: now show me yours
WoOdS1234567: HAHAHAHJHATF
WoOdS1234567: r5yweg5h5h5e
WoOdS1234567: this is what i do all day at work.....
WoOdS1234567: WHOLE
WoOdS1234567: LIFE
WoOdS1234567: you are the greatest
WoOdS1234567: excellent
WoOdS1234567: will i be permitted to live in a hut in your backyard?
WoOdS1234567: and chop wood for the winter and such
LoveableLarvae: oh course.
LoveableLarvae: heck i think we have a tree back there.
WoOdS1234567: heh..........yuo dont know if you have a tree in your yard?
WoOdS1234567: but i garutnee
WoOdS1234567: if its there i will chop it like a lumberjack
WoOdS1234567: not young ones
WoOdS1234567: damn them and all that they stand for
WoOdS1234567: except for porn
WoOdS1234567: good ol internet porn...
WoOdS1234567: that is why the moral of the story is
WoOdS1234567: never try
WoOdS1234567: at the end i stabbed it in the skull and tore its face off because people wantd to see the brains
WoOdS1234567: adventurous?
WoOdS1234567: he could be STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU
LoveableLarvae: youre dead
WoOdS1234567: thank you my child
WoOdS1234567: but since you have struck me down
WoOdS1234567: i will BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE
LoveableLarvae: like lord voldemort and harry potter/
LoveableLarvae: me being lord voldemort
LoveableLarvae: and you being harry potter
LoveableLarvae: that since i struck you
LoveableLarvae: you took my power
WoOdS1234567: no...........like....obi wan and vader
LoveableLarvae: and made me weak and helpless
WoOdS1234567: StARWARS, MEREDITH
WoOdS1234567: STAR
WoOdS1234567: WARS
LoveableLarvae: noo harry potterrrr
WoOdS1234567: but star wars is betterrrrrrrrrr
WoOdS1234567: im confused and scared
WoOdS1234567: hold me :'( /cry
WoOdS1234567: stupid people tend to try to bring you down to their level
WoOdS1234567: dont mess with that crypt
WoOdS1234567: AT ANY TIME NOW
WoOdS1234567: damn ninjas....always trying to kill me
WoOdS1234567: this guys just standing there naked
WoOdS1234567: i want to punch him in the face
WoOdS1234567: but he looks like he could kick my ass
Thepolse: I'll call 911
Thepolse: sit tight
Thepolse: as if you were going somewhere
Thepolse: you are dead
Thepolse: and cannot move
LoveableLarvae: I AM ALIVEEE
Thepolse: *calling 911*
LoveableLarvae: I HAVE RISEN FROM THE DEAD
Thepolse: holy shit
Thepolse: now I have to call jesus
Thepolse: *calling jesus*
LoveableLarvae: call him!?!?!?1
LoveableLarvae: I AM HIM
LoveableLarvae: phone rings?
Thepolse: oh boy
LoveableLarvae: YES BILLY?
Thepolse: we have a blasphemer!
LoveableLarvae: who?!?!?!?!
LoveableLarvae: i shall damn him to hell
Thepolse: you silly
Thepolse: cuz jesus is sitting on my couch
Thepolse: I meant I was calling him into the room
Thepolse: and now he is here
Thepolse: he is laughing at you
Thepolse: now he seems a little pissed
Thepolse: uh oh...
Thepolse: You won't like jesus when he's angry
Thepolse: aaaaaannnnnnnnddddd
Thepolse: he just left to beat your ass
LoveableLarvae: WELL SINC EHE CAN FLY AND ALL WHY AINT HE HERE YET FAGGGG
Thepolse: wow.....calling jesus's best friend a fag isn't gonna score you any points with him
LoveableLarvae: I DONT NEED TO SCORE POINTS WITH HIM
LoveableLarvae: HE AND I ARE ONE IN THE SAME
Thepolse: maybe cuz his foot is up your ass right now
LoveableLarvae: *looks at ass*
LoveableLarvae: NOPE NO FOOT
Thepolse: you just wanted an excuse to look at your ass
Thepolse: sicko
LoveableLarvae: you know ittttttt
LoveableLarvae: OMG MY GOD BECKY LOOK AT MY ASS
Thepolse: you silly goose
LoveableLarvae: WHYS EVERY ONE SAY THAT
LoveableLarvae: GEESE ARE NOT FUNNY CREATURES
LoveableLarvae: IF YOUWANT A FUNNY CREATURE
LoveableLarvae: LOOK AT THE GOD DAMN DUCK BILLED PLATYPUS
Thepolse: see....a gaggle of geese are not funny, but if you just saw a goose walk up to you in your house and peck at your bum, tell me that is not a silly creature
LoveableLarvae: not half as silly as a platypus
Thepolse: no way...those aren't silly.
LoveableLarvae: theyre freaking hilairous
Thepolse: but not quite silly enough to make the grade
LoveableLarvae: MORE SILLY THEN GEESE MANNN
Thepolse: now i think you are just silly
LoveableLarvae: NOT AS SILLY AS A PLATYPUS
Thepolse: you are a platypus!!!!
LoveableLarvae: you are a....a....
LoveableLarvae: YEAHHHH
LoveableLarvae: TAKE THAT
Thepolse: :-[
LoveableLarvae: :-*
Thepolse: :-P
Thepolse: uh oh.....I just slipped you tongue
LoveableLarvae: har ahr
LoveableLarvae: ;-)
Thepolse: i am too funny
LoveableLarvae: you are too
LoveableLarvae: ...
LoveableLarvae: yeah
LoveableLarvae: my wit has fallen by the wayside
Thepolse: did you have any to start with?
LoveableLarvae: no
LoveableLarvae: BUT
LoveableLarvae: STILL
Thepolse: BONG!
LoveableLarvae: ....../cryyyy
LoveableLarvae: ill bong you mo fo
LoveableLarvae: STOP BEING LIKE WOODS.
bcrowe43: But...but he is my idol
bcrowe43: I want to be like him
LoveableLarvae: I AM HIM.
bcrowe43: :00
bcrowe43: Like, he is the father and you are the son?
bcrowe43: And I'm just like that guy in Texas a few years back that claimed to be Jesus Christ?
WoOdS1234567: YOU ARE ME?
WoOdS1234567: WHEN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN
LoveableLarvae: last night man.
WoOdS1234567: wait............im not a chick
WoOdS1234567: and im not hot
WoOdS1234567: LIES
LoveableLarvae: h00 seyz uR n0t a ch1c>|?
LoveableLarvae: i say you are
LoveableLarvae: so you are.
LoveableLarvae: and so i am you.
WoOdS1234567: well..looking at my crotch..........i mean.......its close
WoOdS1234567: but im more of a guy
WoOdS1234567: i think
WoOdS1234567: oh no.......but.........if you say taht i am
WoOdS1234567: ............HJT$YG
WoOdS1234567: ok ok..........if YOU ARE REALLY ME...........WHAT AM I THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW
LoveableLarvae: you ar ethinking OMG MWEREDITHE IS THER CAOOLSEST PERSON EAVAR AND I WANNA BE HER,,,WAIT I ALREADUY AM
WoOdS1234567: omg
WoOdS1234567: GET OUT OF MY HEAD
LoveableLarvae: HAR AHRARH ARH
WoOdS1234567: well.........this only leaves us one choice
WoOdS1234567: we gotta get hitched
WoOdS1234567: right now
LoveableLarvae: OK
WoOdS1234567: its the only solution that i can forsee
WoOdS1234567: alright, better let the parents know. unless its gonig to be an eloping thing
WoOdS1234567: i want one of those priests that like alter boys too, ok?
LoveableLarvae: OKEI DOKEI I CAN HANDLE THAT
WoOdS1234567: awsomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, am i going to get to sleep with the dogs downstairs at your house or are you moving to the brick city
WoOdS1234567: BRICK
WoOdS1234567: CITY
LoveableLarvae: brick city all the way
LoveableLarvae: i mean you have to keep your job and whatnot
LoveableLarvae: to support little woods1234567 and loveablelarvae
WoOdS1234567: hooray for fun
WoOdS1234567: yeah yeah, i wil lkeep raking in the big bucks
WoOdS1234567: I WILL BE NIE AND SAY YOU DONT HAVE TO WORK IF YOU DONT WANT TO
WoOdS1234567: although you will
LoveableLarvae: because i loveeee work
WoOdS1234567: and we have to send the kids off someplace until they are like 10
WoOdS1234567: because i dont like little kids
WoOdS1234567: wait
WoOdS1234567: better yet, 18
LoveableLarvae: yeah well send em to linsly
WoOdS1234567: we will just unleash them into the wild
LoveableLarvae: or that
WoOdS1234567: ! linsly!
WoOdS1234567: on my wages?!
LoveableLarvae: hey im rich.
WoOdS1234567: yeah...........that is true
WoOdS1234567: you are pretty rich
WoOdS1234567: you will be the sugar momma
WoOdS1234567: i get a free ridee
LoveableLarvae: i jsut got a 400 buck paycheclkk
WoOdS1234567: TNQ#$
WoOdS1234567: jesus christo
WoOdS1234567: i havnt gotten a pay check that big since that one night in harlem
WoOdS1234567: but lets not talk about that
WoOdS1234567: him and his lonely......loneyl world
LoveableLarvae: well all the ugly girls
WoOdS1234567: so basically i wil never get to say that im spoken for, unless i make a point to say it
LoveableLarvae: but when hot lecture girl asks
LoveableLarvae: then you must declare that i died or soething
WoOdS1234567: nos
WoOdS1234567: because she wont
WoOdS1234567: so there is no need to discuss
WoOdS1234567: im not getting all excited or my hopes up
LoveableLarvae: ohhh but she wil.
WoOdS1234567: because i am well aware nothing will ever happen
LoveableLarvae: buttt you never knowwww
WoOdS1234567: no, i really do know..........wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy out of my league
WoOdS1234567: as most people are
WoOdS1234567: most = all
LoveableLarvae: lol nu uhhhh.
WoOdS1234567: except maybe that one guy from family matters
WoOdS1234567: you know..the dad
WoOdS1234567: but he's the only one in my league
LoveableLarvae: LOLOLOL.
WoOdS1234567: mmmmmmmm
WoOdS1234567: monkeys
WoOdS1234567: for racoons with large genetalia
WoOdS1234567: and chinese girls
WoOdS1234567: i weep for the future
WoOdS1234567: i already am the fag
WoOdS1234567: so in theory
WoOdS1234567: i would be such a fag
WoOdS1234567: wthat i would be the straightest man alive
WoOdS1234567: /sips tea
WoOdS1234567: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WoOdS1234567: WATCH THAT WIT
WoOdS1234567: I AM IMMUNE
WoOdS1234567: BECAUSE OF MY CHASTITY BELT
WoOdS1234567: IT ABOSRBS HEAT LIKE A SPONGE ABSORS STUFF
WoOdS1234567: a high school has a public speaking class?!
LoveableLarvae: yesssir
WoOdS1234567: jeez
WoOdS1234567: ms fancy school
WoOdS1234567: with your book
WoOdS1234567: s
WoOdS1234567: and stuff
LoveableLarvae: 69/yes plz/your pantssss
WoOdS1234567: i wish i had some old midget women living in my pants
WoOdS1234567: i would never have to leave the house
WoOdS1234567: bah
WoOdS1234567: BAH
WoOdS1234567: j00 c/-\ /\/t 3\/3n b3g|n 2 und3rst/-\nd my smartn3ss
LoveableLarvae: j00 \/\/15|-|
WoOdS1234567: your too |337 for me
WoOdS1234567: too legit to quit
WoOdS1234567: ima cut you cracka
WoOdS1234567: IJGRGHJgh
WoOdS1234567: HJRTHBrtbh
LoveableLarvae: did you have to dissect em?!?!
WoOdS1234567: NO, THIS ONE GIRL IN CHEM
WoOdS1234567: HAS BREATS LARGER THAN MY ABNORMALY LARGE HEAD
LoveableLarvae: the hott one?
WoOdS1234567: RESGRSG
WoOdS1234567: SHE IS HOT +53545
WoOdS1234567: no, another hot one
LoveableLarvae: lololol whats this ones name
WoOdS1234567: i want to ask her to marry me
WoOdS1234567: i wanted to touch them
WoOdS1234567: my god
WoOdS1234567: its like im having a 5 hour orgasm
WoOdS1234567: this random fact
WoOdS1234567: brought to you by my nerdiness
LoveableLarvae: i think thatll b the yearbook pic
WoOdS1234567: TO STRIKE
WoOdS1234567: LIKE A COBRA
WoOdS1234567: internet fun is being dominated
WoOdS1234567: BY ME
WoOdS1234567: | 0 \/\/ /\/
LoveableLarvae: i know you doooo!!!
WoOdS1234567: the internet is the place where i hold all my power
WoOdS1234567: 0% in real life
WoOdS1234567: 100% internet
LoveableLarvae: lolololol
WoOdS1234567: eventually i will BECOME the internet
WoOdS1234567: somehow...
LoveableLarvae: EVENTUALLY
WoOdS1234567: i'll be able to send IMs with my mind
WoOdS1234567: i'll kill neo in like........5 seconds
WoOdS1234567: and that chinese key master
LoveableLarvae: lololol
LoveableLarvae: the chinese key ,aster died in the last movie stupidhead!
WoOdS1234567: i will resurect him
WoOdS1234567: and then kill him
WoOdS1234567: just to say i can do it
WoOdS1234567: STUPIDHEAD
WoOdS1234567: SNAGGLETOOTH?
WoOdS1234567: im like
WoOdS1234567: having orgasms
WoOdS1234567: /geek
WoOdS1234567: /adjusts glasses
WoOdS1234567: wink wink
WoOdS1234567: ;D
LoveableLarvae: MY SOFTBALL UNIFROM
LoveableLarvae: TAKE THAT FOR UNSEXY
WoOdS1234567: WHAT?!
WoOdS1234567: NO YOUR NOT
WoOdS1234567: AND HEY
WoOdS1234567: THAT MAY BE MY THING
WoOdS1234567: So MAYBE I THINK THATS HOT
LoveableLarvae: lol then your thing would be really stupid and unsexyyy
WoOdS1234567: well maybe my thing is whips and chains
WoOdS1234567: and softball uniforms made of leather
WoOdS1234567: and gladiators
WoOdS1234567: EVERYBODY IS OUT OF MY LEAGUE
WoOdS1234567: i know when im beat
WoOdS1234567: because im a default kind of guy
WoOdS1234567: i am a man of wealth and power
LoveableLarvae: lol
LoveableLarvae: maybe just...
LoveableLarvae: power...
LoveableLarvae: virtual power.
WoOdS1234567: so basically your calling me poor
WoOdS1234567: and powerless
WoOdS1234567: AND A FAILURE
LoveableLarvae: yeah...i guess
LoveableLarvae: sorry you had to hear it from me
WoOdS1234567: its ok, if i had to hear it from anybody. i prefer it'd be you
WoOdS1234567: riding around trying to pick up little kids
WoOdS1234567: offering them candy and money
LoveableLarvae: NU UH
LoveableLarvae: WOOOODS I KNOW ITS YOU.
WoOdS1234567: we had sherrifs and helicopters in town
WoOdS1234567: HEY
WoOdS1234567: i may be a sick sad man, but im no pedophile
WoOdS1234567: well
WoOdS1234567: not anymore
WoOdS1234567: not since the lawsuit
WoOdS1234567: thank you pirate jack
WoOdS1234567: and your zany adventures
WoOdS1234567: tacos
LoveableLarvae: mmmmmmm babies
WoOdS1234567: if you were serious
WoOdS1234567: i would......well have a great deal of respect for you
LoveableLarvae: lololol
WoOdS1234567: and tell you to eat the kidneys
WoOdS1234567: baby kidneys are the freshest
WoOdS1234567: and most flavorfull
WoOdS1234567: ok
WoOdS1234567: what would you do, IF I SHOWED UP AT YOUR DOOR IN AN HOUR
WoOdS1234567: WITH VANILLA COKE
WoOdS1234567: well, besides your dad throwing acid on me
LoveableLarvae: i would <3 you foreverrrr
WoOdS1234567: we have came to your house late on a school night before....your dad answered the door and looked ready to kill
WoOdS1234567: scariest
WoOdS1234567: moment
WoOdS1234567: ever
LoveableLarvae: lololol
LoveableLarvae: nahh he wasnt mad
WoOdS1234567: he doesnt get mad
WoOdS1234567: he gets stabby
WoOdS1234567: "wanna cyber"
WoOdS1234567: THEN BLOCK HIM
WoOdS1234567: see what happens
LoveableLarvae: BUT WAITTT
LoveableLarvae: im marrying youuuuuuu
LoveableLarvae: time out
LoveableLarvae: i already married youuuu
WoOdS1234567: i know :-; but you apparently like work more ;_;
LoveableLarvae: cyberminister dr loveeeeeeeeeeee
WoOdS1234567: the solution is that i will have to kill work
WoOdS1234567: and all that it stands for
LoveableLarvae: noooooooooooo
LoveableLarvae: ok
LoveableLarvae: then pay me
WoOdS1234567: ok, i will pay you to marry me............i'll eventually have to pay somebody anyways
WoOdS1234567: might as well be you
WoOdS1234567: $7.50 an hour with benefits
LoveableLarvae: lol
LoveableLarvae: AWESOME.
LoveableLarvae: what are the benefits
WoOdS1234567: uh, medical and dental..................and saying that you are married to the WITTIEST MAN ALIVE
WoOdS1234567: or not...but the medical and dental are sure things
LoveableLarvae: lol aweosmeee
LoveableLarvae: and how will you do this on your figgys pay?
WoOdS1234567: oh i can............i can
WoOdS1234567: well actually your gonna have to work for free until i gradutate from college. then i can start paying you
LoveableLarvae: lololol ok ok
WoOdS1234567: i'll provide room and board though
LoveableLarvae: awesome
WoOdS1234567: i want at least 2 days of notice before your dad visits too so i can be mentally prepared
WoOdS1234567: and have all my permits ready
LoveableLarvae: LLOLOLOLOL
LoveableLarvae: hey you got a permit for that?
WoOdS1234567: YES SIR, RIGHT HERE SIR
WoOdS1234567: I HAVE IT NOTERIZED AND EVERYTHING
WoOdS1234567: "ok, everything seems to be in order here"
WoOdS1234567: SIR YES SIR
WoOdS1234567: now your mom and sister wont psyche me out so much
WoOdS1234567: BUT WOULD YOU GET TO SEE MY PARENTS OR WOULD THEY REMAIN A MYSTERY?
LoveableLarvae: they will probably remain a mystery
WoOdS1234567: i dont know..im just scared of your dad because..........he's just a dad i guess..
LoveableLarvae: ive known you for a year, youve gone to semi with me, and prom with steph and i have still yet to meet your parents LOL
LoveableLarvae: lol i do not fear your dad
WoOdS1234567: hehe, they are very mysterious people
WoOdS1234567: you do not know my father
LoveableLarvae: well i do not fear him yet
WoOdS1234567: although he isnt a fear inticing person........i dont think so
WoOdS1234567: OR MAYBE HE IS CRAZY
LoveableLarvae: lol MAYBE
WoOdS1234567: one day i may introduce you to them...........but i dont know when that would be..............we live pretty far apart
WoOdS1234567: so i will just make my uncle and aunt over t here my parents
LoveableLarvae: OMGGGGG
WoOdS1234567: ?
LoveableLarvae: breakfast club is on some cable channel either tonight or tomorroe
WoOdS1234567: breakfast club is a great movie
LoveableLarvae: that it is
WoOdS1234567: i cant talk to women
LoveableLarvae: YES YOU CANNNNN you talk to me all the tiem
LoveableLarvae: OR AM I NOT A WOMAN
WoOdS1234567: i knowwwwwwww
WoOdS1234567: OH YOU ARE
WoOdS1234567: sadly, i would probably change into a chrismo if needed
WoOdS1234567: THE GENERAL TAKES NO PRISONERS
WoOdS1234567: t4rtger5hgrfbhg
LoveableLarvae: o0o0o0o0ommmmmmggggggg
LoveableLarvae: SHE DID IT FOR YOUUUUUU
WoOdS1234567: and she told me in soc.......but she was sad and had a headache or something.....so i told her i'd give her the notes tomarrow in chem
WoOdS1234567: so she went hom
WoOdS1234567: e
LoveableLarvae: AWWWWW HOW CUTEEEEEEE
WoOdS1234567: meh. nothing will happen anyways. but oh well. it gave me a 5 minute thrill
WoOdS1234567: im such a lumberjack
LoveableLarvae: lololol waht gor?
LoveableLarvae: for
WoOdS1234567: they were dead and were gonna fall on our like......new little shed
WoOdS1234567: so i put my flannel on
WoOdS1234567: and went to work
LoveableLarvae: LOLOLOL
LoveableLarvae: i <3s it
WoOdS1234567: you heart flannels and lumberjacks
WoOdS1234567: cause pretty soon i'll be paul bunyon
LoveableLarvae: i always thought paul bunyon woudl have like tons of bunyons of his feet like millionssss
WoOdS1234567: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
WoOdS1234567: your silly
WoOdS1234567: /flips wrist
WoOdS1234567: in my room
WoOdS1234567: its getting hot in here
LoveableLarvae: IN HERRRRRRE
WoOdS1234567: im listeing to it as we speak
WoOdS1234567: yes, i have it
LoveableLarvae: O0O0O0H MANN
WoOdS1234567: i switched back to kriss kross
WoOdS1234567: how high?
WoOdS1234567: real high
WoOdS1234567: cause im just so fly
WoOdS1234567: CAUSE YOUR FUCKING FIRED
LoveableLarvae: ..../CRYYYY
WoOdS1234567: okkkkkkkkkk, you're hired back
LoveableLarvae: yesss\].../rejoice
WoOdS1234567: now make me a sandwich and clean my office
WoOdS1234567: trying to get in my front door is like running the gauntle
WoOdS1234567: t
WoOdS1234567: SWARMS
LoveableLarvae: lol
LoveableLarvae: theyre here too
LoveableLarvae: the cat and dogs are having a field day though eating em
WoOdS1234567: the cat is just hoping that they are poison
WoOdS1234567: before you throw it down the steps again
LoveableLarvae: lol
LoveableLarvae: THAT was kitty
LoveableLarvae: this is BELLA
WoOdS1234567: so kitty is dead?
WoOdS1234567: and bella is soon to?
LoveableLarvae: noooo
LoveableLarvae: kitty ran away
WoOdS1234567: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
LoveableLarvae: and she was like 16 yrs old when she did
LoveableLarvae: but she never came back
LoveableLarvae: shes prolly stil raoming around
WoOdS1234567: IT WAS A LIE GIVEN BY MARION
WoOdS1234567: SHE REALLY DIED
LoveableLarvae: she ran away once when seh was like 13 and we found her in our trash can 3 weeks later after we went on vacation and everything
WoOdS1234567: jeebus
WoOdS1234567: and thats a mighty old ca
WoOdS1234567: t
WoOdS1234567: how hot is that
WoOdS1234567: very
WoOdS1234567: i want to stab somebody
LoveableLarvae: stab kelsey
WoOdS1234567: !
WoOdS1234567: erase the hate
WoOdS1234567: you should looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove your sister
WoOdS1234567: love her so much that you want to marry her
LoveableLarvae: NEVERRRRRRRRR
WoOdS1234567: and i think that you should tell her that her future car is taken
WoOdS1234567: by my ca
WoOdS1234567: r
WoOdS1234567: we need to tell the familys
LoveableLarvae: lol we must
WoOdS1234567: that means kelsey cant have the blue car
WoOdS1234567: the two will buy a nice garage somewhere
LoveableLarvae: a nice little cheap garagae
WoOdS1234567: yeah, settle down a little and maybe move out to a bigger garage
WoOdS1234567: and have a few lawnmowers
WoOdS1234567: lawnmowers are car children
LoveableLarvae: LOLOLOLOLOL
WoOdS1234567: wait
WoOdS1234567: is my car a girl?
WoOdS1234567: .......
LoveableLarvae: NOOO MINE
LoveableLarvae: IS
WoOdS1234567: oh ok
WoOdS1234567: whats its name
LoveableLarvae: melvin chardonnay
WoOdS1234567: ok. it just has an odd name for a girl
WoOdS1234567: but thats fine
WoOdS1234567: my cars name is shoe sangsun..........because its from north korea
LoveableLarvae: steph's is peedle zinfandel
LoveableLarvae: yes i guess so
LoveableLarvae: but i alays call it a she
WoOdS1234567: so...........you named your cars
WoOdS1234567: with alcoholic last names?
LoveableLarvae: they were our hand sluts in sophomore year in french class
WoOdS1234567: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
