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"school makes people more stupider" - Me
"poop" - Steven
"it's got a beat you can dance to-if you have no shame" - Daria Murgendorfer
"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life,
everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You
freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is
OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you
this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me
no sign. Thy will be done." - homer simpson
"Of course. Happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat."
-Julia Roberts, Notting Hill
"When I see a street-sign that says 'SLOW CHILDREN' I think great, now
they'll be easier to hit." - Nick DeCamp
"when youre in outer space you gotta watch out for those flying yellow star wars
paragraphs" -
"pale is pretty" - patrick
depth
"there
are two types of women in this world: goddesses and doormats"-warhol(so which am i?)
"life
without music is like a walk through a desert" - fortune cookie
"an artist is not one who is inspired, but one who inspires" - dali
“all
you need is love”-the beatles
“if I
ever find myself here again, I’ll give everything” - doves, a house
“I believe in nothing, everything is sacred; I
believe in everything, nothing is sacred.” – even
cowgirls get the blues
“when
death sleeps, it dreams of you.” – acid bath, dead
girl
empire records
"in this life, there are nothing but possibilities"-lucas
"by
"Whats with you today?"-aj
"Whats with today today?"-lucas
"Wow you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets"-deb
"And you get smarter the shorter your hair gets, so this is probably a
good move"-geena
"With the increasing number of body scarring peices
of metal and your new neo-nazi-boot-camp makeover the
boys are sure to come a-runnin'"-geena
"it's too early for that, makes the customers all crazy-like"-geena
"We musnt dwell, we cant; its rex manning
day!"-mark(the best character in the whole movie)
"Always play with their minds."-lucas
"SHOPLIFTER!!!"-mark
"itsnt it customary to leave the scene after commiting the crime?"-deb
"obviously an amatuer"-geena
"the fat man walks alone"-lucas
"welcome to musictown, may i
service you?"-geena
"if axle rose saw rex manning's car broken down my the side of the road, do you think he would stop to
help"-lucas
*pause*
"does axle have a jack?"-mark
"Why dont you shove em
up your ass!"-warren
"Because that would hurt a lot,
"lets look at what you stole-rap, metal, rap, metal, whitney
"its for my girlfriend"-warren
"suuuuure"-lucas
"maybe i wanna be
sterile"-mark
"don't let the man get you down."-lucas
"Well, my name is mark spelled with (looks at name tag)a 'k' so i was thinking i could spell the
bands name with a 'c' for the whole phsycedelic trip
thingy"-mark
"youre superb"-lucas
"say it again"-joe
"superb"-lucas
"again"-joe
"superb"-lucas
(joe starts choking lucas)
"Dont drop the soap, warren"-aj
"I just told mitchell i
had the money"-joe
"but thats a lie joe,
its in atlantic city, of course it might be in antoher city by now"-lucas
"whats the money doing in atlantic
city?!?!?"-joe
"recirculating"-joe
and here's the catch phrase we all know and love... "Damn the man! Save
the empire!"-lucas and
mark
chuck palahnuik
"the person who loves you and the person you love are never, ever, the
same person" - invisible monsters
”beauty is power the same way money is power the same way a gun is power."
- invisible monsters
"Anymore, when I see the picture of a twenty-something in the newspaper
who was abducted and sodomized and robbed and then killed and here's a
front-page picture of her young and smiling, instead of me dwelling on this
being a big, sad crime, my gut reaction is, wow, she'd be really hot if she
didn't have such a big honker of a nose. My second reaction is I'd better have
some good head and shoulder shots handy in case I get, you know, abducted and
sodomized to death. My third reaction is, well, at least that cuts down on the
competition." - invisible monsters
"I wrote: yeah, there's my gay brother but he's dead from AIDS. And she
says, 'Well, that's for the best, then, isn't it?'" - invisible
monsters
"And sometimes being mutilated can work to your advantage. All those
people now with piercings and tattoos and brandings
and scarifications... What I mean is, attention is
attention." - invisible monsters
"The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we
can tell them about our own weekend." - invisible
monsters
"When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?" -
invisible monsters
"First, your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give
you their life." - invisible monsters
"Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die." - invisible monsters
"Television is the ultimate metaphor for god. All God does is watch us and
kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring." - invisible monsters
"Love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, I'll be
anybody you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I can be thin with big breasts
and big hair. Take me apart. Make me into anything, but just love me." - invisible
monsters
"...what I realize is mostly what I hate about Evie
is the fact that she's so vain and stupid and needy. But what I hate most is
how she's just like me. What I really hate is me so I
hate pretty much everybody." - invisible monsters
"This is fish number six hundred and forty-one in a lifetime of goldfish.
My parents bought me the first one to teach me about loving and caring for
another living breathing creature of God. Six hundred and forty fish later, the
only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet that
someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the
ground." - survivor
"Reality means you live until you die...The real truth is nobody wants
reality." - survivor
"Give me anything in this whole fucking world that is exactly what it
looks like!" - invisible monsters
"I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I'm smart, capable, and most importantly, I'm
free in all the ways you wish you could be." - fight club
“’this
isn’t really death,’
"self-destruction
is the answer" - fight club
"Sure, I said, I might go to prison. They could hang me and yank my nuts
off and drag me through the streets and flay my skin and burn me with lye, but
the Pressman Hotel would always be known as the hotel where the richest people
in the world ate pee" - fight club
"Recycling and speed limits are bullshit, they're like someone who quits
smoking on his deathbed." - fight club
“sorry mom. sorry god.”- invisible monsters