Aside from being a hot idiot, Johnny Knoxville is also a very talented actor… To some extent. I’ve seen a couple of movies he’s been in: Life Without Dick, which isn’t as dirty a movie as the title suggests, and Big Trouble, which was rather funny. I haven’t seen MIB 2 but that’s a straight-to-video wait for me. And the Jackass movie comes out on my birthday this year… but obviously, I’m going to miss that for various reasons, number one being that it is my birthday and all.
Remember when I said that I like men with oddly-shaped noses? Well... need I say more? Mr. Knoxville also has a lovely little body on him, but lo and behold, he’s married and has a kid. If that doesn’t ruin everything, I don’t know what does. Fat lot of good that does me, right?
Who In Their Right Mind Would Have Little Kids Kick Them In The Crotch?