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One day the band needed to get to America for a tour and the only airline available was the one Liam was banned for life from. So, they had no choice but, to sneak Liam in. They did this by disguising him as Andy Bell because Andy was sick and couldn't go. "Well, first of all, I don't have brown hair," Andy told Liam. "Well, okay," Liam said. So, he dressed in Andy's clothes and dyed his hair and styled it like Andy's. He was ready to leave. On the plane. . . Liam sees a woman eating a scone. "Noel, I was a scone," Liam wispered to Noel, who was sitting beside him. "Oh no, not again," Noel sighed. "Can you ask the stewardess, Noel?" Liam asked quietly. "No! I'm not Mum, ask yourself!" Noel said. "But, I'm scared." Liam wispered. Noel rolled his eyes. "Oh, brother!" Noel said. The stewardess come over. "Ask her! Ask her!" Noel said to Liam. "No! I don't want thrown off again." Liam said. "Ask her for the scone!" Noel said. "Did I hear something about a scone? I'll bring one over." The stewardess said. "See, it's not that hard." Noel said. The steward came over. "Here you go!" She said. She handed Liam an apple pie. And left qickly. "Noel, it's an apple pie!" Liam told Noel. "Complain yourself." Noel said tiredly. "But Noel, it started like this last time, they'll ban me again, they'll find out I'm Liam!" He told Noel. Noel called over a new stewardess. A different one, an ugly one. "Excuse me, but this is an apple pie, we wanted a scone." Noel told her. "We don't GET ANYTHING wrong here. We're ALWAYS right!!" She said. She took the pie and dumped it on Noel's head. "How DARE you!" Noel said. "my beautiful hair, its ruined. I'm in Oasis! I can't believe your nerve!" "You haven't seen the beginning of it," the stewardess replied. She walked away. "Noel, what if she recognizes me!" Liam said worriedly. "Liam, have you lost your Oasis spirit? Remember 'you gotta roll with it, don't let anybody get in your way!" Noel exclaimed, wipeing the apple pie from his face. "You're right, Noel. I can't believe myself. What would my fans think?" Liam said. The first stewaress came back. "Is everything okay?" She asked. "Actually," Liam said. "You gave me an apple pie, I wanted a scone." "Oh, dear, I'm so sorry, sir." She said. The mean stewardess came back with an ice cream cone. "Here you are, sir," she said. "Enjoy it, its your last complimentary item." "But, we wanted a scone, not a cone!" Noel said. The stewaress proceded to get out siccors and cut Noel's hair. "Excuse me, what ARE you doing?" Noel asked. "You think you're so great because of your hair, I'm taking your pride away," she ansewered. She walked away. "Noel, are you okay?" Liam asked. "NO! I'm mad now!" Noel exclaimed. "When we land, we'll go straight to a hair dresser, you can get it evened out." Liam said, hoping to make him feel better. "Okay, but I'm not through with that lady," Noel said. 'Oh no, this is going to be a disaster." Liam mummbled to himself. The first, nice stewardess came back. "Hello, sirs, was your scone good?" She said. "THIS ISN'T A SCONE!" Liam said. "Its an ice cream CONE!" "I'm sorry, she must've been mistaken, I'll tell her again, I am so sorry." She said. The mean stewaress came back. "Which one of you complained about me, you probably, huh?" She pionted at Noel. "You and your hair," she said. "Well, I'll show you a thing or two. I'll-" "NO!" Liam said. "It was me, all I wanted was a stupid scone." "A scone?" she said. "YES! Just a STUPID,STUPID SCONE, could I please have a STUPID SCONE!?!?" Liam yelled at her. "YOU! It's you! That rude, improper Lukas Lallagher!" She said. "Liam Gallagher, you mean, yes it is and I WANT A SCONE!!" Liam said. The manager came over. "Liam Gallagher, I thought I told you that you were banned for life from this airline?" He said. "You did, but I never did get that scone, did I?" Liam replied. "This is unacceptable," He said. "You stay seated until we land and you are not to speak to anyone on the plane and your brother here, cannont speak for you or he'll be banned also." When Liam got off the plane, reporters were everywhere. "Liam," One reporter said. "How was the airline this time?" Liam shoke his head. He look into the camera and said: "I'm telling you kids, I'd rather walk!" _______________________________________________________ THE END
