I absolutely hate these bands! They are gross, disgusting, rude, and full of themselves. If you like any of these bands mentioned, please, for everything that’s good in this world, STOP LISTENING TO THEM! Don’t give them any more money! WON’T YOU PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
Might I add… selling out is a very good reason for me to stop liking a band.
Metallica >>> Okay, will someone please explain to me why these guys are STILL popular? All that I have seen, their fans are balding, fat guys who are probably still virgins, and their younger fans are dorks too! You people should have realized they were lying when they said it was about the fans. Remember the Napster hoopla? Why would you care that people were downloading your music without paying for it? After all, you’re not in this business to make money. YEAH RIGHT. And why does every single one of their songs sound the same? All I can say is good show for Jason, the bass player that left. Buddy, you might not know it now, but that was the smartest thing you ever did.
Creed >>> I can’t stand these guys. It’s not the fact that they are a Christian rock band (yes, they are… don’t deny yourself), but the fact that the singer is sooooo narcissistic… didn’t their bass player leave too? Anyway… Creed is evil.
Minor Threat >>> Brian, I’m sorry sweetie, but I just don’t like these guys. I’m not gonna bad-mouth them, but Ian needs to cut down on the swearing, just a little.
Staind >>> Why, oh, why, did these guys ever get a record deal? They used to be so good… before they started sounding like Creed and Pearl Jam. Maybe I just grew tired of them… and the fact that they played “It’s Been Awhile” about a million times a day for the past year might have played a small role in it.
Sum 41 >>> I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: CANADA SUCKS. GAP PUNK SUCKS. CANADA + GAP PUNK = WORTHY OF A TRIP TO THE SANITATION DISTRICT.
System Of A Down >>> These guys don’t know how to keep rhythm. And I think I heard that they are Pro-Taliban. Hmmm… nope, I don’t think so, guys. Bad choice.
KoRn >>> These guys used to be good too. That was, until I saw the drummer giving exercise tips to Teen People Magazine. And they went down the drain for me when they started cranking out albums just to make more money. It used to take them at least two years to make a decent record… Follow The Leader and Issues came out… what, 6 months apart from each other?
Limp Bizkit >>> Fred Durst is the biggest idiot ever. He needs to learn the Foot-In-Mouth Technique fast, cuz everything I hear out of that guys mouth is something utterly imbecilic and makes no sense. Ummm… okay, what are your songs supposed to do? Encourage the 8-year-olds that listen to your music to “break stuff”… or even worse: hang out with Pauly “The Weasel” Shore? Kudos to Wes Borland on leaving the band, though. Brains and beauty… I like that in a man, Wes!
Eminem >>> I don’t even know where to begin with this guy. Gay-basher, wife-killer… tsk, tsk, tsk. Learn to respect other people, no matter what they are… and oh yeah, YOU’RE WHITE! ACT LIKE IT, OKAY???
Oasis >>> I think these guys broke up, but I’m still gonna complain about them. Beatles = Best-selling group in History. Oasis = Beatle wanna-bes that can’t even talk right and fight with each other over NOTHING. At least Paul and John had decent reasons, fellas. Spilling beer is not a reason to kick someone in the bum. And stop calling people “fookin’ wankers”. It’s not nice.
Dave Matthews Band>>>Not only is he, quite possibly, the ugliest man in the world, he has the least talent as well. I cannot understand why he sells out his concerts when everyone there is either drunk and/or stoned (weed before beer will make you feel queer!). He can’t sing and no one in that band knows how to play a note. Oh wait, sorry, Dave knows three chords. THREE. He did it!!!
Linkin Park>>>I can’t stand Linkin Park for various reasons. When I first heard them, I liked the guitar hook on One Step Closer, but then I heard them sing. One of them sounded like he was Chinese (and looks like it, too) and the other one was rapping. RAPPING. Why? Do we really need another Nü Metal band, let alone with Chinese singers? My God, he sounds like a cat on fire.
Green Day>>> Now, I admit that I used to like Green Day, when I was in 4th grade. I thought they were the best band in the world and Billie Joe was SOOO hot. But lo and behold, I grew up. I now see that they are Gap Punk (see my irritation list) and are also sellouts. And how do I feel about sellouts, kids? I hate them, that’s right.
Kid Rock>>>Is anyone else as fed up as I am with that song he made that says he sings “punk rock” and mixes it with “hip hop”? Okay man, I don’t know what “punk rock” you were listening to, but I know any punk friends of mine would kick your skinny wiener ass all over the place if you said that to them. It’s bad enough that he hangs out with a guy that looks like my brother (that’s too weird for me), but yes, he’s going out with la puta del mundo, Pamela Anderson. If I had a choice, I would pick Tommy Lee over Kid Crock any day because at least Tommy Lee’s not a poseur. Watch Driven on VH1 and see him with his Kid ‘n’ Play hair-do.
Papa Roach>>> I just don’t see the point.
Kelly Osbourne>>>For God Sakes, you have a nice voice and all but couldn’t you have picked a better song to cover???
Blink 182>>> I used to like Blink 182 before too, you know, when no one had heard of them. I saw them on MTV’s Sports and Music Festival and I got Dude Ranch for Xmas (it wasn’t that great) and then everyone started getting into them, and it just ruined it for me. Also, they got all pussied-out and I couldn’t stand them anymore. But they’ve pretty much always been sellouts, but I was too naïve to realize that at the time. And they’re almost 30 and still making potty jokes.