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Chelsey
Nicks: Chester
Age: 165465454546574657465465
Sex: female, contrary to what Jamers says
Height: 5 foot nothin
Birthday: Dec 3rd
Sign: Sagitarius
Eye colour: blue
Hair colour: shit brown with piss streaks
School Name: Skid John Frankamajigger
Where ARE YOU FROM!!!: ur mom
Hobbies: sitting on my ass, and sleepin
You gots a job son: Ya I see cards, EXCITING I KNOW
Can you play any instruments: triangle baby! U KNOW
Who do you hate and love the most: ur mom. And Jamers
~Favourites~
Colour: baby, ligh light, sky soft blue
Number: oooooooooooooooooooo3
Subjects: English and ur mom
Foooooooood: Chinese foooooooooood. No. chicken/mushroom stir fry
Season: Fall, that’s when all the crazies start stockin up for winter, and you see them throughout town woo woo
Saying or WERD: “I DID GO TO CLASS FUCK!” and “deadly”
Holiday: My birthday
Animal: belle
TV Show: simpsons and that 70’s show
Movie: JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR
Actor/Actress: silent bob and eric cartman, and that the manly fat chick from the Oblongs
Bands: deftones, system of a down, nirvana, nin, ozzy, dashboard confessionals, blink 182, jimmy eat world, new amsterdams
Songs: ur mom, and “pink maggit” by Deftones, “aerials” by system of a down
CD: System of a Down - Toxicity
Vehicle: scooter baby! Motorized!
Magazine: transworld snowboarding
Place to get away: ur moms house…..or my room, the FORTRESS OF MY SOLITUDE!! Heh heh heh…..that’s the inner nerd talking
Smell: dream by gap
Drink: Alcoholic ->white russian Non-Alcoholic -> Diet coke
Things to do on the weekend: sleep and see people that I don’t hate
Things to do in school: sleep, and laugh at lacey, and to talk to people
Out of school: sleep…..sleep….and OH and sleep
Have you ever thought about killing someone:
ALLLLLLLLL THE TIME….haha jk. Accept Jamie, but she knows….OH she knows
What do you want to be when you grow up: a fireman, or something where I can sit on my assssssssssss
Are you a nerd: NO, tho my super intellect is sometimes mistaken for nerdyness
Are you a skid: EWWWWWWWW no, your skid!
Do you secretly want to be a nerdy skid deep in your sub-conscience: DAMMIT! …….yes, there are you happy! Do you take pleasure out of my pain! Hahah
Do really live in a house, or do you live in a dumpster outside of McDix: No I live in a house fuckhead
Why do people hang around you at all, in other werds, What makes YOU so special: I think the real question here is what makes your MOM so special???
Do you think you’ll make it in the “real” world: nope….i’ll die within the first week I move out
If you could talk to Jesus, what would you say: sup, I like your hair
If you could talk to anybody, dead or alive, who would you want to talk to: my grampa or my mom
Why do you do the things you do that annoys me so much: I dunno, that’s the way your mom made me
Do you think b4 you speak, HONESTLY: yes…..accept when Jamie pisses me off and I say any god dam thing that comes to my head
Do you like living in Yellowknife, for the love of God, if you do explain why: Hahahahahaha, yes I enjoy it thoroughly……oh wait heh I dont
~LAST QUESTION~
How do you make a baby drink???? Give it an hour with your mom! Oooooooh burn!
Jamie
Nicks: Jay, Jay-Funk, Jay-Dawg, Jamerz and only on special occasions 2 dollas
Age: 15
Sex: female
Height: uhhhh 5’6? Sure why not
Birthday: Dec.3/86 yea yea I know same as fuckheads hahha
Sign: Sagitarius
Eye colour: blue
Hair colour: uhh naturally blonde, but right now its umm blonde, red, brown, purple, blue, black and grey heh yea I know
School Name: sir yes sir john frank-o-fuckin-in
Where ARE YOU FROM!!!: umm Kenora? I dunno I was born in Dryden shutup I don’t understand questions
Hobbies: sleeping and uhh sittin on my ass
You gots a job son: heh yea…………….lets leave it at that
Can you play any instruments: uhh pinano, sum guitar but I RAWK THE KAZOO
Who do you hate and love the most: I FUCKING HATE CHESTER IM GONNA KILL HER im just kidding but I really do love/hate the cunt licker
~Favourites~
Colour: umm baby blue
Number: 3
Subjects: umm I hate school but if I had to choose umm slack class advisory which I am almost failing dammit
Foooooooood: SPAM ahhah jk umm PASTA
Season: spring cause I like the perty flowers and the fresh clean yumm air umm ok stop jamie
Saying or WERD: “ damn b why u gotsta waste my flava”
Holiday: THE DAY OF ME
Animal: my lobster pinchy u mess him u mess with death
TV Show: THE SIMPSONS are my god
Movie: Jesus Christ Super Star
Actor/Actress: ummm lisa and homer simpson
Bands: DEFTONS, Anti-flag, Dashboard Confessionals, MxPx, Noggin Toboggan, Slick Shoes, Stretch Armstrong, Ozzy, Jimmy Eat World, Millencolin, The Ataris, Blink 182 and of course my band heh sure why not
Songs: Teenager-Deftones and Little Rounder-Brandston
CD: umm the werds of jesus
Vehicle: SHOPPING CART they are so reliable
Magazine: Transworld Snowboarding
Place to get away: The mole whole corey dug hahahhahahh or my room
Smell: B.O. heh jk.. and my conditioner its mighty goodness
Drink: Alcoholic -> ummm nope nomore Non-Alcoholic -> piss
Things to do on the weekend: sleep and hang wit my “friends”
Things to do in school: sleep and socialize and sure why not “learn”
Have you ever thought about killing someone: yesth all the time im gonna stab chester in the heart with a clothes hanger while she is still in the whom
What do you want to be when you grow up: a professional bum
Are you a nerd: NO contrary to popular beliefs
Are you a skid: and again NO contrary to popular beliefs
Do you secretly want to be a nerdy skid deep in your sub-conscience: WOW u know me soo well WOO WOO
Do really live in a house, or do you live in a dumpster outside of McDix: HELL NO I LIVE IN THE GUTTER
Why do people hang around you at all, in other werds, What makes YOU so special: I dunno ask them im not the idiots who hang with me
Do you think you’ll make it in the “real” world: in the werds of chester “your gonna die when you get in the real world”
If you could talk to Jesus, what would you say: u know jesus doesn’t love you U ARE SHUNNED
If you could talk to anybody, dead or alive, who would you want to talk to: Orson from Garfield and friends oh wait I do that everyday but I also talk to lambchops too
Why do you do the things you do that annoys me so much: cause its fun to annoy you, you make the cutest little face moOOHA
Do you think b4 you speak, HONESTLY: I honestly don’t hink I have ever done that before
Do you like living in Yellowknife, for the love of God, if you do explain why: umm I like some of the people here but why would I like living here no im not skid like chester
~LAST QUESTION~
How do you make a baby drink???? U shove it in the damn blender and drink it down!!!! ITS some MMMM MMM GOODNESS!!
The day we met.....
Back in the day of Grade 3 Jamie was new to the school yard, and I'm the one that brought her to "life". Alright enough of this analogic talk.....this is how it happened. Here I was in this really Jesus lovin school, and ya know your taught to be nice to your fellow uhhh student type people....ya. So here comes this chick from this villiage on Baffin Island, and I didn't know what the hell to think of her. So I thought what any kid would, that she was a stuck up little bitch. But like I said before, we attended a catholic school, and I was nice to her. So lemme jus paint the scene here. There's like a bunch of these rocks like uprooted in the ground....and Jamie sittin on them all by herself, makin little piles of gravel in front of her. So a curious child like I was, I approached her and asked wtf she was doin.....obviously I didn't say it like that, because I was in grade 3 for christ sake. Heh, but to this day, her response to my question still haunts me.....this is what she said...."Eatin gravel". Now that wasn't quite a shock, I mean we ate glue and brown paper lunch bags for fun.....and no we are not inbred children....anyways....so I responded with "Oh ya.....Uhhh why you eatin gravel?" Then with her beady little eyes, she looked up at me with this crazy psychotic little kid insane look in her eyes, and said "BECAUSE THERE'S NO GRASS!!!" So ya, I ran...and she ran after me....then from then on we been tight.
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