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Well, I was driving around today, and i was thinking, as I normally do when I drive. It is wierd, I come up with the greatest ideas when I am driving, do you ever do that? Anyways, I was driving and I saw this amazingly huge, beastly, burly-ass, mother-fuckin truck. It was an old Chevrolet, much like mine, but it was a short bed. It sat about 3 feet higher than mine did, had tires the size of a Cabriolet, had an immaculate paint-job, dual exhaust, and a huge engine scoop coming out of his hood.

So that got me thinking about why a person would ever want a vehicle like that. I pondered whether there was any good reason that a person needs a rediculously expensive, specifically tuned and accessorized vehicle. I dont see any point in that. In fact, the only thing that I could think of as an explanation of this shit was to impress others, something that I am not really big on myself. I simply do not understand what is it about guys that they require big, expensive, meaningless toys. Well, actually, that was a lie. I know exactly why guys are like that. Most guys, MOST guys, are obsessed with getting their rocks off. I really don't think that there is any good reason for guys to have expensive toys. The only reason that they do it is to impress women into sleeping with them. We, as men, are not the materialistic gender. Most women are, and we know that these women want to be comfortably well-off for the rest of their lives, so most guys pay the big bucks for little, meaningless shit so that women will be impressed and give them a blow-job. This is not the only reason though.

We all know that most men are insecure about the size of their cocks, so they feel the need to compete with other men in other areas to show that they have "bigger balls" than the other guy. They try to show that they have the testosterone level sufficient to maintain the genital-size good enough for female satisfaction. The thing though, is that they try to show this by having big toys to gain false social (genital) status.

So there you are and there you have it, that is the only reason for guys doing and owning the stupid things that they do. Simple as that, penile insecurity.