1. Yellow yield lights. 2. Cats. 3. When people play horrible music at a really loud volume and there’s nothing you can do about it. 4. When people wait till the last minute to turn right. 5. Amos Chapman. 6. The fact that society thinks that we should all look like Britney Spears to be beautiful. Hey, does anyone else realize that she looks like a freakin’ pug? (Except the pugs I know are a lot cuter.) 7. Rap music and everything that goes with it. 8. Tweeners. 9. Gap punk. 10. The people that work in clothing stores at the mall. You know, the ones that think they’re better than you for some reason? 11. The Olsen Twins… I hate them because they’ve been to everywhere I want to go and they’re like, what, 12? 12. Guys that won’t stop hitting on you until you grab your best guy friend and say that he’s your boyfriend, even though you wouldn’t go out with him in a million years. 13. Hot guys that have bad teeth. 14. When you’re sober, that one drunk Italian chick with the five pounds+ of make-up on that hangs all over the cute males and laughs really loud. You just wanna punch her in the face!!! 15. Shoplifters. GET A JOB, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 16. Drunk drivers… what can I say? They’re assholes. 17. Gerald Duane White, Jr. 18. People doing PDA right in front of me. 19. The music scene of today. Thank the Lord that the Backdoor Boys are going downhill! 20. White people that act like black people. 21. School, in any form… unless of course, it’s like cooking school or guitar lessons or something fun like that. 22. Hot guys with ugly girlfriends. 23. People that commit suicide. 24. Paying FIFTEEN DOLLARS for a CD… unless it’s a hard-to-find import or something like that. 25. The fact that I’m going to be somebody’s mother someday. 26. Being blamed for slavery when A: My great-great-grandparents were in Poland at the time and B: I don’t blame them for shoving “my people” into gas ovens during WWII. 27. Not being able to eat what I want or else, you know, cellulite. 28. Being unemployed. 29. Not being able to wear really cute tops because my boobs are too big. 30. Not being able to get a breast reduction because it costs too much. 31. As soon as I wash my car, a bird craps on it. 32. People that think all teenagers are disrespectful and “punks”. I may be a punk, but I sure as hell don’t act like one. 33. I’M NOT BRITISH!!! 34. People that drive SUV’s. 35. Everyone and their mother likes Dave Matthews Band. 36. Talking about music with people that don’t share my musical tastes. It’s so annoying when I say I like a band and then some jerk (I’m not naming names, DOUG) says that they suck and the lead singer is gay and all this other stuff. It’s enough to make me wanna punch them in the face. 37. People who don’t know who Christian Bale is. 38. People that have never seen “A Christmas Story.” 39. Girls that talk about sex all the time. 40. Cleaning bathrooms. 41. Manual labor. 42. Customers that take their sweet time when it’s five minutes till closing. 43. Reality shows… with the exception of “The Osbournes.” 44. Carson Daly and that whole TRL “scene.” 45. The fact that people actually take the time to go on national TV and make asses out of themselves trying to be like their favorite star. MTV, anyone? 46. White people with dreadlocks… sickening. 47. Blockbuster Video… everyone who works there is an incompetent arse. 48. Talking to anyone with lower intelligence than I have, with the exception of mentally handicapped and little kids. 49. Babysitting for little boys… NERVE-WRACKING. 50. Waiting in line TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.