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04/05/2003
Oi! Spring is coming again and Horny Boys continue to crush your morals and the vaginas of your female family members. We recently had a rehearsal after a long break and we sounded shittier than before. Be on the watchout for some new studio songs.

01/13/2003
A cd-r compilation called "War on Terror" is out now on Thrash and die records (UK). The bands include BOB BARKER, NEUROOTTISET PELIMANNIT, SCISSORFIST, WILLBREAKER, ULCERRHOEA, DEZINFEKCE, HORNY BOYS and SOLITARY NEGLECT. The HB songs there are remixed (yes, they sound more powerful now!) versions of the six songs from "Hold My Kilju 2001" demo. Get this piece of art from TONY, 25 PLANTHILL ROAD, HIGHER BLACKLEY, MANCHESTER, M9 6WH, UK. 4 euros (postpaid).

01/13/2003
New Horny Boys guestbook was created, because the old one was shit.

01/10/2003
Have a shitty new year!
The gig went fine, thanks to the few brave supporters. Fuck the rest. See you again in 2005.
Watch an animation of our song "Beer Commando". It's made by the Beer Commando himself, Joonas Utti/Bonecomics (thanks!).

11/08/2002
It seems like Lappeenranta is ready for another Horny Boys show after two years.
HORNY BOYS
ANOTHER ONE DEAD
WORTH THE PAIN
SHIT MOLESTERS
VUOHIKEISARI
ABDUKTIO
OVERDRIVEN
@Monari, LPR 14th Dec 02 18-01 (5 €)

The six songs from "Hold My Kilju" demo tape will be re-released on a new 8-band compilation CD of Kirk To Scotty Recs (UK) before the end of 2002

10/01/2002
Hello! Some updates. Horny Boys is alive (although considerably gasping). One of the anthems of our demo, "Spirit of 88", appears on a brand new compilation cd-r "Star Trek Sucks". The comp comes with a zine/newsletter called "I Can't Be Bothered". You can order this piece of art from Tony, 25 Plant Hill Road, Higher Blackley, Manchester, M9 6WH, England for 4 euros ppd (I think).
During our last two rehearsals we've made two blasting new songs; "Goth Elephant" and "Horny Boys Show".
There's been talk about doing a split with Bud Junkees, but things look grim, since half of the B.J. members don't wanna share the record with us.

05/23/2002
Lyrics for "Piss in a Pint" and "Horny Boys on Speed" added for your reading pleasure, cunts.

05/7/2002
What? The long overdue split cd-r Horny Boys/Perselintu! 4.7" is out now! I haven't got an idea how Perselintu sounds like this time. You can find info about that + ordering from the Perselintu! website. Listen to some Horny Boys songs from the split here. Now you can go and get a life.

04/25/2002
We recorded 12 songs including Negative Approach, No Redeeming Social Value and Matti Nykänen covers at Boneyard Studio on last Sunday . They all sound like shit! I don't if we should be embarassed or proud, but these new songs sound even worse than our demo. Some new MP3s soon online, watch out.
A split CD-r with Perselintu! out soon. Also be on the lookout for "Tribute to Matti Nykänen" compilation tape with "Hyppää Letukkaan" covered by Horny Boys.

03/21/2002
An update! Nothing to say, though. The recordings got cancelled because of several problems. We'll try to make it soon. Meanwhile, check out the mp3s and order the demo! There are still some copies left.

01/14/2002
Our demo has already sold c.70 copies out of 100 pressed, so hurry up if you haven't got it yet. New price is 2 € postpaid in Europe.
Horny Boys will hit the Necropedophile Studio again on next weekend to record songs for upcoming split CD-r w/ Perselintu (Karhula) and split 7" with Bud Junkies (Vuoksenniska).

12/18/2001
Don't worry. The porn story by our drummer is back again. Some low -life scumbags were too jealous to accept the upcoming success of it and decided to take the fame from HORNY BOYS. Those fools. No longer will anyone mess with our site, we promise. Soon you'll be able to read an english translation of it, too, so keep checking back. Hellstone.

12/15/2001
Fuck yeah! stupid pornstory is gone now and will never come back.we won't be sorry.that was one of the crappiest idea from Hellstone in this millennium.

12/5/2001
Our debut demo is now available for 10MK (suomi)/3USD (elsewhere) postpaid. Order it from A-records, Puolakatu 17, 53810 LPR, Finland. It's got 6 blasting hardcorepunk songs in about 7 minutes recorded at Necropedophile Studio in September. For all the freaks we've got a special edition of 20-30 copies which are sold taped next to a 1/2 l plastic bottle of PURE KILJU. If you want to get one, come visit A-records (I don't think we can mail any of these). For the regular copies of Horny Boys demo, we are taking mailorders in now.

11/23/2001
Alright you filthy pigs, we've got a new dope-ass update for you. You are now able to download all the HB songs which will soon appear on our demo tape. Enjoy.

11/19/2001
Shit, it seems that the before mentioned show is cancelled. If you want Horny Boys to play at your show/party, don't hesitete to contact us at: hboy53@hotmail.com

10/18/2001
Fuck you! HB will perform at ÄÄRETÖN JOULU part 3 @Monari, LPR on 14th DEC. Be there!
Our demo tape is available soon. We just have to wait until Heeström (our guitarist & A-Records manager, see the pic above) gets around to order the damn tapes. Wish him luck! Until then... Hellstone.

10/12/2001
Horny Boys online!

some embarassing & shitty HB songs from the Perselintu!/Horny Boys -split 4.7" can be found here
listen to and download the whole Horny Boys: "HOLD MY KILJU 2001" -demo here


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