Rule, Britainnia

I have my good friend Craig Potter (no relation to Harry) to thank for all of the new slang added to this page.

• Alf’s peed again – Be seeing you!
• arse- ass
• ballsed up – confused
• banjaxed - ruined
• bar steward – bastard
• belt up – shut up!
• bloody – intensifier. Ex: “Bloody ‘ell!”, “Close the bloody door; it’s freezing!”
• bloody fool – dumb ass
• bog - toilet
• bog-ignorant – VERY stupid
• boiler – an unattractive or stupid woman
• bollocks – like the word "fuck" can be used in almost any situation
• bonk - to have intercourse with (slightly less crude than screw)
• bugger – an annoying person; to screw something up
• bugger off! – Go away!
• cessy – foul, disgusting
• chuffed – very pleased
• clever dick – know-it-all
• cock up – to screw up
• cozzer – the Po-po’s!!!
• creese up - laugh a lot
• Crikey! – Oh My God; oh no!
• cushty - cool
• Dash it all! – The hell with it!
• fubsy – a short and fat person
• Get knotted! – Get lost!
• get your finger out - (of your ass??) move it, get going
• getting your oats - getting laid
• git - jerk, bastard
• goolies - testicles
• gormless - stupid, brainless
• grass up - to tell on someone
• gungy – nasty
• hacked off - pissed off
• knackers – equivalent to “bollocks”
• loo - toilet
• mongy – stupid
• naff - tacky, tasteless
• oi! - Hey, you!
• pillock - jerk, stupid
• piss off - Go away
• pissed - drunk
• piss-head – an alky
• pissing in the wind - useless
• plonker - idiot, bozo
• ponce – GAY!
• poofter/poof – GAY!
• poofy – smelly
• prat - jerk
• pronk – fool
• scrote, scroat – a despicable person
• shite - shit
• shock! horror! – (sarcastic) surprise
• slag - loose woman
• slag off - to insult
• snog - kiss
• sod – dumb ass, idiot
• sod off - go away
• tart - hooker
• tits up - everything's going wrong
• tosser – CHRONIC masturbator
• tronk – idiot
• ugsome – unpleasant
• wanker/wank - an insult (not to be used to call someone a chronic masturbator!!!)
• wazzock – a stupid person

Piss Off, Ya Wanker!