Amy’s Favourite Things


If you were one of Amy’s favourite things... What would you be?
I’m sure you’ve all wondered that before... so I made this quiz, for amy, just so you could find out.

You’re sad. What are you gonna do?
jerk off.
Fucktucket.
Write about it in my dead journal.
Listen to some emo and cry.
Get dressed up and go dancing.

Boys?
make me hot and bothered.
tall, dark and handsome please.
will he be my valentine if i’m a world away?
spunkrocket.
can he dance?

want to touch my no-no zone?
well i’m still in love with you so of course.
all you’ve got to do is lift me up.
i’ll just take off my pants.
spiffwhacker.
i’m not really sure, lets just see what happens.

if you took me out for a night on the town, what would we do?
oh theres heaps of stuff we might do. we’d drive around. shop. movies. shows. loiter. teenage type stuff
snorkledodge.
we’d go swing dancing of course.
we’d probably go to a show.
we wouldn’t go out, we’d stay at home and fuck.

whats for dinner?
lamb roast.
sausage.
ratnoodles
mac beef
i’m too sad to think about eating.

what would you say to amy if you saw her today?
oh amy don’t hate me for running away from you, oh amy don’t hate me cos i’m still in love with you.
wear me!
stroke me!
I’m looking at your boobs.
FUCKTUCKET FUCKTUCKET FUCKTUCKET!!!

whats your reason for living?
i’m not really sure...
fucktucket.
well my reason for living is to make great music for amy to enjoy
amy must touch me. i need amy to touch me.
to be worn.