"True friends remember who you were, allow you to be who you are, and give you the space to become who you want to be."
-Abby
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."
-James Dean
"The important thing is to not stop questioning."
-Albert Einstein
"The value of life depends on the number of days spent with fulfillment."
-Unknown
"What goes around...usually gets dizzy and falls over."
-Unknown
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
-Eleanor Roosevelt
"It's ok to be nervous. But being nervous doesn't prove that there is anything to be nervous about."
-Unknown
"Relationships-of all kinds-are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold on to some of it, but most will be spilled. A relationship is like that. Held loosely with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact. But hold too tightly, too possessively, and the relationship slips away and is lost.
-Kaleel Jamison
Seasons Greeting Card (PG13!!)
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house,
Everyone felt shitty, even the mouse.
Mom at the warehouse
And dad smoking grass,
I'd just settled down
For a nice piece of ass.
When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter,
I sprung from my piece
To see what was the matter.
Out on the lawn I saw a big prick.
I knew in an instant
It must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell.
I knew in a moment the fucker had fell.
He filled all out stockings
With pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart.
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
Piss on you all and have a hell of a night.
Bumper Stickers:
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes."
"Help wanted-Telepathics: you know where to apply."
"Horn broken, watch for finger."
"That's right, keep honking...I'm reloading."
"Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay
attention to their limitations again."
-James R. Cook
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye."
-Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
"People are like stained-glass windows.
They sparkle and shine when the sun is out,
but when the darkness sets in,
their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within."
-Elizabeth Kübler-Ross
"Even from a dark night songs of beauty can be born."
-Maryanne Radmacher-Hershey
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."
- Oscar Wilde
"For there is nothing either good or bad, thinking makes it so."
- William Shakespeare
"Destiny is not a matter of change, it is a matter of choice; it is not a
thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved."
- William Jennings Bryan
"Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in
the dog."
- Mark Twain
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the
silence of our friends. "
- Martin Luther King Jr.
Bumper Stickers:
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes."
"Help wanted-Telepathics: you know where to apply."
"Horn broken, watch for finger."
"That's right, keep honking...I'm reloading."
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(Got anymore good ones i should add? Email them to one of us!! GabbiAbby@aol.com or Gracet@music.com)
