Okay, this is the True Wassenaar Wankers story. It all started with Alan, me being Kaya. We tried to play music but it didn’t really work out too well because of our lack of band members. So then we found Matt Schirber and Garnet Lindsay. They were both really talented and probably still are but they moved. So then we were missing guitarist(s) again and it sucked. We then found this one Mormon guy named Ryan; he was in the choir so he sang for us. And also there was this other bloke named Evan Allen, but he also left and that also sucked. So after he moved we got this new guy Mark Alexander Boudewijn van Paridon. I know; long ass name. Anyway he is really good at guitar, so we recruited him. Anyway after a while we realized that it wasn’t rockin’ to have a Mormon singer because of two issues: one was that he couldn’t say or sing curse words, and two was that he couldn’t have band practices on Sundays. So he left and that left me as singer. That was working good, and this one bum named Matijs, but we call him Matt for short, decided that he wanked enough to be a wanker, and hence joined the Wankers. Now we play school related shows and try to stay a steady punk rockin’ band. The current wankers have been influenced (or outfluenced) by bands such as NOFX, Toy Dolls, De Heideroosjes, Ramones, Clash, Pennywise, Sham 69, and ska bands like Madness, Selector, and Rude Rich & the High Notes. That’s the very bare basics; if you want more details then you must do some serious emailing at the fan mail link.