Pick up lines
Is your last name Campbell? Because you are mmm-mmm good!
Improve your image - be seen with me!
If I follow you home will you keep me?
Is your dad a baker? Cuz you've got some nice buns!
"If I were a puppy, would you let me follow you home?"
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'll sure make your bed-rock.
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right and I'll do it your way.
Your body must be Visa because it's everywhere I want to be.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
You have 236 bones in your body, want one more?
Do you wash your clothes in Windex, because I can see myself in your pants.
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the Venereal Disease Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do Not Enter."
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
Man: "Your hair color is fabulous."
Woman: "Thank you. It's in aisle three at the corner drug store."
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
