One day in New York a certain Oasis fan was excited about winning front row seats adn backstage passes for before and after.

"Gavin!" His Mom called.

"What?!?" He was very mad at her for interrupting him while he was trying to decide what outfit to wear.

"I'm leavin now, so I'm going to leave you the keys to the Toyota." She said.

"Okay!" He said.

Now back to his outfit. Should he wear the green camoflauge jacket like the one Liam wore in the 'D'You Know What I Mean?' video or the plaid knee-lenght jacket like what Liam wore on David Letterman in 2000? He decided on the camoflauge jacket. He also wore the type of sungalsses Liam wore with the jacket and black flares and a white botton-up shirt.

He was planning on getting there early to go backstage. When it was time to go, he was so excited about seeing his favorite band and his role model Liam Gallagher. He brought some stuff for Oasis to sign. When he got there, he headed to the backstage area first. When he walked in, the only one in there was Andy Bell.

"Andy!" Gavin yelled, excited to see an actual member of Oasis.

"Hi, how are you?" Andy asked.

"Great, of course!" Gavin ansewered. 'Could you sign this?" Gavin handed Andy The Masterplan CD.

"Sure," Andy signed it.

"Are the other guys coming out?" Gavin asked Andy.

"Yeah, they said they were," He ansewered.

Just then Alan and Noel came in but, Alan just grabs a beer and goes back into a different room quietly.

Noel came up to Gavin. "Hello there, what's your name?" He asked.

"Gavin," He ansewered.

"You want me to sign that for you?" Noel asked, taking the CD and signing it.

"Um. . .I have an Oasis web site called WonderWeb, you know, named after Wonderwall." Gavin said.

Noel made a face, what a lame name for a website! Noel thought to himself. "Oh, that's umm. . ." Noel didn't want to be rude to his own fan so, he decided to talk really fast so, this American wouldn't be able to understand him so, he started naming of differnt cities in England very fast: "Glasgow, Reading, Manchester, Leeds, Wembly, London, England, I'm from Manchester, you have a pathetic name for a website." Noel smiled as he said every word.

Gavin couldn't really understand what Noel said but, he just said 'Thank you' anyway.

"You know, I'm in the Drama Club at school and this year we had this thing where each student could write their own play and I decided to-" Just then a roadie came in and needed Noel for something.

Then Liam came swaggering in.

Gavin went up to him. "Uh, hi Liam."

"Hello," Liam said. "We're playing 'Supersonic' tonight!"

"Really? Wow, I love that song!" Gavin replied.

"Yeah, me too. it's a classic, you know. But, every Oasis song is, actually." Liam laughed.

"You know," Gavin said. I'm in Drama Club at school and this year every member could write thier own play and I wrote one about Oasis and I played you at the Top of the Pops concert and I wore the same outfit you did, same brand name and everything and I spent months learning how to copy your accent and the way you stand in front of the microphone. . ."

Liam stopped listening right there, he looked at the fan and nodded but, he wasn't really listening. This was overly-obsessed. It was creepy. He started listening again.

"And I even have the exact outfit you wore to the 1996 British Music Awards-"

This is riduclous! Liam thought. What a dork! Finally, he was done talking.

"Well, I better go get ready for the show." Liam said. He swaggered off to the dressing room.

During the concert, Liam was looking out in the audience during Noel's Champagne Supernove guitar solo and noticed that fan, Gavin was what Noel said his name was, sitting in the fron row.

During the encore song, I Am the Walrus, Gavin proceded to jump onstage, uninvited. And started to singing in the microphone with Liam, well, Liam could not be bothered with this, and said "Get off the stage."

"No" Gavin said in a British accent. "I'm you, Liam, I am! I'm you!! See, I look just like you, don't I!"

Liam couldn't take it anymore. Nobody could be him, he was unique and tough like nobdy else could be.

"You're not me!! Did you star in the video to Go Let It Out, I don't think so. Did you marry and then divorice Patsy Kensit? No."

"Actually, my ex-girlfriend is named Patsy." Gavin said.

"Ahh!" Liam screamed. "You're such a loser! Get a life so, you don't have to keep copying mine, now get off the stage! Please! And next time you come to our concert, don't wear my clothes, wear your own!"

Gavin got off the stage, worried. What kind of new life could he have? Then he had an idea! He wondered what the singer of Radiohead wore?

THE END