Ode to Crispin Verse 1 Ode to Crispin, Fucker left for Cardiff Left me here with a punk metal hardship Roll the dice, CiderMetalFite Grab the scotch get fucked tonight Verse 2 Fucking screaming, fuck I've had a fucking 'nuff Sold my fucking shit, moved to Cardiff to be tough M8 Welcome to the freak show Fuck me fast I'll kill you slow Verse 3 He was a hippy and drinker A wanker, and a friend Through all the scotch he stood by me Won't be needing that again _______________________________________	Bridgwater Scum Verse 1 JoJo was a man who fought a crippled woman And she fucking kicked his ass I saw him on the street with a guitar he was playing I knew that he would cross my path Chorus Fuck off, fuck off, Fuck off, you fucking Bridgwater Scum Verse 2 Sweet Loretta Martin sucks cocks for a fiver For tenner it's up the bum You might think that she's a fucking slut But don't say that she's my mum. _______________________________________
Welcome to Toytown (Muthfucka) Verse 1 Just 'cos we're from the country That don't make us cunts Just 'cos we're always drinking That don't make us drunks Chorus Welcome to toytown, Muthafucka Verse 2 Give me the gin Go fuck with the tonic I'm goddam Steve Austin I'm fuckin' bionic ________________________________________	Fite Shed Verse 1 Oi You! That's Our Birds Come on and drink with me We'll fucking fite In the shed M8 Fite shed, c'mon and fite with Fite shed, I'll kill your family Fite shed, Cos' I'm a born in bred Fite shed, Kick in your fucking head _______________________________________