Jill is a really cool guy 


also very mean in his last email to me 



 Nonetheless he is my best pal and yesterday he sent 
 Me 44! emails. So I have dedicated a site to him.
 here is a song written just for him. remember it

is written in opposites so everything in it is the
 opposite of the truth. also his alter ego's name is
 Diana Shamp




Diana shamp
   You are too stupid for camp
   you have done adultery
   and with it lechery
   you are so lewd 
   and oh so crude

   But there is a better way
   never give stupidity a say

   chorus
   And go the RIGHT way!
   on the right day.
   you don't go
   you don't know

   (silly girl)

   you are depriving a village somewhere of a loser
   If i was picking teams, When I saw you I wouldn't choose her
   Diana shamp, Diana shamp
   not the brightest one, like a lamp
   when you send letters you don't a stamp
   just a 1000 volt amp

   chorus
   go the RIGHT way!
   on the right day.
   you don't go
   you don't know

   why are you so stupid?
   you'll never get hit by cupid
   for safety measures read instructions before talking to you
   you smell like pooh! I know you do, why don't I sue?
   because my vendicular abilities are by far higher than par
   you ran into a bar?
   oh poor girl
   you make me wanna churl

   chorus
   go the RIGHT way!
   on the right day.
   you don't go
   you don't know

   you are so mean, you breath out poison, or is that just hot air comin from your brain?
   your inane tactics won't blow up my plane
   as to the biking incident you saw Zane?
   no you didn't it was all just a feign! of innocuos innocence
   you like incense? well it's bad, don't tell my dad 




Like it Jill? soon there will be many more. because you  
 are such a nice guy. I will make a list about you.


 Jill's qualities 



    

  1. He is sometimes super nice

  2. He jokes around a lot

  3. He has an air of eccentricity

  4. He is a joker (didn't I say that already? kofl)

  5. He is good at cards

  6. There are many more



Here is Jill