Chorus: I Dont stand out I’m the eternal B Mediocre skills Just one of the team Not dead not alive Just somewhere inbetween Always in the middle Im the eternal B
Verse: The second in a trilogy The son who can’t be king Not the fastest not the best But the very next best thing
Change my name to smith With my suicidal spouse Live with three annoying kids In a suburbian house
Verse: But I wanna be the best My own superlative Being ok at it all Is not the way I wanna live!
I wanna finish first I wanna be the king Not the runner up again Be the very best thing!
End: I Dont stand out I’m the eternal B But with all the idiots provided Im the best that you will see
Verse: This time it has gone way too far, This time they have started a war; Killed innocent civilians and for what? A few thousand votes and a battle still un-fought.
Verse: All wrong today has spoiled our lives Unconstitutional mistakes, unforgettable lies, Incorrect statements and Government Scandals All part of their game, they are all vandals!
Verse: So some still go on living as Patriots They say they are proud, but really they’re bigots! Saying it is in the name of “God” But it’s a lie, that’s the last thing they thought!
Verse: They believe the crap that they are fed, All to sleep comfortably in a bed, But still the truth is to be told, How America is going once, going twice, three times, sold!
Verse: Now I sit here waiting to be criticized, Already after being thwarted and Ostracized! Is freedom of speech really a right? Or maybe just a cover-up to avoid a fight?
Chorus: So now I pledge allegiance to the flag, And to the Republicans whom I can’t stand, To the United States of Hypocrisy, Just to help feed the demon of Democracy, To produce hate, for the outsiders who come, With Liberty, Justice and Freedom not for all, just some! So now I pledge grievance to the land, For there are certain things I don’t understand, Why is there still Prejudice and Racism? Why are there Capitalists and followers of Fascism? This is our fight so we stand hand in hand Waiting for the end of this horrible Land!
I’m the by-product of injustice And I know you don’t think it makes sense But when everybody loses And the whole world starts to spin You better watch out for yourself Or you’ll get sucked in
Now if I was the president There’d be some things that I would change The aristocracy would fall apart A revolution’s at close range Thousands of innocent people Are slaughtered every day But most of us cleister at home Living our lives in dismay
While the ignorant sit close at home The wrong people are in the chair The un-president’s a criminal But the masses are unaware At home they’re safe, they have a gun That their daddys gave them yore Scaring off the outsiders The very people, they should implore
No radio or video, tattoos or a mohawk, living in a punk show, forget about the bad taste Lets do some skanking or some head banging, drink some, spit some, toke some, pogo some
Talk about, punk music Be a punk, punk music Punk, punk, punk music
Shibi dibi duop “I wanna be sedated” bop bop duop, everybody hates, shibi dibi duop be misunderstood BOP BOP DUOP (STOP)
Leiderdorp, Wassenaar, Paris, Munich, everybody talk about, PUNK MUSIC
Talk about, punk music x2 Be a punk, punk music x2
Got something to say? Always in a long line? Mix me a Molotov! Protest in the front lines!
Shibi dibi duop, riot in the streets, bop bop duop, Oi Oi Oi, shibi dibi duop, got to be angry, bop bop shu op you know what I mean!
Everybody talk about, punk music x2 Punk punk punk music x2
All around the world, wherever you are, mosh in the streets, do anything you like, beat up sean paul, stab him with a knife!
fight in a bar, be a good anarchist, hate the president! Like to be a nuisance! Big boots, spiky hair, leather jacket anywhere, tattoos baggy pants, punk shoes punk hats!
Shibi dibi duop, its all around you, bop bop duop, always surrounds you, shibi dibi duop, its all around you, bod bod shu op hit it
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protect your old business corrupt your own interests steal from the poor and give to the rich fuck the bums and fuck the kids
So what if they’re the future, the futures not lookin too fine cuz the people in charge controlling your life only give a shit 1% of the time
So what if the o-zone’s gone and the whales go extinct today because there’s weapons of mass destruction in some country far away!
Too many people live in a box but the economy’s doing well CEO’s got the cash recruits will be sacked refugees can go off and straight to hell
If life was a cruise ship Than mine is sinking fast If life was an airplane Than this ones gonna blast
And what I think is I really hate her now Because what you did was The worst thing you could do
See life goes by way too fast To even pass this one up So I’ll take this chance To say I’m breaking up And just this one time I’m not afraid no way And just this one time Why don’t you go away?
So I say screw you And screw all your friends And I’ll take this shoe And shove it up your ass This time you gave up I’m not the one that crashed This time you gave up You messed up real bad
I didn’t cheat on You with your best friend The worst thing was You lied then turned your back I tried to call you You always had an excuse I fuckin’ hate you You always had an excuse
Think of me as a cup You were the stuff inside The stuff that filled me up You were always beside Me but now that’s gone You ruined my life By just fuckin’ up You ruined my life Now I’m an empty cup
So there’s this guy that we know He comes to our shows He likes to jump around And take off his clothes He ran down the langstraat Bare-assed and bare-foot Straight down butt-naked And I stood there and thought
Flabbergasted! Jaw dropping flabbergasted Eyes bulging flabbergasted It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see See it and you’ll be just like me Flabbergasted!!!!
I was riding the public bus 43 Look out the window and guess what I see Posters of ltj coming to play At a familiar place called lvc So we went to the show Crowd surfed a bit While Scott Farcas takes it on the chin
Lefties Have Rights Too!
There’s this left-handed store, And on the door, There’s a doorknob, on the right side.
And inside this store, There might be a few, Posters and banners, That say: lefties have rights too!
There are rulers and books, That go the right way. And the best lefties stuff Is on the back wall, on display!
They have left-handed cd’s, And left handed cups, Left-handed hats And left-handed nun chucks
And when you walk, Down the block, There’s this band, That plays garage rock, And they sing about, Left-handers too, Because they know, That lefties have rights too!!!
On one rainy Monday morning Wake up and my friend was screaming Staring pointing at the window What I saw was a chick with a dildo! Got a better look at her And then I pop a big huge boner Look at her face once again “Holy crap it Jenna Jameson!”
Ran downstairs then out side And I couldn’t believe my eyes No more Puddles No more rain “Oh my god its Chaisey Lain!” Hoped on my bike and rode to school I thought that it was really cool Because on my way over there I saw big tits and long blond hair!
Chourus: Thank you God Its raining Porn stars! x 2
There’s Chloe, Stacy, can’t forget Nikki, There goes Annie again with Casey! No more clothes just shoes and laces “God it can get cold in places!” There were some nasty problems though Because there were some fat ass hoes Man it sucked, Yeah it blew >“But you know fat chicks need loving too!” (You can have them Sergio)
School was out hip hip hooray Man I had a kick ass day It was special yes in deed “Well it had all I would need!” When it was time for bed I had a very unique blend Of Asian and Caucasian “Man it was a hot temptation!”