me in a nutshell: "help, i'm in a nutshell...can't get out...i'm trapped! um so anyway this is some thing someone sent me so i did it
// series one - the basics
[name] andrew
[birthdate] 8th april 1984
[birthplace] kilkenny city, ireland
[eye colour] dark brown
[hair colour] brown with dyed bits...it changes
[righty or lefty] righty who eats the lefty way
[zodiac sign] aries, but i think i'm more of a cancerian
[innie or outtie] innie!
// series two - describe
[your heritage] irish with italian and portuguese bits ..so i've been told
[shoes you wore today] my trusty old black doc martens complete with huge gaping holes and pink laces!
[your hair] never does what it is supposed to
[weaknesses] one day i will make a list of them and it will stretch all the way to australia
[fears] what may lie waiting in the dark particularly under my bed but i don't really think any monsters could survive down there...
[the perfect pizza] every kind of cheese. and lots of it!
[one thing you'd like to achieve] world domination! failing that, i would settle for a career in music or performing arts
// series three - what is
[your most over used phrase on the internet] "yayness"
[your thoughts upon first waking] heh...
[first feature you notice in the opposite sex] eyes
[your best physical feature] my right nostril
[usual bedtime] sometime in the morning when i can no longer think straight
[your greatest accomplishment] it was getting accepted onto this media course. although now i wish i had never enrolled
[most missed memory] how can i miss a memory of mine if it is still a memory?
// series four - you prefer
[pepsi or coke] coke!
[mcdonalds or burger king] um...uh...ohhh why do u have to be so difficult? well...the food of burger king...i guess...but u can't get a happy meal :(
[single or group dates] surely the whole point of a date is to spend some time alone with your intended one?
[adidas or nike] i sincerely hope that both companies- along with their entire western workforce- will one day rot in hell
[lipton ice tea or nestea] um...no?
[chocolate or vanilla] chocolate
[cappuccino or coffee] coffeeeeeeeeeeee
[boxers or briefs] ummmmm oh boxers
// series five - do you
[smoke] too much
[sing well] um i guess not so
[have a crush] always
[who are they] safron from republica, charlotte hatherly and d'arcy from the smashing pumpkins!
[reckon you've been in love] yes
[considering university] maybe
[enjoy school] excuse me?
[plan marriage] sometime in the future
[type properly] usually
[believe in yourself] sometimes
[get motion sickness] never have
[think you're attractive] certainly not
[think you're a health freak] my poor diet will be the death of me. and i will not exercise when i could be playing my bass instead or watching trashy tv shows.
[get along with your parents] next question please!
[like thunderstorms] nothing better
[play an instrument] yea 2 and 1 badly
// series six - in the past month, did/have you
[drank alcohol] yes, but not as often as i should have..
[smoked] yes
[taken drugs] maybe
[had sex] many times
[kissed] yes
[had a date] not really
[visited the mall] no, and i don't intend to next month either
[eaten sushi] fish and mayonaise are the root of all evil
[been on stage] yes
[gone skating] yes
[made homemade biscuits] no. i would gladly eat them but i couldn't be bothered to make any
[been in love] yes
[skinny dipped] nnn...no :P
[dyed your hair] several times
[stolen anything] no actually yes it was the demo of thps4 that was with some magazine
// series seven - have you ever
[played a game that required removal of clothing] maybe
[been trashed or extremely intoxicated] one of my favourite pastimes lol
[caught "doing something"] narrowly avoided it
[been called a tease] yes
[been beaten up] nope
[shoplifted] yes
[if so, did you get caught] no, i ran away very quickly
[changed who you were to fit in] no that's kinda sad
// series eight - the future
[age you hope to be married] probably during my twenties
[numbers and names of children] 27 and they can all be named after neighbours characters like harlod and lou
[dream wedding] small and descreet
[how do you wish to die] in an amusing and highly theatrical way
[university] somewhere here or in london
[what do you want to be when you grow up] music music music.
[which country would you most like to visit] i want to thoroughly explore italy and bulgaria...just cos it has a funny name
// series nine - opposite sex
[eye colour] i'm not too particular
[hair colour] i like dyed hair in a variety of shocking hues.
[short or long hair] long
[height] not really bothered
[weight] not little and skinny and have a flat tummie that look like they're gonna snap when they reach up and not big so they can't see their feet but just...normal
[articles of clothing] funky punky
[first date location] umm cinema
[first kiss location] on the beach, watching the sea and the the stars during a cold winter night. or sitting in a desolate cemetry
// series ten - number of
[girls kissed] no fucking idea. call me a slut
[girlfriends] same as above ..it depends on your definition
[boys kissed] haha
[boyfriends] none
[drugs taken illegally] only cannabis to my knowledge
[people i could trust with my life] a select few
[records owned] at least three hundred i would say
[piercings] 4
[tattoos] none
[times my name has appeared in the newspaper] um...i don't know...a few like 5?
[scars upon my body] getting quite a collection
[things in my past that i regret] quite a lot of things i lose count. but hey i learnt