This is the section where people get to poke fun, and just say mean or nice things about Benji. Coming from the band memmber, their not so nice!

Billy makes fun of Benji:

"Benji always claims to be an insomniac, but I swear as soon as we go on the van, he's, like, dead asleep."
"Benji likes to match his hair with his underwear and we caught him in a pink thong once. We videotaped it."

Paul's Turn:

"I dropped an anvil on Benji."

Here goes Joel:

"You just witnessed... Did you hear when he was talking? He talks over everyone. Your guys' little egos would be bumping like bumper cars, talking over each other all the time." (talking about Graeme and Benji)
"You can call him Benjamin... That's what Mama calls him."
Fan: Dude, your brother's an ass. Joel: Hey, if you're going to diss my brother then I'm out of here... [leaves]
"Benji's the evil twin."
"I'd do anything for him."
"Benji had definitely been called a freak. I mean, I've been called a freak, too, but he's definitely more freaker than I am."
"Okay, he is. No, wait, actually we have this dog named Cash. " (on who's tougher.)
"Benji thinks fate will one day bring him and Britney Spears together... He seriously does!"
"Benj definitely got caught the most, but he took the fall for me countless times. When we were getting ourselves into things, he always got us out or took the blame."
"We're just like Ying and Yang, me and him, like night and day sometimes."