I am a huge fan of Wes Borland. I have been ever since I saw him in the cover of my long-since-sold Limp Bizkit CD (back in the day, I was a huge Nü Metal Phreak!). Then I saw them in concert at Family Values ’99, and my God, I was literally 10 feet away from him. I took all these pictures of him, and then when my film ran out, he took off his robe thing and was in his undies… and me without a camera. Oh well, at least he knows that somewhere in Chicago, there is a crazy chick that wants to have his baby (believe me, I yelled it loud enough so that EVERYONE could hear.)
I must say that since then, he has just gotten cooler and hotter. He left “da Bizkit” and was quoted as saying, “Nü Metal is such a confining genre. I can't spit enough venom at it. It's just like, c'mon . . . Linkin Park? Crazy Town? I just want to stab my eyeball out with a screwdriver.” Is that not the best thing that has ever come out of anyone’s mouth in the past decade? I guess when you’re around Fred Durst’s idiot ass all day, you’re constantly spouting golden nuggets of wisdom.
I have a big old picture of him in my locker at school, right next to Christian Bale, STP, and a home-made sign that says “I Heart Glenn Danzig.” I have yet to buy Big Dumb Face’s CD, but I’ve already heard some of it and it’s pretty damn funny.
